I've already handed my award to Totem as the funnier poster by far, so I'm no longer an interested party. But as far as I'm concerned the vote that counts is from everyone who posts here, not any self appointed elite. Sure, there's something of a clique among some die-hards (maybe I'm one of 'em, maybe not, I don't really care), but it has to stand up to the opinions of everyone who drops by.
Skeet. If your attention-whoring doesn't gratify you enough, try another tack. Just start another thread declaring yourself the unanymous winner of all categories and you'll feel much better. Make an acceptance speech. Whatever.
If my pantomime distracted some attention from your rusty sherrif's badge, think about motivation. Those posts are intended to give other people a smile; nothing more; nothing less. I don't give a flying rat's *** what they think of me. My ego went sub-default years ago. I feel no urge to ********** in front of everyone in the Assylum in your manner.
What's your excuse?
If the Christmasylum Carol bothered you that much, I'm happy to leave it unfinished. I wouldn't want to upset Skeety-Weety.
On a separate note; This is the Asylum, so a couple of reminders:
1) If posts, avatars get you all butt-hurt, you're in the wrong place.
2) If you want to flame them, go ahead. Do your worst. Just quit with the fu[/i]cking PMs to [i]other people.
3) Fight your own battles.
If Flea's pissed at Dracoid's avatard, let her flame away; rate him to negative, call for a ban. I am not Dracoid. I don't care if he gets nuked. But why are you sending PM's to me about it?
Now, I suppose a blow-job's out of the question?
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