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#1 Dec 07 2004 at 10:47 PM Rating: Decent
If you could do anyone on this forum who would do? How would you do them and would you video tape the act?

Edited, Tue Dec 7 22:47:43 2004 by Stok
#2 Dec 07 2004 at 10:50 PM Rating: Decent
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I need pictures to decide....


[i]hehe Jk Im happily married and really not that shallow[/i]
#3 Dec 07 2004 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent
Uhm what are you talking about lady?

This was a question about doing someone, not DOING someone as in a sexual nature.

Sheesh get your mind out of that gutter, woman Smiley: tongue
#4 Dec 07 2004 at 10:53 PM Rating: Decent
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That depends... how long does it take to get you liquored up, and how do you feel about latex?
#5 Dec 07 2004 at 10:54 PM Rating: Decent
Are you a guy or a gal?

If you're a guy GFY. If your a woman, you bring the rum and I'll have the coke. Latex is that on you or me?




My mind thinks faster than I type, I know some of you may not be able to comprehend that, but it does happen.

Edited, Tue Dec 7 22:55:32 2004 by Stok
#6 Dec 07 2004 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll happily take that GFY!
Was posing the question moreso to your avatard.
#7 Dec 07 2004 at 11:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
Uhm what are you talking about lady?

This was a question about doing someone, not DOING someone as in a sexual nature


Ummmmm.. ok I am inebriated atm, but even if I were sober....I dont get it.



so explain to me (tipsy that I am) how to do someone but not DO someone :)



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#8 Dec 07 2004 at 11:12 PM Rating: Decent
Do someone is "Kill Them"

Doing Someone is "******* them"

#9REDACTED, Posted: Dec 07 2004 at 11:14 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) How much are you willing to pay ?
#10 Dec 07 2004 at 11:15 PM Rating: Decent
I believe in natural selection so I let people die naturally.
#11 Dec 07 2004 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
Ok, so our choices are:

kill someone from this place and choose whether or not to make it into a snuff film....

OR

pork someone from this place and choose whether or not to make it like half the files on my hard drive....

Can we mix and match?
#12 Dec 07 2004 at 11:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok I'll do both
OK as for "doing" someone, thats a hard choice to make. Honestly, I'd have to see pics.

In regards "to do someone," Definitely one of the sub-defaults. Using a spoon with the handle broken off and some vinager.

As for combining the two, again one of the sub-defaults, with a strap-on and pistol at the back of their head.
#13 Dec 07 2004 at 11:31 PM Rating: Good
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If I could kill somebody, I'd have to whack proof/inasnum/other crappy trolls. I'd invite them all to a troll convention, then blow up the entire building, killing them all in the process. I don't see it as murder, I see it as a favor to the world.

If I could do somebody, I'd have to do Tare. I mean, this one is a no-brainer. Plus, preggo is hot.

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#14REDACTED, Posted: Dec 07 2004 at 11:36 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ftfy
#15 Dec 08 2004 at 12:21 AM Rating: Decent
Taeledar, not bad looking, a little freaky, and I bet she knows how to handle the equipment.

Weird Science. Create her for me Skeet.
#16 Dec 08 2004 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
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Items I would need, I will need to practice my sincerity I am afraid:

  • Forged proof I won an obnoxious amount of money from the Lotto.
  • A sincere expression of fondness for all who visit this board and a wish to meet them and share with them my new found wealth.
  • An all expense paid gathering to all who visit this board somewhere with questionable legality concerning govermental oversight.
  • A promise of a large sum of money as a door prize and/or raffle during the gathering as a sweetner.
  • A small nuclear device, likely smuggled from a country ending in 'stan' located on the premesis of the gathering.
  • A remote that resembles a large garage door opener with a rather large and ominous red button.
  • No morals or ethics and a nasty disposition, oh yes and a fast private jet.
  • Manical laughter, provided for by myself, piped into the place of the festive gathering moments before it ended.
  • #17 Dec 08 2004 at 12:40 AM Rating: Decent
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    F this S! Let's just play spin the bottle, let physics decide our fuckfest fates!
    #18REDACTED, Posted: Dec 08 2004 at 12:42 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) With a buffet ?
    #19 Dec 08 2004 at 1:05 AM Rating: Default
    I would kill Twiztid first, Deadside (both of them) next, Jophiel, and uhhh.. BrookieDragon.
    #20 Dec 08 2004 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
    Smiley: yikes

    Pandy doesn't like this evil thread!
    #21 Dec 08 2004 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
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    Nabraben wrote:
    I believe in natural selection so I let people die naturally.


    Well, in theory, massive internal hemmohraging (not sure of the spelling, forgive me) could be considered a natural means of dying since it's what naturally happens after certain trauma. It all comes down to how you want to split hairs.
    #22 Dec 08 2004 at 7:15 AM Rating: Decent
    I would do Twiztid's avatar. Salma is teh hot!!!!!11!!one!!
    #23 Dec 08 2004 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
    Friar Reinman wrote:
    Taeledar, not bad looking, a little freaky, and I bet she knows how to handle the equipment.

    Weird Science. Create her for me Skeet.


    More proof that Reinman Loves me!



    #24REDACTED, Posted: Dec 08 2004 at 10:02 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I would kill myself to save myself from the boredom that is the topics of threads today.
    #25 Dec 08 2004 at 10:06 AM Rating: Decent
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    Technicality here; wouldnt it be "do in" as opposed to "do?

    Now if you had written, If you could who would you do in... then I would have understood your meaning perfwectly clear. But since you wrote who would you do, well then that leads to sexual relations.


    To answer youre original question, I wouldn't. There is no one here I care that much about to waste a perfectly good bullet.

    Edited, Wed Dec 8 10:07:38 2004 by deadsidedemon
    #26 Dec 08 2004 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
    varrussword wrote:
    I would kill you all to save you from the boredom that is the topic of any of my threads, ever.

    Varus


    Wow, inside such a stupid wind-bad lies some decency.



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