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#1 Nov 19 2004 at 2:14 PM Rating: Default
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#2 Nov 19 2004 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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He remembers being only 4 when an “entity” with a pear-shaped head and large black eyes tried to trick him into believing he’d seen a clown.

Clearly his father snuck into his bedroom at night for some action, and had to come up with an excuse when he woke up.

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#3 Nov 19 2004 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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Aliens, he recalls, inserted a needle in his nasal passage. He still doesn’t know why. But what he knows, he said, is their attempts to spoon-feed him what he could and could not tell failed.

He showed them!
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#4 Nov 19 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Sims is still trying to uncover the alien agenda


I thought it was to give rednecks **** probes.
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#5 Nov 19 2004 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
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He remembers being only 4 when an "entity" with a pear-shaped head and large black eyes tried to trick him into believing he'd seen a clown.


Because a clown is obviously the most plausible thing to be hanging out in a 4 year old's bedroom in the middle of the night.

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Aliens, he recalls, inserted a needle in his nasal passage. He still doesn't know why. But what he knows, he said, is their attempts to spoon-feed him what he could and could not tell failed.


This test concluded that human nasal passages are an exact match for the conditions in the Aliens' breeding grounds. However, they didn't count on the sneeze reflex! Man, aliens are so dumb.

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A hypnotic anesthesiologist and hypnotherapist, Sims uses hypnosis and memory recall techniques to retrieve information from those who maintain they've experienced alien encounters.


Yep, and I bet most of his followers are former patients. "Now, when you awake, you will believe as I do that the clown your parents brought to your 6th birthday was in fact an alien, who took you to his ship and performed many heinous acts upon you. Furthermore, you will not remember that I also performed heinous acts upon you while hypnotized. Lastly, when my secretary mentions the word "billing" you will immediately give her your bank account number and sign any documents she presents."

Seriously, I'd have a hard time trusting anyone who could plant hypnotic suggestions in my mind, much less an alien hunting nutso whackjob.

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