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#1 Oct 30 2004 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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then Jesus is a Democrat

God

- Homosexuality is a sin
- He's always watching
- pro-capital punishment
- supports a "slay both man and woman, infant and suckling"
Amelak terrorist policy (samuel 15:30)
- not for seperation of church and state

Jesus

- believes rich people are evil
- supports rich people giving all their money to poor people
- early christian societies were communist
- hangs out with "women of ill repute"
- water -> wine implies legalizing drugs not far behind
- protests actions of authority figures
- Jewish
- for seperation of church and state (render unto ceaser the
things that are ceaser's....)
- whines to god to not be crucified = angsty teenager

and for good measure, the holy ghost is libertarian

Holy Ghost
- only the really hardcore know what it's about
- doesn't really do anything



Edited, Sat Oct 30 16:49:50 2004 by Taber
#2 Oct 30 2004 at 3:55 PM Rating: Default
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If God's a Republican.....


Then you're a ****.

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Stupendous and his magic dwarf smite you.

Edited, Sat Oct 30 16:56:14 2004 by Stupendous
#3 Oct 30 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Default
#4 Nov 01 2004 at 1:59 PM Rating: Default
ROFLMFAO HA HAH AHAHA
#5 Nov 01 2004 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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I thought that was cute. Smiley: grin
#6REDACTED, Posted: Nov 01 2004 at 2:08 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) am i banned? all my posts=insta delete.
#7 Nov 01 2004 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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You've got a low, almost sub-default rating. Some posts are slipping below the default score.

There's a Filtering option at the top of the forum page, default means you can't view posts/posters with a score below (1.50?) so if you want to see those posts, switch the filter to "Never". Be warned, though, we've got a few posters here who languish below 1.00 and are better off not read anyways.
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#8 Nov 01 2004 at 3:55 PM Rating: Decent
Vote Holy Ghost in 2004!
#9 Nov 01 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Go ahead! Throw your vote away on a third transfigural candidate!
#10 Nov 01 2004 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
better than throwing away my vote on a Republican or Democrat sockpuppet!
#11 Nov 02 2004 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually three options...

1. A vote for god is a vote for god
2. A vote for Jesus is a vote for Jesus
3. A vote for the Holy Ghost is a vote for God
#12 Nov 02 2004 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Actually three options...

1. A vote for god is a vote for god
2. A vote for Jesus is a vote for Jesus
3. A vote for the Holy Ghost is a vote for God


Smiley: laugh
#13 Nov 02 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Default
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How do you get karma below 1.00?
#14 Nov 02 2004 at 9:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Well done Taber...rate up!
#15 Nov 02 2004 at 11:44 PM Rating: Decent
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How do you get karma below 1.00?

I don't know, try asking Varus.
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#16 Nov 02 2004 at 11:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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It can't be that hard.

Anyway nice I like it
#17 Nov 03 2004 at 12:05 AM Rating: Decent
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and for good measure, the holy ghost is libertarian

Holy Ghost
- only the really hardcore know what it's about
- doesn't really do anything


I disagree, I think The Holy Ghost is the manifestation of any and all third-party/also-ran candidates in this country.
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