Sorry ladies. There will be wails of female anguish across the world tonight. It would appear that I have a girlfriend. No more philandering, no more shag buddies.
The story has a slight twist. You may recall that my best friend, and the love of my life, who I never had enough balls to proposition, got engaged recently. Well now she is married. Lovely wedding. As fate would have it I was asked to read a soliloquy of love during the service. The irony was not lost on me, and I got thoroughly drunk the night before.
Anyway, she and her new husband placed me on table with an old and very good friend of his. I am seeing some parallels here, I wouldn't be suprised if there was some feeling in the past between them. We hit it off like a house on fire, and have been seeing each other ever since. It has now gone beyond dating, she called me her boyfriend last week. She is a lovely girl, and I am very happy. We have lots of mutual friends, and we are already planning ahead to next year. This has marriage potential I think.
Slightly disturbing is the fact that she has university pictures up in her room, which have my friends husband in them. Haha. Ouch.
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Bodes well for the seven year itch wife swapping holliday in Naples then!
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This has marriage potential I think
Wow. Who knew we'd ever see you saying that?
Congrats!
What is his name?
is it PALmala? is her name HANDgela? wow, i thought i could of thought of more ****** based jokes than that
You really are Alfie! Congratulations, Pat. Enjoy that new relationship smell.
Hey, grats on the mate, mate. May your beer always be cold and your women warm (or the other way around if you live in England, lol)
I give it two months max.
Tacosid
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
Congratulations, Pat.
OMG u killd fos!!!11!1
OMG u killd fos!!!11!1
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
What????
Nooooooooooooo!!!! Say it isn't so, Pat.
Hoigus! Boigus! I just got bit by the love bat, and it's drivin' me maaaaaaad! (Points for who can name that reference...)
I really mean congrats. Yay!
Nooooooooooooo!!!! Say it isn't so, Pat.
Hoigus! Boigus! I just got bit by the love bat, and it's drivin' me maaaaaaad! (Points for who can name that reference...)
I really mean congrats. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Congrats Pat. Hope all goes well for you.
So sorry to hear your sad news Pat.
If it degenerates into the depths of 'commitment' or even worse, 'honesty', we'll be here to console you.
Meanwhile, give 'er one for me.
(Okay, congratulations!)
If it degenerates into the depths of 'commitment' or even worse, 'honesty', we'll be here to console you.
Meanwhile, give 'er one for me.
(Okay, congratulations!)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Congo-rats Pat.
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride...
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride...
"What's it all about, Pat?"
Divine Comedy wrote:
Once there was a time
when my mind lay on higher things
And once there was a time
I could find pretty words to sing
But now, well now I find
it saves time to say what you mean
I know it seems so unrefined
but it's time to let off some steam
Oh come on!
Everybody knows that No means Yes
just like glasses come free on the N.H.S.
But the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie
Once there was a time
when a kind word would be enough
And once there was a time
I could blindfold myself with love
But not now - now I'm resigned
to the kind of life I had reserved
for other guys less smart than I
Y'know, the kind who will always end up with
the girls
And besides
everybody knows that No means Yes
just like glasses come free on the N.H.S.
Bu the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie
Oh come on!
when my mind lay on higher things
And once there was a time
I could find pretty words to sing
But now, well now I find
it saves time to say what you mean
I know it seems so unrefined
but it's time to let off some steam
Oh come on!
Everybody knows that No means Yes
just like glasses come free on the N.H.S.
But the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie
Once there was a time
when a kind word would be enough
And once there was a time
I could blindfold myself with love
But not now - now I'm resigned
to the kind of life I had reserved
for other guys less smart than I
Y'know, the kind who will always end up with
the girls
And besides
everybody knows that No means Yes
just like glasses come free on the N.H.S.
Bu the more I look through them the more I see
I'm becoming more like Alfie
Oh come on!
Well done Pat!!! And for gods sake don't bring her here unless you have a prenup or she's loaded.
Congrats Pat!
I'm completely committed to my girlfriend too. it's a wonderful thing!
I'm completely committed to my girlfriend too. it's a wonderful thing!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Is this the bouvier you PM'd me about, or the Airedale you dated last month?
:P - grats mate
:P - grats mate
Congratulations!
Just be careful, don't end up with a leash or choke-collar around your neck...
Just be careful, don't end up with a leash or choke-collar around your neck...
Congratulations and best of luck to you both.
Yes, I said "luck", get your minds out of the... nm, what am I saying?
Yes, I said "luck", get your minds out of the... nm, what am I saying?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Sam, out of curiosity, are you single?
Settler! Quiter!
Fuck I'm jeleous.
Fuck I'm jeleous.
Sam's holding out for me and I'm holding out for my Powerpoint Presentation.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Aww...Pat, that is sweet! Good luck, and if you want good advice, don't ask us for it!
Jophiel wrote:
Sam's holding out for me and I'm holding out for my Powerpoint Presentation.
Not Holding Out for a Hero?
Doo doo doo dooooo
Doo doo doo dooooo
Ahhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Edited, Fri Nov 12 15:29:42 2004 by Atomicflea
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