Happy F*ing B-Day to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to GFM. At least I'll get something out of that.
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Because nothing good happens. I am too old for presents or money from extended family. It is raining and I am sick.
Happy F*ing B-Day to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to GFM. At least I'll get something out of that.
Happy F*ing B-Day to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to GFM. At least I'll get something out of that.
26 may suck but #12 is Ghay.
My girlfriend is turning 26 next weekend, I'll let her know.
suddenly being only 23 doesnt sound bad :P
suddenly being only 23 doesnt sound bad :P
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Don't you get a reduction in your car insurance? Or is that 25?
Happy birthday!
Sorry you're not enjoying it more.
Here's a present!
Sorry you're not enjoying it more.
Here's a present!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
26 is da bomb, unless you irrevocably suck. Then it's just icing on the suck cake.
Either way, Happy Birthday.
Edited, Fri Nov 12 13:06:33 2004 by Atomicflea
Either way, Happy Birthday.
Edited, Fri Nov 12 13:06:33 2004 by Atomicflea
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Don't you get a reduction in your car insurance? Or is that 25?
That's 25
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Don't you get a reduction in your car insurance? Or is that 25?
25. After that all you get to look forward to is retirement and death. whoopie!!!!!!!
proofkuniva wrote:
How old are you flea ?
I believe she's "old enough to know better and young enough not to give a fu[u][/u]ck".
Seriously, were you raised by wolves?
Never ask a lady's age.
The man has a point.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
NephthysWanderer, Eater of Souls wrote:
Because nothing good happens. I am too old for presents or money from extended family. It is raining and I am sick.
Happy F*ing B-Day to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to GFM. At least I'll get something out of that.
Happy F*ing B-Day to me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to GFM. At least I'll get something out of that.
Well, that sounds like fun, it's what I normally do on my B-Days anyway.
Happy B-day! ^_^
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Happy F*ing B-Day to me.
yay, a manic depressant, now i feel better about myself
Happy Birthday. I hope 26 isnt that bad. I'll have to remember to make my extended family remember Im still me and I want lots of goodies! I'll share them with you on my bday if you want
they'll probably be chocolate chips cookies. You like cookies?
they'll probably be chocolate chips cookies. You like cookies?
Happy Birthday! 26 was pretty good for me, sorry it's not going so well for you.
Look on the bright side, you're one step closer to the end of your pointless existance.
It's even better when you kick them while they're down.
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yay, a manic depressant, now i feel better about myself
It's even better when you kick them while they're down.
Pickle wrote:
I believe she's "old enough to know better and young enough not to give a ****".
Seriously, were you raised by wolves?
Never ask a lady's age.
Seriously, were you raised by wolves?
Never ask a lady's age.
Thanks, Pickle.
If only he weren't lazy though, he could have found out easily enough-29. Same age as Pat, posted in his Happy Birthday thread.HAHA
I had the same rant when i turned 26. (turned 27 last month, and it's no better)
My theory was that 25 is still rounded off as "early 20s". You can still think back to 24 and 24 sounds pretty young. 25 still sounds young too, cause 5 years isn't a long time anymore when you're 26... so you figure, 5 years ago you were only 20.
Suddenly you hit 26 and BOOM, you're Over the quarter of a century mark, you HAVE to realize that in LESS than 5 years you're gonna be 30...
Yeah, I feel your pain.
Oh and Happy Birthday, GFY
Edited, Fri Nov 12 15:04:19 2004 by Kelvyquayo
I had the same rant when i turned 26. (turned 27 last month, and it's no better)
My theory was that 25 is still rounded off as "early 20s". You can still think back to 24 and 24 sounds pretty young. 25 still sounds young too, cause 5 years isn't a long time anymore when you're 26... so you figure, 5 years ago you were only 20.
Suddenly you hit 26 and BOOM, you're Over the quarter of a century mark, you HAVE to realize that in LESS than 5 years you're gonna be 30...
Yeah, I feel your pain.
Oh and Happy Birthday, GFY
Edited, Fri Nov 12 15:04:19 2004 by Kelvyquayo
it seems your sadness would be with your regardless of what age you are.
got to fix that first before having a good birthday.
26 is the first year that you can really use the "at least I'm not 30 yet" defence. Don't let it get you down. I had to go through it recently too. Just think... You're still young enough to get yourself in trouble, but you're old enough to have the money to bail yourself out again after. After 3 months of reflection on it, 26 really isn't all that bad. Besides, at least you *can* GFY. Mine's not long enough. So that should cheer you up some. :D
I hear ya... I am 26 right now. It's all a downward spiral from here.
Happy Birthday.
My dad just shot a moose last weekend, and we have 20 pounds of jerkey. Want some?
My dad just shot a moose last weekend, and we have 20 pounds of jerkey. Want some?
I'm about to be 28. I love getting old.. Watching Gravity work is quite enjoyable. Plus I'm getting a bit of extra length.. 
Happy Birthday...
Happy Birthday...
Lol...26 is not old....
/slap
See that still hurt! You felt it!
You're not old :P
/slap
See that still hurt! You felt it!
You're not old :P
Happy birthday, fuckchops.
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