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#27 Dec 06 2004 at 4:08 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually, 1.1 of the 5.2 million Danes in the country live in Copenhagen.


you'd think an 80% minority would disprove your point...
#28 Dec 06 2004 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
That was agood story, hadn't read it in years. Makes me want to go see the movie to look for the parallels you speak of.
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Contrary to what some of the slower people who have read the story think, it's not a critique of the welfare state or affirmative action, etc.


I was going to ignore this, and was really trying to... But... How on earth can you read that story and *not* see it as a cautionary tale about government attempting to legistlate equality? Sure, it may not match *exactly* what we do with welfare and affirmative action, but the basic concepts behind it are the same.

It even includes the danger of real vs "fake" equality, and how those most likely to desire to overthrow it will do so because they believe they really are "better" then others, instead of just realizing the system is flawed (Harrison declaring himself Emperor).

It's almost point for point a "worst case" example of why Conservatives oppose government controled social programs. Only a hard core democrat would read that and not see it.
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I was going to ignore this, and was really trying to... But... How on earth can you read that story and *not* see it as a cautionary tale about government attempting to legistlate equality? Sure, it may not match *exactly* what we do with welfare and affirmative action, but the basic concepts behind it are the same.


I can't speak for affirmative action, you might be right there.

However welfare is not the government trying to legislate equality. Welfare is the government trying to ensure that everyone has at least enough to purchase food, cclothing and shelter.

It isn't about equality because it isn't in reference to what other people have. when it is decided whether a person qualifies, it isn't decided by where they are relative to other people but by where they are relative to necessities that they should have.
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I was going to ignore this, and was really trying to... But... How on earth can you read that story and *not* see it as a cautionary tale about government attempting to legistlate equality? Sure, it may not match *exactly* what we do with welfare and affirmative action, but the basic concepts behind it are the same.


I can't speak for affirmative action, you might be right there.

However welfare is not the government trying to legislate equality. Welfare is the government trying to ensure that everyone has at least enough to purchase food, cclothing and shelter.

It isn't about equality because it isn't in reference to what other people have. when it is decided whether a person qualifies, it isn't decided by where they are relative to other people but by where they are relative to necessities that they should have.


Well. No one really argues that it's the "same" as wellfare. Even Smash didn't say that (I truncated. My bad. I was trying to please Nobby... Honest!). The term actually used by Smash was "wellfare state". Again, it's not a 100% comparison, but more the ideas behind the scenes that matter.

The idea of a wellfare state is that the state does indeed attempt to correct for inequality in one way or another. It's one thing to provide a safety net for people who fail. It's another thing entirely to try to "even the playing field" for everyone. You have to realize that in a world with limited resources, giving more to one group because they are "disadvantaged" in some way is *exactly* the same as taking away from another group because they are at an advantage in some way. The more socialist your system, the more true that is. In fully socialized systems (fully command economies), there is no real difference between the two.

Um... And if you don't think it's all relative, then think again. How exactly do you think things like poverty values are determined? It's *all* relative. If it wasn't, then why on earth do Liberals make such a big deal about the "gap between rich and poor", and rant about statistics like "5% of the population in the US hold 95% of the wealth"? Believe it. The comparison between "haves" and "have nots" is the core argument for social "equality" movements. It's not just about making sure people don't starve.


Vonnegut is very clearly taking the idea of enforced equality and extending it to the logical conclusion. Right now, it's quite reasonable for Liberals to talk about "leveling the playing field" in terms of wealth. So we take money from someone whos parents are wealthy (he's born with an advantage that he didn't "earn"), and give it to someone who is from a poor family. It's just a logical next step to remove any other advantages someone has in life as well. Why not make strong people wear weights, and pretty people wear ugly masks, and intelligent people get blasted with noise so they can't think? After all, they didn't "earn" those things, and they certainly give them an advantage that ugly/weak/dumb people don't have. We can't make the dumb guy smarter, so the *only* way to make then equal is to make the smart guy dumber, right?

