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Locusts aren't paticularly Biblical. If there had been seven other plagues hitting Egypt right before the locusts, it'd be a lot more intresting.
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Are they pink from flying through the rivers of blood?
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Smasharoo wrote:
... If there had been seven other plagues hitting Egypt right before the locusts, it'd be a lot more intresting.
Well it was tourist season there recently, does that count?
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Where was arafats funeral?
I'll start worrying when the frogs come out in droves and everyones first born son dies in the middle of the night.
Which religions believe in the whole plague thing? I'm guessing its just a couple of those middle eastern religions and their branches but am curious if there is some difference in the branches around that plague point.
Yes, it's a branch of a Middle Eastern religion.
It's called Christianity.
It's called Christianity.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I believe Jewish people believe in the plagues also, since its part of the Old Testament.
Christianity is Judaism version 2.0
Islam is Juadaism version 3.0
Islam is Juadaism version 3.0
Well I think some of those religions are supposed to split on their storys at some various points and was curious as to if this was one of them. I'm a curious little atheist that would rather not read on each religion from that region since they seem too alike.
Okay, well, in brief the Old Testament plagues supposedly already happened, past tense.
The only plagues anyone would "believe in" as of now would be those in prophecies, such as Revelations. Hence: Chrisitianity.
The only plagues anyone would "believe in" as of now would be those in prophecies, such as Revelations. Hence: Chrisitianity.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Well, supposively Zeus, past tense, took the form of a shower of golden coins and knocked some broad up but that doesn't mean I believe in it 
The Big Three, assuming we're talking a traditionally devout member thereof, believes that the Egyptian plagues described in Exodus actually occured.
The Big Three, assuming we're talking a traditionally devout member thereof, believes that the Egyptian plagues described in Exodus actually occured.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Vensuvio wrote:
Well I think some of those religions are supposed to split on their storys at some various points and was curious as to if this was one of them. I'm a curious little atheist that would rather not read on each religion from that region since they seem too alike.
Even atheists benefit from a knowledge of religious history. Mainly for their historical influences and as motivation for current globo-political situations, but also for using them to refute other's points. ;)
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Christianity is Judaism version 2.0
Islam is Juadaism version 3.0
Islam is Juadaism version 3.0
Pre-Reformation Christianity is Judaism 2.0
Islam is Judaism 3.0
Post-Reformation Christianity is still in "beta" (a la EQ, live beta to fix the bugs)
I actually have gotten into reading on christianity somewhat but really don't have much interest in ivestigating the issues about islam and such.
The reason I even got into reading on christianity and learning about misconceptions and wierdnesses was actually due to ordering books online and noticing a little book by Douglas Adams called "The Prostitute in the Family Tree". Then finding out that "O wrong author" and ended up reading it when I got really bored one day.
Edited, Wed Nov 17 18:52:15 2004 by Vensuvio
The reason I even got into reading on christianity and learning about misconceptions and wierdnesses was actually due to ordering books online and noticing a little book by Douglas Adams called "The Prostitute in the Family Tree". Then finding out that "O wrong author" and ended up reading it when I got really bored one day.
Edited, Wed Nov 17 18:52:15 2004 by Vensuvio
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