My bro just got a side job bouncing at a local club/bar. The only problem is despite the fact he's 6'9 250 no one person can handle a room crowded with 200. So he's asked me to help him out fri and sat just to watch his back because he's one of 2 working security there. Damn it! I don't mind going to bars and clubs now and then but just being around drunks, even if they are hotties, just gets annoying.
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JayGCN wrote:
Welcome to my life.
Aren't you like 9 years old?
You know what this means...
We can add "Bouncer" to Varus' list of jobs!
Varus and his many professions
We can add "Bouncer" to Varus' list of jobs!
Varus and his many professions
JayGCN wrote:
jobs suck
Yeah, I remember when I was 15 and had to work 3-7 then get my mom to pick me up, that wasn't much fun.
It gets better, Jay.
GayGCN wrote:
Yep, im 15. You sure know me. If you did, youd probly GFY.
If I knew you, I'd probably GFM?
You must be one of those babbling trolls that makes no sense.
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The only problem is despite the fact he's 6'9 250 no one person can handle a room crowded with 200.
The bouncer doesn't handle the room, the bartenders handle the room. The bouncer handles the one or two asshats the bartenders can't you fuck nugget. That is to say in your average bar of less than 75-100 people. When you got 200+ people you need 3+ bouncers who coordinate their movements, passing along said ******* from the center of the action to the bouncer at the door who 86 his *** out of it.
GitSlayer of the Seven Seas wrote:
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The only problem is despite the fact he's 6'9 250 no one person can handle a room crowded with 200.
The bouncer doesn't handle the room, the bartenders handle the room. The bouncer handles the one or two asshats the bartenders can't you fuck nugget. That is to say in your average bar of less than 75-100 people. When you got 200+ people you need 3+ bouncers who coordinate their movements, passing along said ******* from the center of the action to the bouncer at the door who 86 his *** out of it.
Sshhh! Quit clouding his illusions with reason! Let the poor boy have his online fantasies.
Pretty soon I'll post about my job as a Pizza Taste Tester.
Edited, Mon Nov 29 13:45:05 2004 by Skeeter
Yeah, my new job is a seldom seen version of gigolo that only services hot super models.
I help women put on bras in a department store. I stand outside the change rooms in the lingerie section, and ask "Can I give you a hand with that?".
Funnily enough, I was about to start a post with the same subject as this one, to talk about it.
Funnily enough, I was about to start a post with the same subject as this one, to talk about it.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was an elephant herder in Thailand? Mighty big peanuts, folks.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Pickleprince wrote:
Yeah, my new job is a seldom seen version of gigolo that only services hot super models.
OMG Pickle, you MAN *****!! How is your mangina these days? Did that rash clear up?
Gitsy,
lol so what you're saying is the two little chicas working the bar are bartenders and on the side escort drunks to the door?
This isn't an average bar it's packed thurs/fri/sat both floors. The owners recently set the club up so he's helping with the crowd control as well. It's obvious you're a little **** ant that's jealous of real people doing things you're scrawny *** can't comprehend, but hey to each his own.
Varus
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The bouncer doesn't handle the room, the bartenders handle the room. The bouncer handles the one or two asshats the bartenders can't you **** nugget. That is to say in your average bar of less than 75-100 people. When you got 200+ people you need 3+ bouncers who coordinate their movements, passing along said @#%^ from the center of the action to the bouncer at the door who 86 his *** out of it.
lol so what you're saying is the two little chicas working the bar are bartenders and on the side escort drunks to the door?
This isn't an average bar it's packed thurs/fri/sat both floors. The owners recently set the club up so he's helping with the crowd control as well. It's obvious you're a little **** ant that's jealous of real people doing things you're scrawny *** can't comprehend, but hey to each his own.
Varus
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lol so what you're saying is the two little chicas working the bar are bartenders and on the side escort drunks to the door?
No dumb ****, I said they handle the room. The bouncer handles the occasional drunk who wont leave of their own accord. Reading comprehension much?
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It's obvious you're a little **** ant that's jealous of real people doing things you're scrawny *** can't comprehend, but hey to each his own.
My pissant scrawny *** is 6'1" and 210lbs, if we ever meet I will show my false two front teeth. I had them knocked out because my 'bro' was to busy thinking his job as a bouncer was a way to show off his muscles and impress the 'chicas' and not one of watching and intercepting the odd drucken idiot, if the ******** wasn't so impressed with himself and was doing his job he would have been their for the pass and I wouldn't have gotten suckered punched. But that was 15 years ago and I am sure I don't know what I am talking about.
ElderonXI wrote:
Pickleprince wrote:
Yeah, my new job is a seldom seen version of gigolo that only services hot super models.
OMG Pickle, you MAN *****!! How is your mangina these days? Did that rash clear up?
No, you're still here and you know it.
JayGCN wrote:
Yes Baron, but your not that lucky, are you?
What the hell are you talking about? I guess I'll just have to retort with a "your a moran".
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Your all freaking online geeks. You don't do ****.
...and you are a loser among geeks.
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My bro just got a side job bouncing at a local club/bar. The only problem is despite the fact he's 6'9 250 no one person can handle a room crowded with 200. So he's asked me to help him out fri and sat just to watch his back because he's one of 2 working security there. Damn it! I don't mind going to bars and clubs now and then but just being around drunks, even if they are hotties, just gets annoying.
Being that y'all are from Lousiana, I bet you can't wait for this weekend to come to New Orleans http://www.southerndecadence.com huh Varus?
There will be so many hotties for you boys to choose from.
Redjed,
Actually i'm from tn but I am planning on being at mardi gras this year, or rather next year.
Gitsy,
Why do you think I'm helping my bro out? Because he was suckered punched by a frat boy that got about a 10feet running start. Of course he paid the price by having his tendons in his arm sliced but if i'd have been there the frat boy would never have even gotten close to him. But as you seem to know being a bouncer is a chic magnet for all these drunk college whores that have nice and firm backsides so it is very easy to get distracted. Biggest thing is don't drink while you're bouncing, there are always plenty of after club hours parties where you can drink until your hearts content.
Varus
Actually i'm from tn but I am planning on being at mardi gras this year, or rather next year.
Gitsy,
Why do you think I'm helping my bro out? Because he was suckered punched by a frat boy that got about a 10feet running start. Of course he paid the price by having his tendons in his arm sliced but if i'd have been there the frat boy would never have even gotten close to him. But as you seem to know being a bouncer is a chic magnet for all these drunk college whores that have nice and firm backsides so it is very easy to get distracted. Biggest thing is don't drink while you're bouncing, there are always plenty of after club hours parties where you can drink until your hearts content.
Varus
ElderonXI wrote:
Pickleprince wrote:
Yeah, my new job is a seldom seen version of gigolo that only services hot super models.
OMG Pickle, you MAN *****!! How is your mangina these days? Did that rash clear up?
Well, the test didn't really tell me anything new. I love ****.
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