A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his *****. Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper... He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue. After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help. A nurse said: 'He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his ***** so he could use it again later.'"
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_29-10-2004_pg9_4
I was sorely tempted to make a joke at the Bush administration celibacy stance but I wont. Just enjoy the goofiness that is people.
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Not only was the condom to big but now he has to admit it.
Poor guy.
Poor guy.
I agree wholeheartedly that he shouldn't have any more children.
That's just wrong on so many levels
At least the article didn't name me.
Him!
I meant Him.
I said HIM right?!
Him!
I meant Him.
I said HIM right?!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I wonder if you could keep a condom on with a ****-ring? Not that I have any need, just idle speculation.
Ok, now back to our regularly scheduled political debates.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
That's God getting back at him for not using the rythym method.
Does the "rhythm method" have anything to do with staying away from white boys who can't dance?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Not if you ask Catholic priests.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Gotta love that descriptive title.
"Man glued condom to himself"
"Man glued condom to himself"
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Does the "rhythm method" have anything to do with staying away from white boys who can't dance?
That way they don't question the bad dancing...
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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