then Jesus is a Democrat
God
- Homosexuality is a sin
- He's always watching
- pro-capital punishment
- supports a "slay both man and woman, infant and suckling"
Amelak terrorist policy (samuel 15:30)
- not for seperation of church and state
Jesus
- believes rich people are evil
- supports rich people giving all their money to poor people
- early christian societies were communist
- hangs out with "women of ill repute"
- water -> wine implies legalizing drugs not far behind
- protests actions of authority figures
- Jewish
- for seperation of church and state (render unto ceaser the
things that are ceaser's....)
- whines to god to not be crucified = angsty teenager
and for good measure, the holy ghost is libertarian
Holy Ghost
- only the really hardcore know what it's about
- doesn't really do anything
Edited, Sat Oct 30 16:49:50 2004 by Taber