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#1 Nov 13 2004 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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The physics of Gluttony

Let me address this issue by invoking a physics principle: conservation of mass. More specifically, let me talk about the conservation of carbon atoms. When you digest food, its carbon atoms enter your blood. Unless they are expelled from your body, they add to your weight. But here is the salient observation: the only effective way your body has to get rid of digested carbon is to combine it with oxygen to form carbon dioxide, and then expel it through your lungs. Unless you breathe out the carbon, you gain weight.

Here are some numbers, taken from books on exercise physiology. Fat, protein, and sugar all contain about 0.1 gram of carbon per food calorie consumed. So if you digest 2,000 calories of food (a typical daily diet for adults) then you take in about 200 grams of carbon. At rest, each breath exhales about 0.5 liter of air containing about 1 percent carbon, for about five milligrams per breath. After a day at 12 breaths per minute, you get rid of about 120 grams of carbon. That’s less than you ate, so you’ll gain weight.

But few of us spend the whole day resting. Walking increases your respiration by a factor of two to three. Running at eight kilometers per hour (five miles per hour) increases it by a factor of eight to 10. Put together a nice combination, and you’ll lose all the carbon you consumed, and your weight will be stable. Walking, running, and being active does increase your metabolism--the rate at which you burn calories--and it increases your breathing rate too.


To all the dimensionally challenged out there, you know what to do... Breath faster!
#2 Nov 13 2004 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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Or you could just fart more.
#3 Nov 13 2004 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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So if I stop breathing I'll gain weight?

I wonder how long I'd have to hold my breath to get 10 lbs.

Here goes.....
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#4 Nov 13 2004 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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I've also read that if you are a fidgeter or a hair twirler, you'll burn off those unwanted calories in a hurry, so get busy, y'all!

Twirl, twirl, twirl, shift, twirl, twirl, twirl, pick...



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#5 Nov 13 2004 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#6 Nov 13 2004 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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