The weather is expected to be rainy and nasty tomorrow. This doesn't bode well for all those old F*cks that don't get out and vote in rainy weather.
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Edited, Mon Nov 1 12:03:50 2004 by varrussword
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Weather's going to be fantastic in Florida. Bad news for Bush.
Will be rainy in Ohio, which could be trouble for Kerry. We all know jungle bunnies don't like the rain.
Plus the mud people in Detroit might melt while going to the polls, right?
Will be rainy in Ohio, which could be trouble for Kerry. We all know jungle bunnies don't like the rain.
Plus the mud people in Detroit might melt while going to the polls, right?
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Rainy and cold here in Arkansas.
Should be intresting.
Should be intresting.
I'm not sure I care what the weather will be like tomorrow. If it rains I'll bring an umbrella. I'll be at the voting booths tomorrow morning.
varrussword wrote:
The weather is expected to be rainy and nasty tomorrow. This doesn't bode well for all those old F*cks that don't get out and vote in rainy weather.
Varus
Edited, Mon Nov 1 12:03:50 2004 by varrussword
Varus
Edited, Mon Nov 1 12:03:50 2004 by varrussword
Why does Bush hate the Sun?
Wow, he really thinks that when it's raining in TN, that it's raining all over the nation.
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I'm going in tomorrow afternoon. I'm glad I knock off a few hours before most people.
I'm glad I don't vote, so I won't get fired for taking time off to do so. I'll just sleep in and get to work an hour late anyways, like usual.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Wow, he really thinks that when it's raining in TN, that it's raining all over the nation.
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It's raining in Illinois.
A certain victory now for Bush and Keyes!
A certain victory now for Bush and Keyes!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
A certain victory now for Bush and Keyes!
I heard Keyes said that voting for Obamma was a mortal sin!
I'm waiting for him to crack completely and just start saying "Don't vote for the nig[b][/b]ger!! We white folks need to stand together against the rising tide of Zionism!! The Jew is using the Black as muscle in the fight to steal the US from Christian White folks!!"
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Smasharoo wrote:
A certain victory now for Bush and Keyes!
I heard Keyes said that voting for Obamma was a mortal sin!
I'm waiting for him to crack completely and just start saying "Don't vote for the nig[b][/b]ger!! We white folks need to stand together against the rising tide of Zionism!! The Jew is using the Black as muscle in the fight to steal the US from Christian White folks!!"
Hehe..kinda like that Chapelle skit...Keyes is so blind with Uncle-Tomfoolery that he thinks he's white.
The Keyes lawn signs in Pubbie neighborhoods crack me up.
I picture someone in Hinsdale saying "Well, I wasn't sure about his 'all gays are evil' platform, but his 'don't tax blacks for three generations as reperations' plan really sold me!"
I picture someone in Hinsdale saying "Well, I wasn't sure about his 'all gays are evil' platform, but his 'don't tax blacks for three generations as reperations' plan really sold me!"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I actually heard the rain was part of the overall GOP strategy - voter supression
Gah, we all know Bin Laden, Bush, and Satan are having threesomes in the White House. Satan made the weather, duuuh!
^^^ lol sounds like a South Park movie
Jophiel wrote:
The Keyes lawn signs in Pubbie neighborhoods crack me up.
Heh, I was having this conversation with my mom.
A well-known family in my village (they have seven kids and the parents are active in the community. Used to be friends with one of the sons when I was like 10.) has a Keyes sign up. No Bush sign, no other Republicans, just Keyes. It baffled us.
Next day on the radio, John Williams on WGN is saying the same thing, how baffled he is by Keyes signs.
And look at how proud he was..... he remembered to use the right finger! He must have been working hard on that
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