He's being tounge in cheek, but he's got a point. And he's most definately poking fun at Socialistic ideals of equality. There's no way to pretend he isn't (unless you are a hard core liberal that is).
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I was going to ignore this, and was really trying to... But... How on earth can you read that story and *not* see it as a cautionary tale about government attempting to legistlate equality? Sure, it may not match *exactly* what we do with welfare and affirmative action, but the basic concepts behind it are the same.


Yes, part of the joke Vonnegut was making when he wrote it was that people like you would have that view of it.

It's quite funny to hear him talk aobut it actually.
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Hey, by the way thanks for coming in right on cue when I mentioned the "slower people" well done.

What vonnegut is sataring is the view of people you that this is what socialism is. Vonnegut's a socialist, you moron.

You can understand that Jonathan Swift wasn't really arguing for eating the children of Ireland can't you?

Oh wait, probably not. I assume you think "A Modest Proposal" is an argument in favor of canibalism.
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I was going to ignore this, and was really trying to... But... How on earth can you read that story and *not* see it as a cautionary tale about government attempting to legistlate equality? Sure, it may not match *exactly* what we do with welfare and affirmative action, but the basic concepts behind it are the same.


Yes, part of the joke Vonnegut was making when he wrote it was that people like you would have that view of it.

It's quite funny to hear him talk aobut it actually.


I'm thinking you aren't seeing deeply enough into Vonnegut's humor Smash. While his personal position on socialism may vary with the presumed purpose of the story (he actually has stated on many occasions that he connects with the Glampers character more then Harrison), that does not change the fact that the story represents a pretty amusing slam *against* the idea of enforced equality also. You can't possibly read that story and think that Vonnegut's trying to say that George and Hazel are leading happy and productive lives or that this world they live in is ideal in any way. Clearly, he's not endorsing the system in the story anymore then he might endorse unfettered Capitalism.


The key bit of insight is that while Vonnegut will openly say that Harrison is not the "hero" of the story, he also has never stated that Hazel and George are either. There is no hero. He's not presenting a view of what the world should be like. If I were to guess, I'd say that what Vonnegut was most expressing was despair at the idea that there was no "good way" to enforce equality through the character of Glampers. Glampers represents the forces of order trying desperately to enforce that order on a world that simply refuses to comply. The story is about frustration from many angles. Nothing is "right" in the story. He's clearly not trying to flesh out a real future world (there's many glaring inconsistencies and impossiblities in the story). He's just doodling in the form of a story.


Whether by intention or not though, or whether from some subconcious part of Vonnegut's brain or not, he still managed to capture almost perfectly the Conservative argument against socialized equality movements. It doesn't matter if that's what he meant to do. The story is still a great illustration of the argument. Where Vonnegut associates with a character that is required to do something extreme in order to enforce what she believes is right, Conservatives point to it and argue that at some point someone *will* do something extreme for exactly the same reasons. And that's why it's a cautionary tale. Intentional or not...
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It doesn't matter if that's what he meant to do. The story is still a great illustration of the argument.


Just at Swift's "A Modest Proposal" is a great illustration of the canbilism argument.

Sorry, you're not bright enough to get it.

Carry on not understanding things that are above your head.

Edit: Oh, by the way good job Googling some anyalisis of the story and cutting and pasting it and changing a few words.

Sadly, as ussuall, you fuc[b][/b]ked up the intent of the anylisis again.

Try just linking things that you agree with rather than thinkinng you understand them when it's painfully apparent that you don't. No one's under the ijmpression that you think these things up on your own, you do understnad that, right?

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#37 Dec 06 2004 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, by the way thanks for coming in right on cue when I mentioned the "slower people" well done.


I gave it awhile for someone else to bring it up. Just because you say only "slower people" see it that way does not make it true Smash.

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What vonnegut is sataring is the view of people you that this is what socialism is. Vonnegut's a socialist, you moron.


Yes. And David Dukes is a racist. I suppose if we read something he wrote, many might think that's a "cautionary tale" about the danger of racisim as well, right? Think about it. I know it takes a bit longer for "slower people" to get that what an author thinks about what he writes is not always what his readers will see in it. Take your time. You'll get there...

