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Good luck with that...
that's some funny ***** though.
Separation of Church and State: "We ******* mean it this time".
No smoking, it just sends us into a ******* tizzy! Especially not at bars, that is outrageous!
Flag burning not only legal, but mandatory.
Larry Flint new anti-pornography czar.
Every time you have a baby out of wedlock you get a free Cadillac.
Minority political candidates start all elections with a free 10% of the vote.
Get an abortion and be entered to win a 3 week cruise in the Bahamas.
War on Terror replaced with Battle of the Bands competition.
Pell grants now come with stipend for marijuana purchases.
Majority of animals given equal rights to people, are allowed to hold political office. President Barky by 2012!
Avant Garde ****-based religious art to appear in the National Cathedral.
Economy primarily gourmet coffee and sitcom based.
Coal power plants replaced with forests, nuclear power plants replaced with Dreamcatcher and Scented Candle reactors.
Begin to hammer out peace treaty with the dolphins and whales.
Alliance with the Zionist Occupational Government replaced with alliance with the Jew Run Media.
Broad spectrum AM radio jamming blots out everything other than NPR, Air America Radio, and a handful of those creepy computerized counting stations.
Ask the UN to be in charge of our national defense
Separation of Church and State: "We ******* mean it this time".
No smoking, it just sends us into a ******* tizzy! Especially not at bars, that is outrageous!
Flag burning not only legal, but mandatory.
Larry Flint new anti-pornography czar.
Every time you have a baby out of wedlock you get a free Cadillac.
Minority political candidates start all elections with a free 10% of the vote.
Get an abortion and be entered to win a 3 week cruise in the Bahamas.
War on Terror replaced with Battle of the Bands competition.
Pell grants now come with stipend for marijuana purchases.
Majority of animals given equal rights to people, are allowed to hold political office. President Barky by 2012!
Avant Garde ****-based religious art to appear in the National Cathedral.
Economy primarily gourmet coffee and sitcom based.
Coal power plants replaced with forests, nuclear power plants replaced with Dreamcatcher and Scented Candle reactors.
Begin to hammer out peace treaty with the dolphins and whales.
Alliance with the Zionist Occupational Government replaced with alliance with the Jew Run Media.
Broad spectrum AM radio jamming blots out everything other than NPR, Air America Radio, and a handful of those creepy computerized counting stations.
Ask the UN to be in charge of our national defense
So the plan is to not really change anything?
Got it...
Got it...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Gbaji, you really ought to look into a personality transplant.
You've got the withered soul of C. Montgomery Burns, sucking all the warmth and joviality from the room.
You've got the withered soul of C. Montgomery Burns, sucking all the warmth and joviality from the room.
Prince pickleprince wrote:
Gbaji, you really ought to look into a personality transplant.
He scheduled the operation but when he got to the clinic the deal fell apart due to there unwillingness to accept a check as legal tender.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Whoa! Gbaji has started sucking Johiel's warmth?
Nabraben wrote:
Edit: I'm still trying to figure out how making Links works
Write something like "this".
The mark the text and press the URL button.
Write the link in the box appearing.
You could also press the "Markup Help" link below the font style buttons.
This is the link command:
[l ink=URL] text [/link]
remove the space between l and i :)
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Gbaji, you really ought to look into a personality transplant.
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He scheduled the operation but when he got to the clinic the deal fell apart due to there unwillingness to accept a check as legal tender.
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He scheduled the operation but when he got to the clinic the deal fell apart due to there unwillingness to accept a check as legal tender.
I hope you live in Canada for that transplant because if your counting on the healthcare in american your screwed.
Quote:
Gbaji, you really ought to look into a personality transplant.
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He scheduled the operation but when he got to the clinic the deal fell apart due to there unwillingness to accept a check as legal tender.
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He scheduled the operation but when he got to the clinic the deal fell apart due to there unwillingness to accept a check as legal tender.
I hope you live in Canada for that transplant because if your counting on the healthcare in american your screwed.
Prince pickleprince wrote:
Gbaji, you really ought to look into a personality transplant.
You've got the withered soul of C. Montgomery Burns, sucking all the warmth and joviality from the room.
You've got the withered soul of C. Montgomery Burns, sucking all the warmth and joviality from the room.
Lol. It's called a joke Pickle. Sheesh!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Prince pickleprince wrote:
Gbaji, you really ought to look into a personality transplant.
You've got the withered soul of C. Montgomery Burns, sucking all the warmth and joviality from the room.
You've got the withered soul of C. Montgomery Burns, sucking all the warmth and joviality from the room.
Lol. It's called a joke Pickle. Sheesh!
Kinda like our present administration?
Ha HA!
:/
Prince pickleprince wrote:
Kinda like our present administration?
Ha HA!
:/
You're just way too touchy on this issue man...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Prince pickleprince wrote:
Kinda like our present administration?
Ha HA!
:/
You're just way too touchy on this issue man...
IT was a JOKE!
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