in the world.
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Smasharoo/giantcat.jpg
He's got to be like 40 pounds. He's the largest Russian Blue cat I've ever seen. I'm in the picture for scale.
I'm debating finding a saddle and riding him down Sunset.
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It looks like you are already having a decent ride Smash.
Kidding aside, that is a cat I'd hate to fight, or clean up after.
Kidding aside, that is a cat I'd hate to fight, or clean up after.
I am not sure which one is more cuddly, the cat or big hairy bear behind him 
Would you purr if we stroked you Smash?
Edited, Fri Nov 12 17:47:38 2004 by JennockFV
Would you purr if we stroked you Smash?
Edited, Fri Nov 12 17:47:38 2004 by JennockFV
I get all warm 'n fuzzy inside when I see Smash like this.
/hump
/hump
That cat is fat as shiit, Wow! One thing is killing me though, I can't stand it when people have their pets wearing clothes, and who the hell cuts that cat's hair?
Would you purr if we stroked you Smash?
I imagine it would depend largely on how drunk I was and the proximity of the stroking to my genitals.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That cat is fat as shiit, Wow! One thing is killing me though, I can't stand it when people have their pets wearing clothes, and who the hell cuts that cat's hair?
Haha.
That's an oldish picture, actually, from last time I was here.
My hair's probably 4 inches longer. I'm still just as fat though.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
My roommate's cat looks exactly like that, and is almost as big.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Nobby's "Do it yourself" joke #47
No hints required.
Carry on.
No hints required.
Carry on.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Nobby's "Do it yourself" joke #47
No hints required.
Carry on.
No hints required.
Carry on.
Dude, that's great!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I have a friend whose cat is literally 1/3 her size. When she holds the cat up in front of her all you can see is her head and her legs.
I think it's a racoon, actually.
I think it's a racoon, actually.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This thread is officially declared the most UN-#12 post ever.
(That's quite a large pus[u][/u]sy!)
(That's quite a large pus[u][/u]sy!)
On a recent british TV Quiz (where the points go for the wittiest answer, not for being correct), the question was "What is the longest creature in the world"
The winning answer was "The domestic Cat, when held under the armpits"
11/10TM
The winning answer was "The domestic Cat, when held under the armpits"
11/10TM
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
That's quite a large *****!
Grey though. Hence the cat's name "Bea Athur". Big old grey *****.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Judging by the cat's eyes going wide and your sly and secret smile, that feline is going be yowling for her "scratching post" when you head north.
Totem
Totem
Smash, the cat likes you! Hmm...do I need to call PETA?
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Are'nt you supposed to have "moral's" totem
aren't you bein'g a little heavy hande'd with apostrohpe's'?
Of course. Why do you ask?
Totem
Totem
What does Totem's morals have to do with Smash and the kitty? Enlighten me, but be careful..I can only take so much crap.
i'm bein' a grammar **** cause i don't have anythin better to do, nobody is talking politics so i'm at a loose end 
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Oh yeah, my bad. I forgot jesus advocates beastiality .
yeah, because by "morals" people mean "what the bible says"
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