To help prime our memories, here is an incomplete list of catagories from years past:
So on and so forth. Feel free to add to this list as you wish. Or not.
Totem
Edit: votes go in the other thread.
Edited, Fri Nov 19 21:39:08 2004 by Illia
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#1
Nov 19 2004 at 2:51 PM
Yes, folks, it's that time of the year. As Thanksgiving draws near we collect our thoughts, look back fondly on a year gone by, and prepare our lists of those people, threads, and flames which warmed our hearts.
To help prime our memories, here is an incomplete list of catagories from years past:
Favorite poster Best thread Best flamer Most helpful poster Best/worst sockpuppet Board idiot Funniest poster Lifetime Achievement Award Poster Most Likely to Get Cornholed by an Alabama Black Snake Ok, that was a gratuitous award for yours truly since I'm the only owner of such a trouser residing reptile on this board
Poster Most Likely to Go Postal Honorary Thundra Clone Award
So on and so forth. Feel free to add to this list as you wish. Or not.
Totem
Edit: votes go in the other thread.
Edited, Fri Nov 19 21:39:08 2004 by Illia
To help prime our memories, here is an incomplete list of catagories from years past:
So on and so forth. Feel free to add to this list as you wish. Or not.
Totem
Edit: votes go in the other thread.
Edited, Fri Nov 19 21:39:08 2004 by Illia
#2
Nov 19 2004 at 3:02 PM
So wait.. is this to get the catagories in order or for the actual awards openings?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#4
Nov 19 2004 at 3:06 PM
What's it matter. I'm the Susan Lucci of the forums anyway. In another year or so I expect to get an "honorary" award 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#5
Nov 19 2004 at 3:08 PM
That's okay Joph, you're a champ in my book.
#6
Nov 19 2004 at 3:08 PM
At least you get mentioned in these things.
I guess I need to suck less.
I guess I need to suck less.
#7
Nov 19 2004 at 3:17 PM
Darkness wrote:
Poster Most Likely to Get Cornholed by an Alabama Black Snake Ok, that was a gratuitous award for yours truly since I'm the only owner of such a trouser residing reptile on this board
Wait, you're saying you're the one most likely to get cornholed by an Alabama black snake. I didn't think those things could be both long and flexible enough at the same time!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#8
Nov 19 2004 at 3:19 PM
The lists seem to change a bit from year to year, so I thought I'd throw out some various catagories-- some of which have been in each year's competition, others of which I made up off the top of my head. I am not adament about any particular number or criteria, but was just trying to get y'alls creative juices flowing.
For instance:
Best Latino/latina or hispanic wannabe My submission is Gitslayer as a sympathy vote. While we have any number of prospective yard maintenance workers here, Gitslayer is what I consider to be the hands-down choice for Beaner of the Year.
Totem
For instance:
Totem
#9
Nov 19 2004 at 3:20 PM
Edit: Formatting to make it look purdy.
Edited, Fri Nov 19 15:21:57 2004 by scubamage
#10
Nov 19 2004 at 3:21 PM
1) Grow a pair.
2) Post a f'ucking list and tell people to shut the f'uck up if they don't like it.
3) Tally the votes and announce it.
You candy ***. Are you worried about not being inclusive enough? Get that d'ick shortened. It's taking blood away from your brain.
2) Post a f'ucking list and tell people to shut the f'uck up if they don't like it.
3) Tally the votes and announce it.
You candy ***. Are you worried about not being inclusive enough? Get that d'ick shortened. It's taking blood away from your brain.
#11
Nov 19 2004 at 3:23 PM
From last year's:
I recommend a new thread for the actual awards. We already hijacked this one.
Quote:
Rules:
1) You must vote for one person in each category (honorable mentions are encouraged but not required and score no points)
2) No voting for yourself
3) You must have 100 posts for your vote to be eligible - no sock puppet action!
4) Edited votes are null and void.
