Thanks, and GFY! Tribute for Friday...Follow

This is partially a downright rant...but a tribute as well, to being able to say GFY, simply cause I can!

1) Hey boss! Thanks for alienating me and downsizing my Dept. to a one man show to deal with the load of every **** co-worker around me. Thanks for showing me the everyone is expendable, at the cost of putting the entire workload on one person, resulting in my waste of a weekend cause I'll be at work. GFY!

2) Hey genious! Thanks for backin into my car in the parking lot, because you pay absolutely no attention to anything around you, (in a car or not). And laughing about it further shows your inability to understand anything that might even come close to a remotely intelligent reaction about a serious situation. GFY!

3) Hey Thanks Mr. Old Guy! Thanks for being so lazy, as to leave your god d'amn grocery cart behind my car, in the middle of the parking lot, so that I'm forced to remove it before I can go anywhere. You of course, have the energy to get out and go somewhere, but not to move a damn carriage 4 steps to the carriage drop off. Further more, after doing so, I'm stuck behind you cause you feel the urge at the parking lot entrance to get out and clean off your windshield in the middle of traffic. GFY!

4) Thanks, whoever you are, that tries to pull across a 3 lane bridge, cause you were traveling in the left lane, and trying to make it the the right turn lane within 100 feet of the traffic intersection. Further more, thank you for slamming into the car 2 car's in front of me, causing an accident, stopping traffic on a friggin bridge, and forcing me to wait an additional 30 minutes to get home after my already horrid Friday because you were too stupid to travel in the right lane. GFY!

5) And finally, thank you Mr. Postman. For not leaving the new Video Card I ordered at the office like you did with my computer, because you deemed it "Too Valuable". Obviously my $2000 PC wasn't. Now I can enjoy the weekend where I can't enjoy my game because you thought that you knew everything. GFY!

(Obviously my Friday sucked. Did anyone elses?)

So, the diet's going well I take it?

So, the diet's going well I take it?


Hey, coffee (which I drink black), vodka and thai food is only like 1000 calories.

Anyone tried Dooley's?

Smash, what in God's gracious name are you doing? Don't you have a job or something? Or did you discover an exploit in some bank's homebanking service?

I need to win $400,000,000.00 ... God, that would just make my friday.

Smash, what in God's gracious name are you doing? Don't you have a job or something? Or did you discover an exploit in some bank's homebanking service?


Playing poker is pretty much my job, but I did take on a small consulting gig, writing an RFP for a company looking to outsource their security needs in India. If all goes well, I'll probably end up coordinating the bidding and selection process for them, but it wouldn't require my physical presence untill like May of next year.

Damn, Smash.

Can I have your job once you're done with it?

Or sooner?

Our educational system doesn't work that way.

For how long have you been playing poker?.. Like.. For real.

Aha! Smash is partly responsible for jobs being outsourced to Third World countries! We have caught you in the act!

Totem

Well, guess you can live off of it.

I saw a program the other day about a guy who moved to the States to play pro poker. He's good for 2-3 million dollars or so. Always pays in cash and one day in advance (at hotels).

Might seem like nothing to you, but in Denmark it's a big thing (he was Danish). I mean, we're only like 6 million people. There are more people on Manhattan.