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#1 Oct 28 2004 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/041027/480/sdsio10110271726&e=3&ncid=1756


All I have to say is...wow. A whole half a ton. o_o


I didn't even think it was possible.



EDIT

Corrected it thanks to DJGroove. Smiley: lol

Edited, Thu Oct 28 15:30:22 2004 by XvExodusvX
#2 Oct 28 2004 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
Half a ton.
#3 Oct 28 2004 at 2:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Whoah... he looks like Bender from one of the Futurama "What If..?" episodes!

Woooo!
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#4 Oct 28 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
Word on the street is he was only 150 lbs until he tried eating Smash's ego.

#5 Oct 28 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Impressive cleavage.
#6 Oct 28 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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Patrick Deuel talks Monday, Aug. 9, 2004, at Avera McKennan Hospital, in Sioux Falls, S.D., about how he has lost 321 pounds since June after checking into the hospital at 1,072.


Won't be much of a speech I'm thinking.

How long does it take to say.. "The pizza joint won't deliver to the hospital"
#7 Oct 28 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
Queen Skeeter wrote:
Word on the street is he was only 150 lbs until he tried eating Skeet's insecurity.



O damn!
#8 Oct 28 2004 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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Word on the street is he was only 150 lbs until by some freak accident he gained 1 lb for every poor attempt pickle has made at being just like his idol; Skeet.


Oh my!
#9 Oct 28 2004 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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Impressive cleavage.


I'd have to agree. >.>


On a serious note, it's actually kinda sad. How can someone allow themselves to gain that much weight?
#10 Oct 28 2004 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Poor guy. Smiley: frown
#11 Oct 28 2004 at 2:31 PM Rating: Decent
Queen Skeeter wrote:
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Word on the street is that he is now 150 lbs. By some freak accident, he lost all the weight and now Skeet's poor attempt is as much as a stretch as the marks on his belly


Oh my!


Indeed.
#12 Oct 28 2004 at 2:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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At least he hadn't grafted himself to the furniture yet.
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#13 Oct 28 2004 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Queen Skeeter wrote:
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Word on the street is that he is now 150 lbs. By some freak accident, he lost all the weight and now Skeet's poor attempt is as much as a stretch as the marks on his belly
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Oh my!
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Indeed.


Looks like he's 151 lbs now.

#14 Oct 28 2004 at 2:35 PM Rating: Decent
Queen Skeeter wrote:
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Queen Skeeter wrote:
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Word on the street is that he is now 150 lbs. By some freak accident, he lost all the weight and now Skeet's poor attempt is as much as a stretch as the marks on his belly
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Oh my!
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Indeed.


Looks like he's 151 lbs now.



Say What????!?!?!

*shakes head*
#15 Oct 28 2004 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Deuel had been bedridden since last fall and was malnourished because so many of his calories came from foods high in fat and carbohydrates.


tACO bELL IZ BAD FOR JOO!
#16 Oct 28 2004 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
A lot of people who weigh more than 450 pounds actually have medical conditions. Almost half of their weight is water retention.

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

Check out this website. :( It is sad. I really feel for these people.
#17 Oct 28 2004 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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Say What????!?!?!

*shakes head*


I said IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S 151 LBS NOW!

#18 Oct 28 2004 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Mlynn wrote:
A lot of people who weigh more than 450 pounds actually have medical conditions. Almost half of their weight is water retention.

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/heaviest.htm

Check out this website. :( It is sad. I really feel for these people.




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Dionysius of Heracleia was notorious for his appetite, and eventually grew so weighty that he could scarcely budge: he suffered from apnea or narcolepsy besides, prompting his doctors to prick his flesh with needles whenever he fell asleep on his throne.



This alone made my jaw drop.
#19 Oct 28 2004 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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prompting his doctors to prick his flesh with needles whenever he fell asleep on his throne.


Now that's some funny ****!

#20 Oct 28 2004 at 3:19 PM Rating: Default
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Hopkins tried to grab a tasty morsel that was just out of reach and toppled off his bench. He landed on a nursing sow, killing the poor animal, and flattening her piglets beneath him "like salted herrings."


This made me laugh.
#21 Oct 28 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Deuel was recovering Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2004 from obesity surgery which involved reducing the size of his stomach.



Probably easier to just sew his mouth shut.

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