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Today is the "due date" and no Tarelet to be seen.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Walk as much as you can and get Mister Tare to join you for bedroom games.
I found orgasms work far better then taking a walk. So enjoy yourself while you can.
Edit as I just realized I finally made 100 posts.
Edited, Mon Dec 6 12:13:52 2004 by ElneClare
I found orgasms work far better then taking a walk. So enjoy yourself while you can.
Edit as I just realized I finally made 100 posts.
Edited, Mon Dec 6 12:13:52 2004 by ElneClare
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
aww im sorry tare. Does that mean you go in next week to have the tarelet pried out?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Have you tried jumping up and down? Rolling on your belly?
Have you perhaps entertained the notion that you're not pregnant and just got fat?
And have Mr. Tare attach a hook at the end. You'll get that kid out yet!
Have you perhaps entertained the notion that you're not pregnant and just got fat?
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Walk as much as you can and get Mister Tare to join you for bedroom games
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Maybe some gentle suction will work.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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And have Mr. Tare attach a hook at the end. You'll get that kid out yet!
edit: I apologize for the lack of substance in this post !
Edited, Mon Dec 6 12:19:28 2004 by Asperitas
Don't they make something like Exlax for that part of the plumbing?
Joph!In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Tare, the bad thing is, sometimes first pregnancies tend to go over a bit. 
Not what you want to hear, I know.
So go have sex, and flush that kid out.
Not what you want to hear, I know.
So go have sex, and flush that kid out.
, you guys kill me. Yep, I have to go in on Monday to have the baby induced if it doesn't come along this week. But, I'll keep the hook suggestion in mind, Earwig.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
If you want, Tare, I can come over there and check the situation out. I have a special 'baby finding' tool, but I'd need to blind fold you before using it.
Lubriderm, Eater of Souls wrote:
need to blind fold you before using it.
Meh, I can't see what's happening down there anyway.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Have the Mister sit on your tummy, that should squeeze it out!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
JayGCN wrote:
Thats disgusting.
Lubriderm, Eater of Souls wrote:
If you want, Tare, I can come over there and check the situation out. I have a special 'baby finding' tool, but I'd need to blind fold you before using it.
You mean this?
As we have all learned from "Perfect Strangers", a hot-air balloon ride will induce labor. So get Mr. Tare to take you on a nice, romantic balloon ride.
Just remember to bring some super absorbant shop rags, since you don't want to mess up the inside of the basket.
Just remember to bring some super absorbant shop rags, since you don't want to mess up the inside of the basket.
Get out of the city!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Has anyone heard anything from Tare? I haven't seen her post in awhile? Is the Tarelet out?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I am here, I'm not *****, get used to it!
No Tarelet yet. <sigh>
All I know is that, if no baby arrives this week, we'll be going for a lovely induction on Monday.
So, chin up and count the days, Tare.
It's freakin' cold here. -30C.
I love Cheerios.
My coffee is cold.
No Tarelet yet. <sigh>
All I know is that, if no baby arrives this week, we'll be going for a lovely induction on Monday.
So, chin up and count the days, Tare.
It's freakin' cold here. -30C.
I love Cheerios.
My coffee is cold.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Getting much sleep Tare?
My wife is currently at 6 months and is starting not to sleep much at night.
My wife is currently at 6 months and is starting not to sleep much at night.
I hear if you strip nekkid and dance in the middle of the living room with a slinky wrapped around you while you pretend to be a shoe-lace it will make the baby come.
Not really. I just want to hear the reaction from Mr. Tare when he walks in on his wife and sees her dancing in circles nekkid with a slinky singing "I'm a shoe-lace..."
Not really. I just want to hear the reaction from Mr. Tare when he walks in on his wife and sees her dancing in circles nekkid with a slinky singing "I'm a shoe-lace..."
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Nope. Sleep has never come easily to me but lately I have such sore hips and legs I can hardly roll over at night. That, and I wake up with nosebleeds every night. It's so delightful to wake up choling on your own blood.
Yay!
I am soooo ready to have this squirt outta me. Bring it, baby!
Congrats Aegis! First baby?
Yay!
I am soooo ready to have this squirt outta me. Bring it, baby!
Congrats Aegis! First baby?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
One of my coworkers went to have his girlfriend induced at 6:15 this morning. Hopefully, 'fat mama' has spit out the little fella and is resting by now.
Maybe you should try a trampoline....
Maybe you should try a trampoline....
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