laviont wrote:
I need a lawnmower just to comb my e-pubes!! I got e-circumsised with an e-guillotine.
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Your e-girlfriend is a very lucky e-girl. ^_^
Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
As much emphasis as you put into it's size, I'm guessing you sometimes get *****-envy from your pinky, right?
Yeah, but my e-pinky is pretty e-big too. I have broken my enter key sooooo many times...
Would that be your e-enter key?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
No debalic. If it was his e-enter key it wouldn't break. It would be the same size as his e-pinky. The key is obiviously a regular person size key.
Okay, I'm wearing out the joke. No more e-*****. /em castrates his e-*****.
OOOWWW!!!
Okay, back the the matter at hand.
/em points his railgun at random troll...
OOOWWW!!!
Okay, back the the matter at hand.
/em points his railgun at random troll...
Hmmm. Self castration huh? Sounds like the cult leader from years back in San Diego. When is the mass suicide, so you can meet with the ship behind the comet?
The thought of self-castration is just...who in the right mind would really do that to themselves? I mean...ouch.
Plus the self castration would get in the way of rampant sex.
So... bad hair cuts it is and funny shoes it is.
Edited, Mon Nov 15 17:18:58 2004 by bhodisattva
So... bad hair cuts it is and funny shoes it is.
Edited, Mon Nov 15 17:18:58 2004 by bhodisattva
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I'm with Xve on this one. Lol, my e-peen (whilst admitedly not as big as Laviont's, will stay intact).
The mothership to paradise will arrive when we kill all the trolls. The four horsemen are drawing nigh, and the planets have aligned. The seas will boil. The sun will turn black as sackcloth, and the moon will bleed. Save the asylum. Kill a troll.
I always pictured sackcloth as being more of a burlap material. Perhaps you could say "The sun will turn as beige as sackcloth...".
laviont wrote:
The mothership to paradise will arrive when we kill all the trolls. The four horsemen are drawing nigh, and the planets have aligned. The seas will boil. The sun will turn black as sackcloth, and the moon will bleed. Save the asylum. Kill a troll.
o_O
You know, you should really put more thought into your music site. I mean, you couldn't have stopped playing a video game to work on a single page with links on it. :-\
Hell, I'm the web master of my best friend's band site. It's also free with no ads, too...but it's not as bland...(and still in dire need of updating. >.>
) [:hijack:]
Does it load fast? The main page is like 200kb, and most of that is the stanky graphics. I don't want to scare away the 56kers with the main page. I would rather scare them away with the download times of the 320kbps mp3.
Oohhhh!!!! I just made it better.
*wonders how long Nonlinear has been thinking of that comeback...*
Nice timing. -2 pts for violation of posting clock.
Nice timing. -2 pts for violation of posting clock.
NephthysWanderer, Eater of Souls wrote:
*wonders how long Nonlinear has been thinking of that comeback...*
Nice timing. -2 pts for violation of posting clock.
Nice timing. -2 pts for violation of posting clock.
Reasons why more people should rate nonthinker down.
I guess this post also loses 2 points because of its timing.
sackcloth: cloth made of black goats' hair, coarse, rough, and thick, used for sacks, and also worn by mourners (Gen. 37:34; 42:25; 2 Sam. 3:31; Esther 4:1, 2; Ps. 30:11, etc.), and as a sign of repentance (Matt. 11:21). It was put upon animals by the people of Nineveh (Jonah 3:8).
sackcloth: cloth made of black goats' hair, coarse, rough, and thick, used for sacks, and also worn by mourners (Gen. 37:34; 42:25; 2 Sam. 3:31; Esther 4:1, 2; Ps. 30:11, etc.), and as a sign of repentance (Matt. 11:21). It was put upon animals by the people of Nineveh (Jonah 3:8).
-2 pts for violation of posting clock.
-200 pts for pointing out my mistake.
Haven't you read the rules?
-200 pts for pointing out my mistake.
Haven't you read the rules?
Yeah, and just recently it was ammended:
Ammendment 420.69:
Laviont is, in fact, bound by no rules listed herein, or therein or whereverin.
So THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ammendment 420.69:
Laviont is, in fact, bound by no rules listed herein, or therein or whereverin.
So THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Disqualification laviont for making up dumb amendments. 
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I'll get you next time gadget, next time.
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I'll get you next time gadget, next time.
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