Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Sponge Bob held hostage!Follow

#1 Nov 26 2004 at 1:27 AM Rating: Decent
****
5,311 posts
News story:

Quote:
SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll

November 25, 2004 06:42 PM EST

Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.

At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.

Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure - featured in a new movie.
Anybody got the recipe for crabby patties?
#2 Nov 26 2004 at 1:30 AM Rating: Decent
*
180 posts
Quote:
Anybody got the recipe for crabby patties?


*Gasp* You're not actually thinking of negotiating with the terrorists, are you?terrorists

Edited, Fri Nov 26 01:34:19 2004 by Plexicus
#3 Nov 26 2004 at 2:15 AM Rating: Decent
*
81 posts
Um...what exactly are they gonna do to the little yellow ******* if their demands are not met?

Cut off his head? If I'm not mistaken Sponges regenerate.

Shoot his ***? He's a freaking Sponge, hes got the market cornered on holes already.

I guess that they'll strap his *** to a BBQ grill douse him in lighter fluid and let him dry out til he crumbles. =)
#4 Nov 26 2004 at 5:37 AM Rating: Good
Gurue
*****
16,299 posts
Quote:
blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants


Someone's been really lonely...
#5 Nov 26 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
LOL That is really sick..How can you hide a !0 ft tall balloon. You could never blow it up! It would be a great promo though if it was planned..
Help find Sponge Bob
#6 Nov 26 2004 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
****
5,135 posts
Quote:
Um...what exactly are they gonna do to the little yellow ******* if their demands are not met?


Obviously they are going to step on him.

“This will only hurt….allot!”
#7 Nov 26 2004 at 8:54 AM Rating: Decent
Poor Bob...
#8 Nov 26 2004 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
****
5,135 posts
Quote:
My every thread, post, reply, PM, statement, arguement and whine is soaked with heavy sarcasm. Don't take anything I write seriously, if I want you to, I'll write it.


Come one Qaoz, at least try to be somewhat original. This is blatantly stolen from Smash...your pathetic man. And here I thought their might be some hope for you. Smiley: disappointed
#9 Nov 26 2004 at 9:14 AM Rating: Decent
It's stolen?

Oh ohh...

Guess the Sig Police will be around soon.
#10 Nov 26 2004 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
**
539 posts
I already posted this in the OOT forum. Tho seeing how most people that come here from the OOT forum are either rated down, beaten, or just plain ignored is why I didnt come here. I however don't care anymore about karma but I do like to read the threads posted here in The Asylum.

Karma @ 2.70- Lets see where this goes.
#11 Nov 26 2004 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
****
5,135 posts
What exactly are you talking about Shoojio?


Sponge Bob?
#12 Nov 26 2004 at 2:45 PM Rating: Default
**
539 posts
I'm talking about that I posted this same topic on the OOT forum (Spongebob being stolen).
#13 Nov 26 2004 at 2:46 PM Rating: Default
*****
19,369 posts
Maybe he's worried about the karma the sponge-nappers will be getting for this. If I was the sponge-nappers I'd be more worried about what will happen when they go to prison. Cell mates love spongebob

Don't ask how I know that
#14 Nov 26 2004 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
**
539 posts
Quote:
Maybe he's worried about the karma the sponge-nappers will be getting for this. If I was the sponge-nappers I'd be more worried about what will happen when they go to prison. Cell mates love spongebob


lol
#15 Nov 26 2004 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
*****
12,735 posts
Urg...I hate that stupid yellow sh[b][/b]it...


I hope that his kidnappers kill him! Stick him in a microwave and watch him shrivvel!


DIE...AND BURN!!!
#16 Nov 26 2004 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
****
4,285 posts
Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
Urg...I hate that stupid yellow sh[b][/b]it...





Why does Exodus hate mexicans using port-o-potties?
#17 Nov 26 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
*****
12,735 posts
Baron von DewVictim wrote:
Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
Urg...I hate that stupid yellow sh[/b]it...





Why does Exodus hate mexicans using port-o-potties?



Smiley: laugh!!!!! Wrong little yellow sh[b]
it, dude!
#18 Nov 27 2004 at 5:14 AM Rating: Good
**
977 posts
Any one ever think this might all be a publicity stunt?

I mean no one gives a blow up advertisment much thought, but make it dissapear one day and get on national news(free I might add) saying that someone stole it... Now thats marketing genious!
#19 Nov 27 2004 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
Free Sponge Bob!!
#20 Nov 27 2004 at 8:01 PM Rating: Default
What can they do? think about it he's a sponge, they're gonna use him to soak up urin, and wash the dishes with him.
#21 Nov 27 2004 at 9:55 PM Rating: Decent
***
1,261 posts
Dam me and some friends were gonna do the same thing. Now we can't or we'll be labeled copycats. Guess we'll have to put some more bags of flaming dog crap in peoples' mailboxes.
#22 Nov 28 2004 at 3:36 AM Rating: Decent
****
5,311 posts
Quote:
Any one ever think this might all be a publicity stunt?
Of course. And if it is, I appreciate that it's actually amusing instead of annoying.
#23 Dec 01 2004 at 5:42 PM Rating: Default
LOL, crabby patties are made out of plankton. They released this info on this season's Episode.
#24 Dec 01 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
News story:

Quote:
SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll

November 25, 2004 06:42 PM EST

Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.

At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.

Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure - featured in a new movie.
Anybody got the recipe for crabby patties?


Link?
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 225 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (225)