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#27 Dec 11 2004 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
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Goose is like a case of crabs when you have teminal cancer. A minor annoyance occasionally, but most of the time you don't notice it. You just find yourself scratching occasionally for no apparent reason, then you remember what's there. And you could easily git rid of it with a bottle of shampoo if you really cared. But, unfortunately, you have bigger problems.
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#28 Dec 11 2004 at 7:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've already handed my award to Totem as the funnier poster by far, so I'm no longer an interested party. But as far as I'm concerned the vote that counts is from everyone who posts here, not any self appointed elite. Sure, there's something of a clique among some die-hards (maybe I'm one of 'em, maybe not, I don't really care), but it has to stand up to the opinions of everyone who drops by.

Skeet. If your attention-whoring doesn't gratify you enough, try another tack. Just start another thread declaring yourself the unanymous winner of all categories and you'll feel much better. Make an acceptance speech. Whatever.

If my pantomime distracted some attention from your rusty sherrif's badge, think about motivation. Those posts are intended to give other people a smile; nothing more; nothing less. I don't give a flying rat's *** what they think of me. My ego went sub-default years ago. I feel no urge to ********** in front of everyone in the Assylum in your manner.

What's your excuse?

If the Christmasylum Carol bothered you that much, I'm happy to leave it unfinished. I wouldn't want to upset Skeety-Weety.

On a separate note; This is the Asylum, so a couple of reminders:

1) If posts, avatars get you all butt-hurt, you're in the wrong place.
2) If you want to flame them, go ahead. Do your worst. Just quit with the fu[/i]cking PMs to [i]other people.
3) Fight your own battles.

If Flea's pissed at Dracoid's avatard, let her flame away; rate him to negative, call for a ban. I am not Dracoid. I don't care if he gets nuked. But why are you sending PM's to me about it?

Now, I suppose a blow-job's out of the question?
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#29 Dec 11 2004 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
no PMs for me? i'm sure if you asked me nicely i'd take it down for you and your weird-*** girlfriend Smiley: grin
#30 Dec 11 2004 at 7:19 PM Rating: Good
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Now, I suppose a blow-job's out of the question?


I'll take two thank you.
#31 Dec 11 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Excellent
I like the "I love you Reinman" version of Drac's Avatar.

Edited, Sat Dec 11 19:45:32 2004 by Reinman
#32 Dec 11 2004 at 8:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby wrote:
1) If posts, avatars get you all butt-hurt, you're in the wrong place.
2) If you want to flame them, go ahead. Do your worst. Just quit with the fu[/i]cking PMs to [i]other people.
3) Fight your own battles.

If Flea's pissed at Dracoid's avatard, let her flame away; rate him to negative, call for a ban. I am not Dracoid. I don't care if he gets nuked. But why are you sending PM's to me about it?

Now, I suppose a blow-job's out of the question?

I have nothing more to say on the subject. If you want to talk to your child, do so. I'm sure nothing I have to say would be of interest to him. I don't flame, I don't karma-camp and I asked for one thing: The avatar was my personal request to admins, which I am happy that they honored and the reasons will remain between them and I. Everyone on Alla has the same rights, and I certainly don't control my adult fiancé any more than you control your minor child.

Consider it dropped. No need to "call me out". I've been ignoring 99% of taunts proudly since 1975.
#33 Dec 11 2004 at 8:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Flea wrote:
I certainly don't control my adult fiancé any more than you control your minor child
Over here, we don't wait til you're 21 before you have to take responsibility for your own actions.

He's old enough to wipe his own *** and fight (win or lose) his own battles. But here's me thinking this was a "No Holds Barred" internet forum, as opposed to real life. Silly me.

Remind me? What are the rules here?
Who posted that avatar?
Who placed that picture in the public domain in the first place?

Flea, you sound like a really nice person, but you seem to have a romanticised image of what parenthood is really like, and an innocence that is not entirely compatible with the insensitive "Dog f[i][/i]uck dog" environment that is the Asylum.
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#34 Dec 11 2004 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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Who placed that picture in the public domain in the first place?


