My letter to the Skittles Corporation. :: Free Realms

#27 Nov 20 2004 at 12:05 AM Rating: Good

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The Glorious Mlynn wrote:

Maybe some of you East Coasters will know what I am talking about when I say, SUN DROP. That is the best Soda by far. I am sad that I live in Oregon where they have no sundrop.

You're almost correct. Sun Drop is the second best soda. Cherry-Lemon Sun Drop is the best by far.

You can order it here
http://www.beveragesdirect.com/products/sundrop/

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#28 Nov 20 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good

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RC Cola uber alles.

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#29 Nov 20 2004 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent

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I would have to go one step further and say Jasta was the master of disaster in the carbonated drink world.

Ever drink one of your sodas and get horny?

I think not.

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#30 Nov 20 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good

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Brisk wrote:

Beer flavored skittles would be nice.

Beer flavored nipples would be better

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#31 Nov 20 2004 at 3:52 PM Rating: Decent

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*Pours beer on her nekkid boobies.... Smiley: drunk

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#32 Nov 20 2004 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent

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Mlynn either your exciting me or I just drank a Jasta....

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#33 Nov 20 2004 at 11:32 PM Rating: Decent

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They must put something addictive in Mountain Dew, I can't get enough of it.

I heard a rumour there's a chemical In Mountain Dew that shrinks your balls.

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#34 Nov 20 2004 at 11:54 PM Rating: Good

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Nabraben wrote:

I heard a rumour there's a chemical In Mountain Dew that shrinks your balls.

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm

From the link:
Origins: This wild tale has been circulating for several years now. The first clue to its questionable veracity is the variety of reported effects: Drinking Mountain Dew will shrink your ********** Or decrease your sperm count. Or cause your ***** to grow smaller. Well, whatever occurs, it only happens to guys, and it hits them below the belt, right? Sounds a lot like the early 1990s legend that claimed Tropical Fantasy soft drinks contained a "secret ingredient" to cause sterility in Black male drinkers, doesn't it?

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#35 Nov 21 2004 at 12:13 AM Rating: Decent

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that link was crazy lol...

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If you're male and drink a lot of Mountain Dew, you will notice one related but perfectly harmless side effect: quite a bit of yellow liquid will flow out of your *****.

If I had enough money I think I would replace the water from my faucet with mountain dew >.>

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#36 Nov 21 2004 at 1:24 AM Rating: Decent

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Lady deadsidedemon wrote:

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I planted skittles in the ground. No rainbows came out. I cried.

/comforts Baron Von

/whispers in his ear "If you plant a candy cane on the night of a full moon in winter, a Candycane tree will grow."

I was really miffed when I realized Jucy Fruit gum didn't grown on trees. Anyone else recall those commericals? I really wanted my parents to get one of *those* trees, and not some dumb orange or lemon tree.

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#37 Nov 21 2004 at 1:25 AM Rating: Good

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trickybeck the Sly wrote:

Skittlebraü anyone?

I hereby appoint you master of the interweb.

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