Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
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varrussword wrote:
Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
So where is he lying?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
varrussword wrote:
Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
Ya know...I too am a Republican and all...but will you just stop pulling things out of your ***? -.-
Something that you would normally say at this point would be...
"LINKS!!! GIMME LINKS!!! I WANT LINKS SO THAT I MAY REALIZE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I AM READING AND JUST SPEAK MORE CRAP!"
It's nice that your Pro-Bush, but Bush can make himself look like an idiot without your help.
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BUSH A TRUE AMERICAN PRESIDENT
From your signature ^^
A true American president?
Hmm...
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush
Poor Americans...
Varrus:
"BUSH A TRUE AMERICAN PRESIDENT"
"100'S OF MILLIONS LIBERATED AND STILL COUNTING"
Well, if America is a plutocracy (a distinct possibility), then bush is indeed a true American president.
100's of millions liberated? of what? are we counting "their lives" as things to be liberated from? fyi: legit studies by american and iraqi universities estimate 100,000 iraqi civilians dead because of war-related violence. and that is a modest estimate. and lets not forget the 1k and counting americans. Yay for Bush.
Exodus,
Ya know that's not how you use the word too, idiot.
Varus
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Ya know...I too am a Republican and all...
Ya know that's not how you use the word too, idiot.
Varus
Ya know that's not how you use the word too, idiot.
Um, actually it is.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
varrussword wrote:
Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
First you spell it Varrus, then sign it Varus.
Flip-flop, flip-flop.
varrussword wrote:
Exodus,
Ya know that's not how you use the word too, idiot.
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Ya know...I too am a Republican and all...
Ya know that's not how you use the word too, idiot.
Um, it is absolutely correct. You might want to learn the English language before you start criticizing others' use of it.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Lol, that's two funny.
Queen Skeeter wrote:
Lol, that's two funny.
I thought so, to
Guys, lay off Varus. He did teach history, after all. He knows, surely, how to use "too" in a sentence.
Stop calling me Shirley!
Stop calling me Shirley!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Well, if America is a plutocracy (a distinct possibility), then bush is indeed a true American president.
You're saying Bush is Pluto? Cause I always thought he was kinda Goofy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
SamiraX wrote:
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Well, if America is a plutocracy (a distinct possibility), then bush is indeed a true American president.
You're saying Bush is Pluto? Cause I always thought he was kinda Goofy.
Debalic wrote:
varrussword wrote:
Brokaw: Someone has analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours, and concluded that he has a higher IQ than you do.
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
Kerry: That's great. More power. I don't know how they've done it, because my record is not public. So I don't know where you're getting that from.
But wait I thought Kerry released all his military records? Oh that's right he refused to.
Varus
So where is he lying?
Eh?
No answer, so you turn to erroneously attacking other peoples' use of English? And you wonder why we consider you a totally useless waste of space?
I'm sorry, not entirely useless, reading your drivel gets me through these boring days at the office.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
kerry is a politician.
OF COARSE he lied. the guy from the izuzu commericals has more credability than ANY politician.
no one cares.
this election is not about kerry, this election is about bush. people will going to the polls to either support him, or toss his sorry butt out of office.
this election is going to have a record turn out, not seen since the vietnam era, or the civil rights movement.
you decide if it is because Bush has inspired so many people to support him, or if it is because he has pissed off so many people since he was elected.
an international poll run by cnn ffrom many differant countries shows 77 percent for kerry, 13 percent for bush. im betting america will follow suit.
OF COARSE he lied. the guy from the izuzu commericals has more credability than ANY politician.
no one cares.
this election is not about kerry, this election is about bush. people will going to the polls to either support him, or toss his sorry butt out of office.
this election is going to have a record turn out, not seen since the vietnam era, or the civil rights movement.
you decide if it is because Bush has inspired so many people to support him, or if it is because he has pissed off so many people since he was elected.
an international poll run by cnn ffrom many differant countries shows 77 percent for kerry, 13 percent for bush. im betting america will follow suit.
Well Samira, it really depends on what cartoons you grew up on. For me, Dubya is a smooth blend of Uncle Scrooge's money-grubbing mentality, Launchpad McQuack's brains, and, from another animated paradigm altogether, Bluto's bullying. So, perhaps more appropriately, a Blutocracy. (And of course **** Cheney is Mumrah.)
Rate down, eh? Alright! This i attribute to the fact that garlic:vampires::truth:GOP. Have fun rating me down again!
Mightymolasses, that was an awesome post....very funny.
The part about cheney being mumrah was awesome.
Going along these lines i would compare them both to Chip and Dale from rescue rangers.
Bush = Dale
Kerry = Chip
Need I say more
The part about cheney being mumrah was awesome.
Going along these lines i would compare them both to Chip and Dale from rescue rangers.
Bush = Dale
Kerry = Chip
Need I say more
Haha, yeah, I got some serious rate downs on that one. Good times, good times.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Zadiel wrote:
Going along these lines i would compare them both to Chip and Dale from rescue rangers.
Bush = Dale
Kerry = Chip
At first I didn't read the top line so I was like "Say whaat? Bush and Kerry is like Chippendale together?". Then I read the line above and now I'm like "Say whaaat? Who the f*ck is Chip and Dale from 'rescue rangers'?
Well? Who are they?
Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers
Cartoon about chip and dale from disney. The two chipmunks that hang out together all the time.
Dale is a total idiot who is sorta like gilligan.
Chip is the leader of the team and and always fixes the problem at the end.
Yet they stay friends all the same.
Cartoon about chip and dale from disney. The two chipmunks that hang out together all the time.
Dale is a total idiot who is sorta like gilligan.
Chip is the leader of the team and and always fixes the problem at the end.
Yet they stay friends all the same.
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At first I didn't read the top line so I was like "Say whaat? Bush and Kerry is like Chippendale together?". Then I read the line above and now I'm like "Say whaaat? Who the f*ck is Chip and Dale from 'rescue rangers'?
Well? Who are they?
Well? Who are they?
Chip & dale are both Disney characters. (Squirrels)
Chip, the smart *** squirrel.
Dale, the dumb troublemaker squirrel.
AND BUSH IS NOT LIKE DALE!
He's no squirrel... (But actually I wish Bush was a dumb squirrel cause that's still better then a dumb president...)
Ohwell, I'm not from the US so why do I have to bother anyway.
*so ******* angry at all the BS slander I can't even talk*
Chip and Dale are actually Chipmunks...but thats besides the point.
Now that I think about it your right, bush is not like dale.
Hes more like gilligan, to which none of us will get off this fugging island.
Now that I think about it your right, bush is not like dale.
Hes more like gilligan, to which none of us will get off this fugging island.
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