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You can understand that Jonathan Swift wasn't really arguing for eating the children of Ireland can't you?


Yes. In exactly the same way that Vonnegut isn't actually saying that Harrison has superhuman strength and can fly around like a dove if only he wasn't weighted down with birdshot (think about it for a sec). You're getting too caught up in the specifics of what's in the story and missing the point. Vonnegut was simply writing a story about human existence (and on some levels the futility of it all). That does not change the fact that he very nicely detailed why some types of social movement can be dangerous. on several levels in fact since neither the world that Hazel and George live in and accept is "good", nor is the world that Harrison would create if he could take control. He's not endorsing anything here. Certainly not the world in the story.


You honestly think that since Vonnegut is a Socialist that he therefore agrees with all aspects and movements of American Liberalism? Paint with a really broad brush there do you?


But I'm slow? Wow...
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But I'm slow? Wow...



Yeah. I'm constantly amazed by it too. Things I got immediately when I first the story when I was 12 fly right over your head. It's pretty stunning.


Yes. And David Dukes is a racist. I suppose if we read something he wrote, many might think that's a "cautionary tale" about the danger of racisim as well, right? Think about it. I know it takes a bit longer for "slower people" to get that what an author thinks about what he writes is not always what his readers will see in it. Take your time. You'll get there...


That's a good metaphor. Oh wait, it isn't.

Let's suppose Jessie Jackson wrote a story about how much better of the world would be with Slavery where the slave owners were cartoonish characters who were benevolent and kindly parents to the slaves and the slaves were confused anamilistic savages.

Would you have the ability to realize the satire there, or would you assume Jackson was making the argument in favor of slavery?

Apparently the latter.

Christ, you're stupid. It's no wonder you never made it through college. There are only so many remidal calsses, I guess.
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#40 Dec 06 2004 at 10:16 PM Rating: Default
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Movie was fine, yadda yadda, but about halfway through I realized that it contained a sneaky subtext moral


It's a fu'cking disney movie, smash. Dont read too much in too it or anything

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It doesn't matter if that's what he meant to do. The story is still a great illustration of the argument.


Just at Swift's "A Modest Proposal" is a great illustration of the canbilism argument.



OMG! You're right! Vonnegut's a genius! He managed to make all us Conservatives look silly by writing a story that absolutely spears the concept of rampant Liberalism in America. But wait! He was really just making up a world as the Conservatives see it. See. That's not really what would happen at all. In reality things in 2081 will be a perfect utopia. He just wrote this so that Conservatives would read it and claim it was a good anti-socialist argument, and then he'd pop out from behind the bushes and say: "Neener neener! I'm a socialist, so that's not really what the story is about...!".

Do you realize how idiotic that argument sounds?


I'll say it again. Slowly. What Vonnegut intended when he wrote the story is irrelevant. The fact that he does show the basic failing of social equality movements in spirit if not in literal sense in that story is pretty unavoidable. Everything else is commpletely irrelevant.

When 99.999999% of all people reading the story without being told beforehand by some stiff Harvard professor what Vonnegut "really meant" all come to the same conclusion that it's a story about how horrible a world in which everyone was forced to be equal would be, it's pretty much irrelevant to argue that Vonnegut really didn't mean that when he wrote it.

But you go ahead and parrot what your professors taught you Smash. After all, you aren't supposed to be any smarter then they are right? Right?...

Lol. You are a living caracature. You know that, right?




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Um... I did Google to see if I could find any quotes from Vonnegut on the subject. The analysis of the story and its meaning is 100% mine.

Your ideas about what Vonnegut meant though is 100% something someone else told you. If you had not been taught at one point (or googled it for example), you'd have no idea that Vonnegut was a socialist based on just that story, right? You are just parroting what someone else told you. You're not actually thinking for yourself at all (a common problem with the Left).


