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Ok, here is a joke I just read, hope it lightens everyone's day. Feel free to add some more jokes. I think we all need a good laugh about now,,,

Subj: Sunday Morning Sex

Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year
old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we
were making love on Sunday morning. Horrified, Katie told her
grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,simply in on the Ding and
out on theDong."! She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."