Friar Reinman wrote:
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When I think of Mrs. Right, she's not supposed to have Spock ears
Your lady is fine though.
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When I think of Mrs. Right, she's not supposed to have Spock ears
Your lady is fine though.
JayGCN wrote:
Yes, Jophiel, that must be correct, as I am an owner of FFXI. Good job on being a moron. You really are exemplory at it.
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That didn't even make sense 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Joph, He's just a good example of how American Schools have gone downhill.
Sad isn't when colleges have to offer remedial reading and math classes.
Sad isn't when colleges have to offer remedial reading and math classes.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
JayGCN wrote:
Read it jackass. It makes sense. Read it again and again, its called English you stupid f[b][/b]uck.
Edited, Mon Dec 6 11:30:17 2004 by JayGCN
Edited, Mon Dec 6 11:30:17 2004 by JayGCN
Man, you really get into a tizzy when someone points out your Mithra furry fetishes, don't you? 
It's okay man, they probably have entire websites devoted to people like you. Maybe you can get a modified RealDoll or something with velour coating. If your mom asks, tell her it's for a school play.
It's okay man, they probably have entire websites devoted to people like you. Maybe you can get a modified RealDoll or something with velour coating. If your mom asks, tell her it's for a school play.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
varrussword wrote:
So who wants to come with me to thailand next year when I start looking for a wife?
That's interesting, since my friend keeps tryign to get me to go to Thailand with him. But it's to look for Buddhist temples, not wives. He's got one in the making, and I've got a potential one already.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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So who wants to come with me to thailand next year when I start looking for a wife?
Didnt want too pay for shipping & handling ?
Get one of those ones with the rings on her neck.
Those chicks rule.
Those chicks rule.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
There are several good posts in this thread from Jophiel that deserve a RACK.
As for me I didn't really have to look for my wife at all. It all just kind of fell into place. I wouldn't feel right making a list and trying to compare a woman to that. If it's meant to be it will just happen features and faults alike.
As for me I didn't really have to look for my wife at all. It all just kind of fell into place. I wouldn't feel right making a list and trying to compare a woman to that. If it's meant to be it will just happen features and faults alike.
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Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
varrussword wrote:
1. She has to be a good cook
2. Educated and literate, I figure at least one of us should be =)
3. 36/24/36
4. Of asian decent, man do those women know how to treat their men.
5. A good chess player
6. very athletic
So what are you looking for, other than a pretty face and a nice ***?
Varus
2. Educated and literate, I figure at least one of us should be =)
3. 36/24/36
4. Of asian decent, man do those women know how to treat their men.
5. A good chess player
6. very athletic
So what are you looking for, other than a pretty face and a nice ***?
Varus
I think most of the guys in this forum would just prefer a female who never slept with Varus.
Thank Bob, that still leaves us with a complete selection.
Friar,
nah just need to get away and it's always best to plan well in advance.
Picksy,
A complete selection of overweight american porkers? Oh wait you might be talking about the women that need to discover themselves before they get married. Or the hotties that know they're in high demand and have had everything handed to them their entire life so they're ridiculously spoiled. The second is more likely who you're with. She settled for you picksy so when she starts cheating on you or looking to re-discover herself feel free to come here there'll always be a shoulder for you to cry on.
Varus
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Didnt want too pay for shipping & handling ?
nah just need to get away and it's always best to plan well in advance.
Picksy,
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I think most of the guys in this forum would just prefer a female who never slept with Varus.
Thank Bob, that still leaves us with a complete selection.
Thank Bob, that still leaves us with a complete selection.
A complete selection of overweight american porkers? Oh wait you might be talking about the women that need to discover themselves before they get married. Or the hotties that know they're in high demand and have had everything handed to them their entire life so they're ridiculously spoiled. The second is more likely who you're with. She settled for you picksy so when she starts cheating on you or looking to re-discover herself feel free to come here there'll always be a shoulder for you to cry on.
Varus
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She settled for you picksy so when she starts cheating on you or looking to re-discover herself feel free to come here there'll always be a shoulder for you to cry on.
I knew it, varus is in love with pickl3
virus wrote:
She settled for you picksy so when she starts cheating on you or looking to re-discover herself feel free to come here there'll always be a shoulder for you to cry on.
It's been 5 years now, but I know you still wait for me, Virus!!!
We'll always have Paris!
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They just keep getting smarter by the minute.
Varus
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I knew it, varus is in love with pickl3
They just keep getting smarter by the minute.
Varus
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