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My grandmother said:


It was a screen door


Edited, Wed Dec 8 18:13:26 2004 by inasnum

When my Grandpa (Pop) was 94, and hardly had a clue what was going on around him, I came into the room and asked.

"Whatcha doing Pop?"

He replied, " All the ones I can, and the easy ones twice."

I nearly fell on the floor.

That was the most memorable one.

Now that is what I was hoping to see.

Cheers Reinman

My dad had dozens of sayings.

The most memorable one I heard when we were changing the spark plugs in my car. He was quite handy with older vehicles, but the new ones with all the gadgets and doo-dads and computers befuddle him. This car wasn't that bad, but it was a little out of his leauge. Plus the engine was hot from me driving it out to his place.

In the middle of a frustrating session of this, he throws his wrench down and says "Jesus Christ I thought I'd seen everything. I've seen 3 houses of ill repute, 2 sex shows involving farm animals, and an all ni[u][/u]gger rodeo, and I ain't never seen anything like this."

There are so many my dad has had over the years.

I don't have the sharpest memory, so I will lay out some of the more recent ones.

"Her *** looks like two pigs struggling in a ( )sack."

We were watching the "Biggest loser," and as soon as he see's the 500 pound black guy, he says "That guy has bin cheatin'!"

I wish I could remember the better ones, however, I am sure as soon as I click "Post Message," I will think of more. And will post more.