You're just like Hazel. You know that don't you? Vonnegut practically wrote the story about you. And you don't get it. Just shows that all the money in the world for the best education in the world still wont make you one bit smarter.
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It's a fu'cking disney movie, smash. Dont read too much in too it


Normally, I wouldn't. It is, though, a story about Superheros being forced not to use thier powers and one character or another says about NINE times in the movie "When everyone is super, no one will be" or the villian says "I will sell my inventions to everyone so they can all be super....then NO ONE WILL BE!!" etc. it's a little hard.

It wasn't an offhand refrence or some minor plot simmilarity. The whole point of the movie revolves around it.
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#43 Dec 06 2004 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
I wonder what would happen if you actually went and saw an adult movie.

Your heads would probably explode with all the hidden messages and symbolism.
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Your ideas about what Vonnegut meant though is 100% something someone else told you. If you had not been taught at one point (or googled it for example), you'd have no idea that Vonnegut was a socialist based on just that story, right? You are just parroting what someone else told you. You're not actually thinking for yourself at all (a common problem with the Left).


No, let me say for the second time now, that I read it when I was TWELVE, understood it to be an amazingly funny satire instantly and am constantly amazed that many people, like you for instance, don't get it.

It's ok. Not everyone is equipped to understand everything. You're not able to understand this. It escapes you. I don't epect retarded children to understand that Rudolph ins't a real Raindeer and I don't expect you to understand subtle satire.

It's not surprising.

This was the first Vonnegut story I read and I immediately assumed that he was a socialist, just as I'd immediately assume John Stewart is a Democrat when he satrically argues a GOP position.

Sorry again that you're not bright enough to have understood it. Don't know what to tell you. I've explained what you missed to you but like a stubborn 18 year old who still belives in Santa you can't be convinced.

There's not much more for me to say here. I trying to make it a point not to argue with people incapable of understanding the level of debate on a certain subject. I'm not going to argue String Theory with someone who can't comprehend multiplication and I'm not going to argue litarature with a guy who barely understands Tom Clancy.

I now return you to your latest Op Center book.

Have a good night.
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That's a good metaphor. Oh wait, it isn't.

Let's suppose Jessie Jackson wrote a story about how much better of the world would be with Slavery where the slave owners were cartoonish characters who were benevolent and kindly parents to the slaves and the slaves were confused anamilistic savages.

Would you have the ability to realize the satire there, or would you assume Jackson was making the argument in favor of slavery?

Apparently the latter.


Um... No. That's an even worse analogy. A more correct analogy would be Jackson writing a story where as a result of his Rainbow Coalition movement, everyone was forced to paint themselves blue so that no color differences existed in the world, but everyone was miserable with the facade, and the blue paint was toxic and killing people, and then some other people insisted on removing their paint and declaring themselves to be superior because they were no longer blue, attempting to rule the world as a result, but then being killed by some "blue-paint police" or something.

No one in their right mind would think that Jessie Jackson was advocating painting everyone blue. In exactly the same way that Conservatives don't actually think that Vonnegut was advocating making people wear weights to counter physical strength differences. However, some people *might* just come to the conclusion that issues of color difference in society wont be fixed by simply covering them over with paint.


Get it? Vonnegut isn't saying that the world in his story is "ideal". Nor is anyone else (other then really dim bulbs) arguing that's what he meant to say, or that the world he portrays should be taken literally.


Vonnegut is primarily pointing to Harrison as a "villian" because he personally believes that if the "strong" or "advantaged" were given unfettered power, they would choose to rule the world with it (Harrison breaking off his chains and immediately declaring himself Emperor and appointing a court). Vonnetut's reaction to this in the story is to have the HG shoot him dead to "solve" the problem of Harrison.


What I (and Conservatives) are saying is that Vonnegut is *wrong*. He misses a very real point in the world. And what's funny is that he writes it into his story, even if he doesn't realize it. Harrison doesn't proclaim himself Emperor because he's bigger and stronger and smarter then everyone else. He does it because he's all that, while everyone else is restrained by the chains of socialism. He does it as a reaction to the actions of the world around him. He responds to it. He does not create it.