5) You must justify your vote, say why they are deserving
6) Voting closes on the 23rd of December or if this thread drops off the page, whichever comes first.
Categories:
1) Favorite poster
2) Best Flamer
3) Funniest poster
4) Most annoying troll
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
7) Best sig
8) Poster with the least brain cells
9) Most helpful poster
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
11) Best thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair
13) Best newcomer
14) Board lifetime achievement award
15) Last but not Least favorite poster
1) You must vote for one person in each category (honorable mentions are encouraged but not required and score no points)
2) No voting for yourself
3) You must have 100 posts for your vote to be eligible - no sock puppet action!
4) Edited votes are null and void.
5) You must justify your vote, say why they are deserving
6) Voting closes on the 23rd of December or if this thread drops off the page, whichever comes first.
Categories:
1) Favorite poster
2) Best Flamer
3) Funniest poster
4) Most annoying troll
5) Best sock puppet
6) Worst sock puppet
7) Best sig
8) Poster with the least brain cells
9) Most helpful poster
10) Most knowledgable about EQ
11) Best thread
12) Best arch nemesis pair
13) Best newcomer
14) Board lifetime achievement award
15) Last but not Least favorite poster
I recommend a new thread for the actual awards. We already hijacked this one.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#12
Nov 19 2004 at 3:32 PM
I'm down with that selection, Jophiel. My only caveat would be that any thread or justification for selecting someone would have to have within the last year, not like the previous year where people were pulling stuff up from two or three years back.
Alright, so Jo's list is the official set to choose from. Sorry, Git, but I guess there's not gonna be a Favorite **** of the Year catagory. I tried, buddy.
Totem
Alright, so Jo's list is the official set to choose from. Sorry, Git, but I guess there's not gonna be a Favorite **** of the Year catagory. I tried, buddy.
Totem
#14
Nov 19 2004 at 3:33 PM
Favorite poster: Smash, because he always gives people a run for their money and is an honest debator.
Best thread: Oh No, someone touched a nerve, just cuz
Best flamer: RPZip, although he doesnt flame he sure puts people in check
Most helpful poster: Pickle, he's good at keeping the idiots away
Best/worst sockpuppet: Pocksuppet because that made me laugh
Board idiot: JayGCN, I'd say Varus but at least Varus' little hamsters in his head actually go for a jog before he hits the post button occasionally... very very occasionally..
Funniest poster: Sorry can't choose one, everyone's cracked me up from time to time
Lifetime Achievement Award: Oh hell it's gotta be Jophiel, he is consistently intelligent and amusing.
Poster Most Likely to Get Cornholed by an Alabama Black Snake: Gbaji, do I really need to explain?
Poster Most Likely to Go Postal: Katie, because she already is postal.
Honorary Thundra Clone Award: There will never be another Thundra
Best thread: Oh No, someone touched a nerve, just cuz
Best flamer: RPZip, although he doesnt flame he sure puts people in check
Most helpful poster: Pickle, he's good at keeping the idiots away
Best/worst sockpuppet: Pocksuppet because that made me laugh
Board idiot: JayGCN, I'd say Varus but at least Varus' little hamsters in his head actually go for a jog before he hits the post button occasionally... very very occasionally..
Funniest poster: Sorry can't choose one, everyone's cracked me up from time to time
Lifetime Achievement Award: Oh hell it's gotta be Jophiel, he is consistently intelligent and amusing.
Poster Most Likely to Get Cornholed by an Alabama Black Snake: Gbaji, do I really need to explain?
Poster Most Likely to Go Postal: Katie, because she already is postal.
Honorary Thundra Clone Award: There will never be another Thundra
#15
Nov 19 2004 at 3:34 PM
My favorite poster: I have 3. Totem, Prince Pickleprince and Atomic Flea.
Best Flamer: Oh god, you are ALL brutal.
Best thread? I don't know, I like the one where you all called me names when I couldn't get my avatar to work.
