It's Friday, and in the tradition of... well, it's not really tradition. Let's just say I say Heather's on cable last week and I am bored today I decided to make one.
So, with no further adieu...
You are driving along minding your own business when you see Jessica Simpson pulled over on the side of the road with a flat. You pull over, and go up to see if you can lend a hand or just maybe end up on TV. While you are rapping with her about her cheating husband and pulling the tire iron and spare from the trunk her hair catches on fire Michael Jackson style (ironically enough while she's drinking a pepsi) and you then proceed to....
A. Put it out, cause you're a gentleman/cool *****.
B. Pee on her hair, cause hey, golden showers are fun!
C. Steal her purse, cause you know she has some cash up in there.
D. Point and laugh, that dingy bi[i][/i]tch is finally gettin what is comin to her.
E. Knock her over the head with a tire iron, put out the fire real quick, and bend her over the guard rail and do things to her an Idaho farmer wouldn't do to his favorite sheep.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I choose answers G, F, and...uhhmmm....Y.
What? Those arent answers? Do it anyway.
What? Those arent answers? Do it anyway.
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ALL THE ABOVE
Why put the fire out to have sex with her? Burn victims can be sexy.
Baron von DewVictim wrote:
Why put the fire out to have sex with her? Burn victims can be sexy.
Hey no fair! I want a post us girls (who are not into women, not that we're not cute and all) can vote on. C'mon! Stop posting for just men. We girls want action too!
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E. Knock her over the head with a tire iron, put out the fire real quick, and bend her over the guard rail and do things to her an Idaho farmer wouldn't do to his favorite Goat.
FTFY
As for the question at hand I'd go with E and close my eyes thinking about the Goat.
Edited, Fri Nov 19 17:06:47 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
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Just substitute Jessica with Brad Pitt and add "with a strap-on" for the last answer. There ya go! :)
I put out the fire and take her to a burn clinic or hospital to make sure she's okay.
I probably wouldn't stop in the first place.
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Just substitute Jessica with Brad Pitt and add "with a strap-on" for the last answer. There ya go! :)
I don't think they imagined giving it to a bent over Brad Pitt though.
My vote?
D with and added slap in the face for being a dumb *****.
E, then C. And I would toss her in my trunk so I could do E a few more times.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I would pull over to the side of the road to steal her gasoline, nothing like getting free sweet funny smelling old plant parts in my tank.
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I put out the fire and take her to a burn clinic or hospital to make sure she's okay
Awww you're so sweet!!!!!
No, really what would you pick?
And yeah, bending Brad Pitt over just doesnt do it for me.
I think I would drive by as well. I was always told not to talk to strangers.
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