If Harrison lived in a world where everyone was different and allowed to compete based on their own abilities, he'd be a bit better then most, but he'd never develop the delusion of thinking that he was "the best" and therefore he should rule the world as a result. He'd have to compete with a million other people who were near to the same strength, beauty, and intelligence. He would naturally think in terms of sharing power, not just ruling over a kingdom of idiots. The very focus of this world on the concept that anyone with natural advantages would be dangerous and too powerful in some way feeds this. Strength and intelligence are dangerous in the hands of a private citizen, so obviously one who has it but is kept fettered would grow to resent that and might even believe that he *should* be dangerous (and perhaps should be running things). He's given no other choices. He must either comply and live a life where his potential is never realized, or he must rebel and destroy the system. The very authoritarianism required for such a system ensures that violent revolution is the only way out for such a person as Harrison.

Vonnegut very well may not have thought that far into the story when he wrote it. It's clearly not intended to be taken literally. But as an allegory, it's a pretty clear tale about the dangers of painting onself into the socialism corner.


Again. What Vonnegut intended is irrelevant. What it means to those who read it is.

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Which explains why I'm able to read a story and form my own opinions about it, while you simply parrot what your teachers taught you. Got it. Lack of imagination is the only quality you are revealing here Smash.

Heh. Who would know better then you what the "correct" interpretation of the story is? Good job Hazel...
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No, let me say for the second time now, that I read it when I was TWELVE, understood it to be an amazingly funny satire instantly and am constantly amazed that many people, like you for instance, don't get it.


Bullsh[b][/b]it. There is no way to read that story and *only* that story and come away thinking it's a satire about Conservativism and is really intended to be a parody of Socialism the way Conservatives supposedly see it, and we're really supposed to laugh along with Vonnegut at those silly people who believe that way.

Any normal sane person reading that story will come away thinking that the idea of trying to make people equal is a bad one. Whether it's Vonnegut playing the stereotypes of Socialism to the extreme to make fun of those who make the stereotypes, or whether you actually think that's what Socialism is is irrelevant. You can't read that story and think what's presented as the rules of the world are "good". Nor is there *anything* in that story that is pro-socialism.


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This was the first Vonnegut story I read and I immediately assumed that he was a socialist, just as I'd immediately assume John Stewart is a Democrat when he satrically argues a GOP position.


Right...

No. You formed that opinion when your first ultra-liberal teacher covered it in some class and told you that's what Vonnegut was all about. You've then parroted that ever since, and smugly think yourself intelligent for knowing the "real" story behind the story.

You really are Hazel Smash. You believe what you believe because that's what those in charge told you to believe. You strive to be like those people as well. Heck. You're *proud* that you don't think for yourself. You wear it as a badge of honor. To the point that you will attempt to convince people that those ideas and beliefs are really yours and weren't stamped into your brain at some point. Heck. You might even believe it yourself (how brainwashed are you?). You certainly don't make any attempt to see anythiing beyond what's placed directly in front of you. You'd be the HG if you could...


And that's sad.

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I remember that story now. Some **** about the negatives of equality, right?


What? You read that story and got the idea that there were negatives about equality? How's that possible?


Sigh...
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********* There is no way to read that story and *only* that story and come away thinking it's a satire about Conservativism and is really intended to be a parody of Socialism the way Conservatives supposedly see it, and we're really supposed to laugh along with Vonnegut at those silly people who believe that way.


Again, let me point out that just because you're not bright enough to get it doesn't mean evveryone else is. Nearly evevryone I know who's read it gets it instantly.

I'm sorry that you can't allow yourself to believe that there are so many people out there who understand things you can't comprehend, but alas, it's true.

Sorry you weren't smart enough. Not surprised though.

It wasn't untill I got into college that even realized that there were people who took it as a critique of affirmative action.

I laughed and laughed.



Edited, Tue Dec 7 00:53:58 2004 by Smasharoo
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Well, I haven't seen the movie yet, but from what you've said about it, it actually sounds more like Dr. Suess's Sneetches

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