Lifetime Achievment? Jophiel, no doubt.
Board Idiot? (me)
Sockpuppets? They all suck.
Funniest Poster? Skeeter
Most helpful? Totem, or atomicflea or MistressNadenu
Poster most likely to get cornholed? Varus
And last but not least for me, the biggest ******** on the face of the earth, All big and powerful, tries real hard to be mighty, but really is a sweety is Moe.
Best Flamer: Oh god, you are ALL brutal.
Best thread? I don't know, I like the one where you all called me names when I couldn't get my avatar to work.
Lifetime Achievment? Jophiel, no doubt.
Board Idiot? (me)
Sockpuppets? They all suck.
Funniest Poster? Skeeter
Most helpful? Totem, or atomicflea or MistressNadenu
Poster most likely to get cornholed? Varus
And last but not least for me, the biggest ******** on the face of the earth, All big and powerful, tries real hard to be mighty, but really is a sweety is Moe.
#16
Nov 19 2004 at 3:37 PM
Looks like fun. I'm going to have to do some homework and also some serious watching the next week or 2 before I throw mine in.
Funny posters make me laugh :)
Funny posters make me laugh :)
#17
Nov 19 2004 at 3:44 PM
Stop posting answers in this thread, you chuckle-nuts. Yeesh.
I propose leaving out the EQ bits though. We're sovereign territory now.
I propose leaving out the EQ bits though. We're sovereign territory now.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#18
Nov 19 2004 at 3:45 PM
Jophiel wrote:
What's it matter. I'm the Susan Lucci of the forums anyway. In another year or so I expect to get an "honorary" award
Just as long as it's not a "lifetime achievement" award you're okay, Earwig.
Edit: ACK! Lifetime Achievement alert!
Earwig, I'm so, so sorry.
Edited, Fri Nov 19 15:47:47 2004 by SamiraX
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#19
Nov 19 2004 at 3:51 PM
I'm still relatively new to the Asylum, but Joph has definitely made my stomach hurt a few times.
Either Funniest or Liftetime Acheivement for sure.
Either Funniest or Liftetime Acheivement for sure.
#20
Nov 19 2004 at 4:00 PM
What about...
Best Avatar
Biggest Spammer
Best Newcomer
Best Individual Flame
#21
Nov 19 2004 at 4:04 PM
Definately need a best avatar and best newbie.
I hate giving awards for trolling, spamming, sockpuppets, etc since those aren't really things I care to laude people for.
I hate giving awards for trolling, spamming, sockpuppets, etc since those aren't really things I care to laude people for.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#22
Nov 19 2004 at 4:07 PM
I nominate myself for the sub catagory
#23
Nov 19 2004 at 4:09 PM
Quote:
1) Grow a pair.
2) Post a f'ucking list and tell people to shut the f'uck up if they don't like it.
3) Tally the votes and announce it.
You candy ***. Are you worried about not being inclusive enough? Get that d'ick shortened. It's taking blood away from your brain.
2) Post a f'ucking list and tell people to shut the f'uck up if they don't like it.
3) Tally the votes and announce it.
You candy ***. Are you worried about not being inclusive enough? Get that d'ick shortened. It's taking blood away from your brain.
To little to late, Moe. You ain't consistant enough to be hated, although you do do a good old man impression.
#24
Nov 19 2004 at 4:09 PM
We need a "Poster that copied Skeet more than any other poster" award too.
You know that's gotta take some commitment.
You know that's gotta take some commitment.
#25
Nov 19 2004 at 4:40 PM
Quote:
although you do do a good old man impression.
Its not an Impression. Hes the real deal.
#26
Nov 19 2004 at 5:17 PM
Quote:
Poster Most Likely to Get Cornholed by an Alabama Black Snake Ok, that was a gratuitous award for yours truly since I'm the only owner of such a trouser residing reptile on this board
Quote:
"Poster that copied Skeet more than any other poster"
Same thing No??
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