It was Skeet! I saw him!

You could tell that Flea wasn't wild about the whole idea at the time.

Edited, Sat Dec 11 20:46:40 2004 by Reinman
#36 Dec 11 2004 at 8:56 PM Rating: Good
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But here's me thinking this was a "No Holds Barred" internet forum, as opposed to real life. Silly me.

Remind me? What are the rules here?
Who posted that avatar?
Who placed that picture in the public domain in the first place?

Flea, you sound like a really nice person, but you seem to have a romanticised image of what parenthood is really like, and an innocence that is not entirely compatible with the insensitive "Dog **** dog" environment that is the Asylum.


Don't fool yourself Nobby. No hold barred also means there is no pretending in fairness, so there will be favortism and a proclivity towards favoring squeemishness if that is your predilection. In other words if Flea uses the normaly barred 'complain to mods' hold and the mods step in and use the rarley brought out 'pistol whip to the face' move on your son's avatar, don't come in here in high and mighty tones proclaiming a moral victory.

Mud begets mud and holier than though water only makes more.

Edited, Sat Dec 11 20:57:17 2004 by GitSlayer
#37 Dec 11 2004 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
Nobby, this wasn't about you, you made your votes, you're safe.

I was mostly talking about Joph and Smash. Just because they're all l33t with their 10k "not last" posts, they think they're above voting, or just too damn lazy.

As I said to Joph, even Bush and Kerry went to the polls to cast their votes.

As for this whole avatar thing, I will not be ashamed. If it's wrong to want to say something when a picture of the woman you love is put up in bad taste, then frankly I'm quite content being wrong here.

That's that, I am not, nor will I ever be cool with that picture being used like that.



Edited, Sat Dec 11 21:13:58 2004 by Skeeter
#38 Dec 11 2004 at 9:23 PM Rating: Decent
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So uh, what are the voting catagories?
#39 Dec 11 2004 at 9:42 PM Rating: Decent
Skeet, seriously, the awards are for things like, "Funniest poster," and "best poster," on an internet forum. It's not the fu[b][/b]cking presidential election. You shouldn't let, the lazyness, of two people, get to you.

#40 Dec 11 2004 at 9:50 PM Rating: Decent
Duke LtGoose wrote:
Skeet, seriously, the awards are for things like, "Funniest poster," and "best poster," on an internet forum. It's not the fu[b][/b]cking presidential election. You shouldn't let, the lazyness, of two people, get to you.


Still shooting for worst troll huh? Maybe least favorite poster?

Sorry bud, I've made my votes and am sticking to them. Nice try though.

To be further honest I'm mostly trying to get Joph off his lazy *** to vote. I'm curious as to whom he likes. Everybody knows we all love Joph, but who does he love?
#41 Dec 11 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Decent
Duke LtGoose wrote:
Skeet, seriously, the awards are for things like, "Funniest poster," and "best poster," on an internet forum. It's not the fu[/b]cking presidential election. You shouldn't let, the lazyness, of two people, get to you.


Hehe, just remembered something.

You shouldn't let, people on, an [b]internet
forum, that tell you you're not accepted, get to you.

Smiley: wink2
#42 Dec 11 2004 at 9:54 PM Rating: Good
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Duke LtGoose wrote:
Skeet, seriously, the awards are for things like, "Funniest poster," and "best poster," on an internet forum. It's not the fu[b][/b]cking presidential election. You shouldn't let, the lazyness, of two people, get to you.


Still shooting for worst troll huh? Maybe least favorite poster?

Sorry bud, I've made my votes and am sticking to them. Nice try though.

To be further honest I'm mostly trying to get Joph off his lazy *** to vote. I'm curious as to whom he likes. Everybody knows we all love Joph, but who does he love?


Just a guess, but I bet this won't get him off his ***. Think about it. If you are begging him to vote, won't be tempted to do the opposite, just to get under your skin?

