should I shave my poofy red Goa-tee?
I've already decided to keep my barbaric porkchops...although I'm concidering getting some non-perscription reading classes.... but I don't wanna give off that "arrogant-'smart' criminal mastermind-ish" vibe.
Edited, Tue Nov 23 10:58:57 2004 by Kelvyquayo
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Are you spectator, defendent, or juror?? That will determine my answer!
Bring a bat that should give you the right appearance for court
Oh and shave the goa-tee
Oh and shave the goa-tee
Recommend the blue dress. The red one clashes with the Goa-tee.
Bring a cat in with you and pet it during the proceedings. Try to cackle a lot.
Really, I think anyone with a "poofy red goatee" and "barbaric porkchops" ought to consider shaving regardless of their standing with the legal community.
Really, I think anyone with a "poofy red goatee" and "barbaric porkchops" ought to consider shaving regardless of their standing with the legal community.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
What the hell is tommarrow?
I assume this is for the pot bust a while back? If so look as clean as possible.
It's the southern version of tomorrow (Im from the south so hold the flames)
I assume this is for the pot bust a while back? If so look as clean as possible.
I've already decided to keep my barbaric porkchops.
Way to play the odds. Maybe you should wear a crappy suit and be sure to interrupt the judge at least three times to tell him/her it's made completely of hemp.
Enjoy your community service.
I've already decided to keep my barbaric porkchops.
Way to play the odds. Maybe you should wear a crappy suit and be sure to interrupt the judge at least three times to tell him/her it's made completely of hemp.
Enjoy your community service.
Ditch the pork-chops and trim the goatee. Look respectable but not as if you got a make-over the day before. Judges can pick up on that.
And don't smoke before the court appearance.
And don't smoke before the court appearance.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The Honorable KakarSmakar wrote:
And don't smoke before the court appearance.
Yes, tame down the chops a bit. A goatee is more respectable looking then the chops. (professional point of view here).
Make sure the goatee isnt too puffy. you can always regrow everything back after. But look presentable.
And get a haircut if you need one. Appearnaces will help a lot of youre not a jury member, no matter which side of the bench youre on.
Make sure the goatee isnt too puffy. you can always regrow everything back after. But look presentable.
And get a haircut if you need one. Appearnaces will help a lot of youre not a jury member, no matter which side of the bench youre on.
I agree tame things down, but don't pretend to be something you are not. Be sincere, your friend will be judged by the friends he keeps, be a good one!
Yeah, this is for the bust..
thing is, it's in the same building where they have traffic court...so my worry is that after all of the parking violations and fines, their gonna hear my story and in comparison, see me as some hardened criminal.
It's cool though. My lawyer also represents our hometown sports team.
thing is, it's in the same building where they have traffic court...so my worry is that after all of the parking violations and fines, their gonna hear my story and in comparison, see me as some hardened criminal.
It's cool though. My lawyer also represents our hometown sports team.
Say sir a lot and try to talk the least amount you can. Better to say nothing than say somethign youll regret. This usually works on cops for me.
Unfortunately, the Judge can order the witness to answer the question...
What I mean is dont be like the people on judge judy who run there mouths. When the judge asks a question speak clearly and as soundly as you can.
Dont put any ums or anything along those lines. If you sound like your telling the truth and act like it youll probably be ok.
Its when you start to sound like its not your fault or that you didnt do anything wrong that your screwed.
Dont put any ums or anything along those lines. If you sound like your telling the truth and act like it youll probably be ok.
Its when you start to sound like its not your fault or that you didnt do anything wrong that your screwed.
My fear is that I get the same treatment as another White friend of mine.
That they'll be using me as a demonstration that "white folk" go to jail for stupid **** too.
Hopefully my attorny can get the whole thing blown out or somthing...... I mean the only **** they found in my room was stems and dusty shake, that they labeled clearly as Marijuana.
And this was **** that had been sitting on a tray, buried for months beneath papers and books.....
****
That they'll be using me as a demonstration that "white folk" go to jail for stupid **** too.
Hopefully my attorny can get the whole thing blown out or somthing...... I mean the only **** they found in my room was stems and dusty shake, that they labeled clearly as Marijuana.
And this was **** that had been sitting on a tray, buried for months beneath papers and books.....
****
What are you going to court FOR. Is it an arraignment, a pre trial hearing, and indicment,....what?
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This is the whole kitten kaboodle.
possesion
paraphenalia
and fireworks
Edited, Tue Nov 23 16:08:47 2004 by Kelvyquayo
possesion
paraphenalia
and fireworks
Edited, Tue Nov 23 16:08:47 2004 by Kelvyquayo
Kit and kaboodle
Kitten kaboodle sounds like something from the Betty Crocker for Psychopaths cookbook.
Kitten kaboodle sounds like something from the Betty Crocker for Psychopaths cookbook.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
This is the whole kitten kaboodle.
Have you plead not guily yet, or is this your first court appearance?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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maybe you should consider looking up consider and spell it correctly while your at it spell tomorrow correctly too.
Edited, Tue Nov 23 20:53:10 2004 by Mesta
Edited, Tue Nov 23 20:53:10 2004 by Mesta
maybe you can concider counting my *** hairs wehn i'm teabagging you after burrito night. ****-face
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