With the coming of the winter shopping season, some people look up from the super sales and bargin bins to drag their whiney, annoying offspring into big buildings for a day and sing off-key limerics well past thier normal bedtimes.
And, since I have apparently lost all common sense, (and reason has long left me) I’m just going to say it.
How did Jesus sacrifice anything? This has bugged me for the longest time. Sure he was nailed to a cross and left to become jerky, but a lot of other people were on that hill with him, so what's so great about what he did?
I could see if he's in Hell for our sins, but he's in Heaven right? Where is the sacrifice in that? Help me see what's so damn special about what he did. He gives up living maybe 20 more years on earth, which is a rather dissmal place in and of itself really, for an express ticket to Heaven.
Who the hell wouldn't do what he did if they knew for a fact that they were getting a Reserved parking spot right next to God?
And how did God go from:
"Kill the first born! Rain crickets and frogs and blood on them! Turn people into salt! Drown these bastards, hold them under for a month!"
To
"I love you. Just listen to your heart, hugs and fishes and wine for everyone! Killing is bad, love everyone?"