That message, had no trolling in it. Smiley: cool
#43 Dec 11 2004 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
Queen Skeeter wrote:
Duke LtGoose wrote:
Skeet, seriously, the awards are for things like, "Funniest poster," and "best poster," on an internet forum. It's not the fu[/b]cking presidential election. You shouldn't let, the lazyness, of two people, get to you.


Hehe, just remembered something.

You shouldn't let, people on, an [b]internet
forum, that tell you you're not accepted, get to you.

Smiley: wink2


Hehe, just remembered something.

me, not caring wrote:
Yeah, because as soon as they accept me, I am going to **** all over my keyboard.Smiley: rolleyes


That was me. I didn't get all wound up because you claim, that no one here likes me.
#44 Dec 11 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Decent
Duke LtGoose wrote:
Queen Skeeter wrote:
Duke LtGoose wrote:
Skeet, seriously, the awards are for things like, "Funniest poster," and "best poster," on an internet forum. It's not the fu[b][/b]cking presidential election. You shouldn't let, the lazyness, of two people, get to you.


Still shooting for worst troll huh? Maybe least favorite poster?

Sorry bud, I've made my votes and am sticking to them. Nice try though.

To be further honest I'm mostly trying to get Joph off his lazy *** to vote. I'm curious as to whom he likes. Everybody knows we all love Joph, but who does he love?


Just a guess, but I bet this won't get him off his ***. Think about it. If you are begging him to vote, won't be tempted to do the opposite, just to get under your skin?

That message, had no trolling in it. Smiley: cool


Oh, I knew from the get-go that he wouldn't. But if I let things like rationality and reasoning get in the way of my posting I'd never get anything done around here.

#45 Dec 11 2004 at 10:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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But here's me thinking this was a "No Holds Barred" internet forum, as opposed to real life
Dracoid has posts in three or four other forums on this site all of which display his avatar and none of which are "no holds barred".

"No holds barred" is a sad excuse in the best of circumstances but, in this case, it doesn't even apply.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#46 Dec 11 2004 at 10:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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If we make it through December, everything's going to be all right, I know
It's the coldest time of winter and I shiver when I see the falling snow

Hey Joph- "Long December" too obvious?
#47 Dec 12 2004 at 12:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Aegis for president!


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#48 Dec 12 2004 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
[quote=Baron von AegisfangBattlehammer]Aegis for president!


***************

Lol, wb *****.
#49 Dec 12 2004 at 12:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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If we make it through December, everything's going to be all right, I know
It's the coldest time of winter and I shiver when I see the falling snow

Hey Joph- "Long December" too obvious?
Heh.. I need to save something for next year.

Though, if I can't come up with something for Jan, this will be a short lived trend. I guess I can always cheat and break out "Calendar Girl" in a pinch.

And don't suggest songs. That'll just make me feel like I'm cheating.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#50 Dec 12 2004 at 12:27 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
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If we make it through December, everything's going to be all right, I know
It's the coldest time of winter and I shiver when I see the falling snow

Hey Joph- "Long December" too obvious?
Heh.. I need to save something for next year.

Though, if I can't come up with something for Jan, this will be a short lived trend. I guess I can always cheat and break out "Calendar Girl" in a pinch.

And don't suggest songs. That'll just make me feel like I'm cheating.


How about:

"January.... Fu[b][/b]ck it."
#51 Dec 12 2004 at 3:24 AM Rating: Good
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In regards to Nobby relinquishing his award to me, I am afraid that I cannot in good conscience accept it since I believe that he has fairly and squarely earned it. Let's face it, man, you were just out and out funnier than me this year. I voted for you just for that very reason.

As to Smash and Jo not voting, I guess I had thought that Smash being on hiatus in the casinos and Jo busy digging out from all that snow (poor *******!) in the frozen wastes of Chicago left them with no time or inclination to take the effort to make their thoughts known.

Totem
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