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#52 Nov 06 2004 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Am I the only girl here that thinks all this talk of shaving is hot? I can just see the steamy bathroom and the lone towel.

Oh, you're definitely not the only girl who thinks that way. I love watching my husband shave. And as a bonus, if I sit in there and watch him shave, he'll do my legs for me Smiley: inlove
#53 Nov 06 2004 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, you're definitely not the only girl who thinks that way. I love watching my husband shave. And as a bonus, if I sit in there and watch him shave, he'll do my legs for me


Oh, that's nasty...

My sister once used my shaver for her legs.

Had no problems with stubbles afterwards though. My shaver ripped the entire hair out instead of cutting it.

Unfortunately I only did 1/5 of my face before I had to stop. Couldn't see anything for all those tears.

Imagine a facial waxing.
#54 Nov 06 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
I have nothing against scruffy!


Shave your legs, no fair!! I demand equal treatment, just wait till he comes back from Iraq. There is going to be some changes!

#55 Nov 06 2004 at 6:38 PM Rating: Good
a) What/Who is "scruffy"

b) You're husband is in Iraq?
#56 Nov 06 2004 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I think you will all love this story....

For as long as I can remember I have been shaving under my arms and some other areas for most of my life. I started doing this because i used to like to rock climb and do a ton of other physical stuff.

So I just came home from the army and im living in a studio apartement with two other guys. Now as a guy its the common law that you dont use the bathroom stuff of other guys. My friend comes over to hang out with us.

So my friend goes into the bathroom for about fifteen minutes and when he comes out hes clean shaven. Now I had just gone through a full body shave some hours ago.

He comes out and I ask him, "Did you use my razor?" to which he replies yes. Well all of a sudden myself and all my friends start to crack up.

He asks whats so funny and I told him he just shaved his face with the blade I use to shave unmentionables. Well his face turned fire engine red and he stormed out of the apartment cursing me all the time.

I didnt talk to him for a couple of months.
#57 Nov 06 2004 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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double post

Edited, Sat Nov 6 18:46:18 2004 by Zadiel
#58 Nov 06 2004 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
Nasty!!

Btw, why do you shave your body because you rock climb?

Does it tend to scratch or what?
#59 Nov 06 2004 at 9:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Btw, why do you shave your body because you rock climb?



Because gashing a hairless area is no big deal and you can stich it up if you have to. Gashing a hairy area will end up with hair stuch inside the wound making it harder to clean, not to mention access and treat.

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#60 Nov 06 2004 at 9:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I've decided to try growing a beard for the winter, so the only razor I'm interested in now is Occam's.



Try?

I grow a beard for the winter if I don't shave for three days.

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#61 Nov 06 2004 at 11:02 PM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if when people are "trying" to grow a beard they mean they're trying to grow in hair in a few select spots so as to have some long strands of beard to wrap around their neck like a scarf. "Honey shouldn't you wear a jacket" "No worries I'll just wrap myself in my beard if it gets too cool out" sorta situation. But then you could always try letting your hair grow out a few feet and try just using that as a winter coat au natural and whatnot.
#62 Nov 08 2004 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually the reason is for circulation. The key breathing spots for sweat and such are in the pits and glands on the body. Hair tends to clog up that circulation so I started watching basketball players and guess what? Most of them shave there bodies.

So I started doing it a long time ago and never went back. It really does allow the body to breathe easier in my opinion.

But as smash pointed out, that too is also a reason.
#63 Nov 08 2004 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
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I grow a beard for the winter if I don't shave for three days and have a huge willy.


FTFY
#64 Nov 08 2004 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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I should try growing a beard again.

By "try" I mean see how many days I can go without shaving before I'm fired.
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#65 Nov 08 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Default
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Jophiel wrote:
I should try growing a beard again.

By "try" I mean see how many days I can go without shaving before I'm fired.


Depends on how "alpha male" you are. Do it with confidence. You should not get fired until your beard is like 3 or 4 inches. Tell em it's your new religion, "kismyassism."
#66 Nov 09 2004 at 12:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, you're definitely not the only girl who thinks that way. I love watching my husband shave. And as a bonus, if I sit in there and watch him shave, he'll do my legs for me

Oh, that's nasty...

My sister once used my shaver for her legs.

He doesn't use his razor on my legs, that'd just be wrong. It's one of our few unwritten "bathroom rules"... I don't use his shaver, he doesn't use mine, even if the blades are the same. I don't read his copies of Maxim before he has a chance to look at them, and he does the same with my issues of Cosmo (most of the time). There's other rules we have, but they fall under the "way too much information" category.
#67 Nov 09 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't read his copies of Maxim before he has a chance to look at them, and he does the same with my issues of Cosmo (most of the time). There's other rules we have, but they fall under the "way too much information" category.


aww, did someone give you the impression anyone gave a fu[/i]ck?

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I have nothing against scruffy!


Shave your legs, no fair!! I demand equal treatment, just wait till he comes back from Iraq. There is going to be some changes!


aww, sorry red, i miss your'e post - CU[i]
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#68 Nov 09 2004 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
Maybe I should try a genitalia waxing...

You know what they say; you haven't lived until you try that...
#69 Nov 09 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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Qaoz wrote:
Maybe I should try a genitalia waxing...

You know what they say; you haven't lived until you try that...


Dunno about that. Everyone I've ever talked to who has tried both shaving and waxing for those "sensitive areas", has endorsed just shaving. Yeah. It's a bit more work. And yeah. Your skin doesn't stay all nice and smooth for as long. But the pain differential is vast.

Heh. But go ahead and give it a try, then give us all a report on how things went... :)
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#70 Nov 09 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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I think genital waxing would induce a bit of Smiley: yikes and some Smiley: eek also. Then maybe some Smiley: mad and Smiley: oyvey at making that decision. But the results should earn a Smiley: clap and some Smiley: flowers from your mate! They will totally be Smiley: inlove.
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#71 Nov 09 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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holy crap!

Edited, Tue Nov 9 19:39:14 2004 by Debalic
#72 Nov 09 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
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and again!

Edited, Tue Nov 9 19:39:57 2004 by Debalic
#73 Nov 09 2004 at 5:54 PM Rating: Decent
Just don't shave man, makes everything a lot easier. Just buy a trimmer or something. And for the love of bob, do not let yourself have a crustache if you are younger.
#74 Nov 09 2004 at 7:10 PM Rating: Default
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I shaved down there once. Just not cool. When it grows back you feel uncomfortable. I'm sorry, a little **** hair is good for you, extra fiber.
#75 Nov 15 2004 at 10:23 AM Rating: Default
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Smasharoo wrote:

I've decided to try growing a beard for the winter, so the only razor I'm interested in now is Occam's.


Try?

I grow a beard for the winter if I don't shave for three days.

So far, my beard-growing endeavor has failed miserably. It's been over a week since I've taken blade to face, and while i do have hair on my cheeks, it's rather patchy and pretty much stopped growing after the third day. I just look dirty and scuzzy now.

Oddly, though, the girlfriend likes it. She thinks I look "cute" like this, and enjoys the feeling of rubbing up to my scruff.
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#76 Nov 15 2004 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm sorry, a little **** hair is good for you, extra fiber.


LOL, OMG I almost busted out laughing for real after reading that. Lav, shaving that region requires upkeep. Meaning don't let it grow back. If however, you want to let it grow back, yes it will feel wierd for a while.

Personally, shaved is the way to go on both sides... (I mean for guys and girls you sick bastards).

Ohhh... 1000 for me, like it means something.

Edited, Mon Nov 15 10:38:23 2004 by Warf
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