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#27 Nov 12 2004 at 11:38 AM Rating: Excellent

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The Glorious Mlynn wrote:

My parents were kinda of goofballs. On my first date my dad was doing the usual big man stunt of, "Yep, cleanin' my gun cabinet. Hey son, Why doncha come on over here and help me for a minute" routine.

And my mother, well, she thought it would be funny to put a tampon on a necklace and put it around a teddy bear and tell me and the guy to "Put a plug in it if I feel frisky."

/Died.

Yeah, I know.

LMAO!!!! I gotta meet your parents!

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#28 Nov 12 2004 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good

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The Glorious Mlynn wrote:

My parents were kinda of goofballs. On my first date my dad was doing the usual big man stunt of, "Yep, cleanin' my gun cabinet. Hey son, Why doncha come on over here and help me for a minute" routine.

And my mother, well, she thought it would be funny to put a tampon on a necklace and put it around a teddy bear and tell me and the guy to "Put a plug in it if I feel frisky."

/Died.

Yeah, I know.

Lesson of the day is.. Dont bring home a date.
I never did, never will.
Heck, I know what they are going to do.

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#29 Nov 12 2004 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good

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The Glorious Mlynn wrote:

"Put a plug in it if I feel frisky."

Haha, that's classic. I won't have that problem if I have a daughter, she's getting a chastity belt that ain't coming off until she's 30 or married, whichever comes first.

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#30 Nov 12 2004 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent

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WOW All I can say is LOL, Yeah if I had stayed in the house till I was 18 there would have been a homocide. It may have been me or mother or father but someone would of had to die. I don't mind so much she (mother)live in Texas Father lives here in Jersey and I stay pretty clear of both of them. I do tend to have a group of friends that I consider family except that they all have real working familys. The funny part is you don't know how many holidays(at friends houses) I've been at and been introuduced to some real family member as oh yeah this is uncle,cousin,brother Jade. An they buy it hook line and sinker. LOL. Sometimes I still get invites and calls from people I'm not even related to. LOL.

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#31 Nov 12 2004 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good

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Bah, when I go home for Thanksgiving, I'll probably grab a few beers and sit with my family and get wasted. I guess you could say that my family is dysfunctional too, but in a good way.

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#32 Nov 12 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent

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Nice 'Thick as a Brick' reference, intheFade!! Smiley: clap

Now - for a a bonus point - what track is the quote in my sig from?

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#33 Nov 12 2004 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent

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Kao wrote:

which thread? Thou shalt not suffer a ratebot to exist!

How.. Shakespearian..

I 'gin to grow aweary o' th' sun.. But tell me, love, why art thou hands all covered with marks of the crime? Go wash the guilt off thy hands... Or something like that.

/cheer Redyne

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#34 Nov 12 2004 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent

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hehe - I think Kao's quote seemed more biblical than Shakespearian - here's one that might describe this forum though Smiley: grin

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Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

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#35 Nov 12 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent

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I was more in the lines of:

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures;
he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the
paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death; I will fear no evil: for Thou
art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they
comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the
presence of mine enemies: Thou anointest
my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all
the days of my life; and I will dwell in the
house of the Lord for ever.

But that's just me...

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#36 Nov 12 2004 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent

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if you sit this one out.
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout.

i may make ya feel but i can't make ye think, your sperm's in the gutter, your loves in the sink

Is it me or is everything after the first 10 mins of that song completely crap? well i'm sure they're not cuase it wouldn't have sold, but i always lose interest after 10 mins, maybe i have a short attention-span.

the love that i feel, is so far away-heehee, i'm a bad dream, that i just had today-heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

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#37 Nov 12 2004 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good

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Since when does olde english = the bible?

Just because most people have read the Old King James version, doesn't mean that was the original language it was written in.

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#38 Nov 12 2004 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent

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"It's only the giving that makes you what you are..."

is it from rock island?

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#39 Nov 12 2004 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent

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