I would like to extend a RACK to the Veterans of the United States Military on this Veterans day. Your service to this country past, present and future is greatly appreciated and I am honored that you served to protect America's Freedom.
/Salute.
SEMPER FI!
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Marines and Army, you forgot the USAF, Navy and Coast gaurd.
Navy: Don't ask don't tell!
USAF: What are we doing after golf then, lunch?
Coast Guard: CARPE PHALLUS!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Do you even know what a rack is ?
boobies?
Yes but are they real boobies? Fake boobies? Which are better anyways in a guys p.o.v? God bless the rack.
All boobies are precious in the eyes of Bob.
(Big is good though)
(Big is good though)
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Yes but are they real boobies? Fake boobies? Which are better anyways in a guys p.o.v? God bless the rack
Real boobies are much better because everything is in proportion.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that means I have GREAT BOOBIES! 38D!!!!!
smash wrote:
CARPE PHALLUS!
The Glorious Mlynn wrote:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that means I have GREAT BOOBIES! 38D!!!!!
Put 'em on the glass, girl.!
The Glorious Mlynn wrote:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that means I have GREAT BOOBIES! 38D!!!!!
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Real boobies are much better because everything is in proportion.
Real boobies are better no matter what. The best plastic doesn't even beat stretchmarked ******** You have natural milk filled goodies versus some bag of salt water. Milk or salt water.
Real chi chis have that soft feeling. Salt bags have a little too much resistance, and it denotes a superficial attitude and low self esteem.
Natural boobies are the only boobies. Big ripe juicy melons are teh pwn!
And to think. I was actually going to get a breast reduction.
Don't let Mlynn fool you...she has fantastic boobies.
RACK my small(er) boobs.
I thought your boobs were already a RACK.
( @ ) Y ( @ ) <---- those aren't eyeballs
( @ ) Y ( @ ) <---- those aren't eyeballs
Are those eyeballs? Oh wait...nevermind.
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******* are nice regardless of size, except man ********
Thanks for serving your country as[i][/i]sholes. Thought I would make more of an asylum thanks.
AND GFY if you don't appreciate it.
Thanks for serving your country as[i][/i]sholes. Thought I would make more of an asylum thanks.
AND GFY if you don't appreciate it.
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HAHA I see those eyes
Totem is the only one on here(I know of) that would know where RACK originated. Well Skeet may too. I have seem him make references to the same msg board.
I have man-boobs, do those count?
I can garantee you they are real.
I can garantee you they are real.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that means I have GREAT BOOBIES! 38D!!!!!
PICTURESI demand PICTURES!! Sorry slow day here at the office... So where are the pics posted...
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