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#1 Dec 06 2004 at 10:54 AM Rating: Default
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if a mans lifetime is an instant in god's eyes and an instant is roughly a second and the lifespan of man (and god for this example) is determined to be 100 years than 1 mans lifetime is 1/3.1536x10(4)second (1/315360000 of a second) .and this is out of 100billion or so people on the planet. the chances god will be spying on u for this fraction of a second out of 100billion others are slim to none. OR, lets say you only blaspheme for a year of your life. then that amount of time (in god's eyes) is only 1/31,536,000,000 of a second, (again out of 100billion or so people). so do whatever the hell you want..

this is just some onghanded math i did on my lunch break yesterday because i was bored and my stupid g/f thinks that dinosaurs didnt exist

flame away

/edit dont to didnt

Edited, Mon Dec 6 10:58:13 2004 by theus

Edited, Mon Dec 6 10:59:10 2004 by theus
#2 Dec 06 2004 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dinosaurs still exist? Are you posting from the Land of the Lost?
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#3 Dec 06 2004 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Yea, but with my luck the only time he glimpsed in was at the moment I was having out of control fun.

Just like when you are working your azz off and decide to take a 5 minute break only to have the boss walk in.
#4 Dec 06 2004 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Re type that so it's readable and I'll consider flaming you.
#6 Dec 06 2004 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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HTML doesn't work here, pal. Oh, and your math sucks. So does your theory.

I mean, if I believe in God, I'm going to act according to His laws, whether he's watching or not. If I don't believe in god, I'm certainly not going to worry about trying to please him.

I guess ignorance really is bliss.

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#7 Dec 06 2004 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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this is out of 100billion or so people on the planet.


Wow...what planet are you living on?

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Congrats to you my friend. This is the type of thread that I tohught only Jay or Varus was capable of starting.
#8 Dec 06 2004 at 11:02 AM Rating: Default
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probbly does suck. but oh well . iwas just ranting ^^
#9 Dec 06 2004 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Congrats to you my friend. This is the type of thread that I tohught only Jay or Varus was capable of starting.
Well its a new month, so time to break out a new pair of socks.
#11 Dec 06 2004 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Blasphemy is ok? The hell you say. Well in that case here is some blashpemy that I'm sure more than a few people are going to go to hell over.

Yikes that's really offensive stuff; I'm going to church now.

#13 Dec 06 2004 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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this is just some onghanded math i did on my lunch break yesterday because i was bored and my stupid g/f thinks that dinosaurs didnt exist


I find it very hard to believe your girlfriend could possibly be less intelligent than you.
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#15 Dec 06 2004 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Lack of intelligence in a human being... How could that possibly surprise you?
After reading your posts, it doesn't.
#17 Dec 06 2004 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Anytime man.Smiley: wink
#18 Dec 06 2004 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't know if it's just my religion's set of beliefs, but I was raised to believe that god was omnipresent and omniscient. If this is accurate, then god knows everything you do. Otherwise, your argument would almost work (if not for the lousy math and such).
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theus wrote:
/edit dont to didnt
Fu[b][/b]ck. I was totally hoping you could send me a pet Sleestak.
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