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#1 Oct 28 2004 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Deny, Deny, Deny and then Spin it a little!!!


Ordnance Probably Wasn't Moved
WASHINGTON, Oct. 27, 2004 – The chances that enemy forces moved 377 tons of heavy ordnance out of the Al Qaqaa arms facility after U.S. forces arrived in the area are nearly impossible, said Army Col. David Perkins, who commanded the American troops who took the area during major combat operations in Iraq in 2003


http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Oct2004/n10272004_2004102710.html

Now to steal this from Nobby:

Nobby wrote:
Totem wrote:
The word on Qaqaa now is that if there was any munitions there there it was closer to 6 tons of explosives, not hundreds.
Oh Really?

In a signed letter from to the UN Security Council dated 25th October, Mohammed Abbas, General Director of the Planning and Following Up Directorate for the IAEA wrote:

IAEA wrote:
Site Equipment/ material Quantity (tons) Remarks
1 Al-qaqaa Company HMX 194.741 High explosive material.
Declaration on 15 July 2002.
2 Al-qaqaa Company RDX 141.233 High explosive material.
Declaration on 15 July 2002.
3 Al-qaqaa Company PETN 5.8 High explosive material.
Declaration on 15 July 2002.


He also states:
IAEA wrote:
We would like to inform you that the following materials which have been included in annex 3 (item 74) registered under IAEA custody were lost after 9 April 2003, through the theft and looting of the governmental installations due to lack of security.
Ignore the propaganda from the Kerry and Bush camps and the media. Here's the source.

Uncle Sam fu[/i]cked up big style. Will the CinC accept responsibility or not? Where does the buck stop?


[i]Edited, Thu Oct 28 12:51:21 2004 by bhodisattva
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#2REDACTED, Posted: Oct 28 2004 at 11:33 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Imagine that denying lies by the liberal media what has this world come to where we can't trust the media to report honestly and with integrity.
#3 Oct 28 2004 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Edited, Thu Oct 28 12:55:03 2004 by bhodisattva
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#4 Oct 28 2004 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Imagine that denying lies by the liberal media what has this world come to where we can't trust the media to report honestly and with integrity.

Varus


How does that have ANYTHING to do with the liberal media?

It's the administration giving out the FALSE information.

They just lied.

#5 Oct 28 2004 at 12:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Having been a REMF in the military I can tell you that "nearly impossible" is code for "probably".
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#6REDACTED, Posted: Oct 28 2004 at 12:13 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Picksy,
#7 Oct 28 2004 at 12:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Is anyone really surprised they've decided to run this story so close to the election when they've had the story over a year? This is purely political and you know it.


Boy, let's hope so. It'd be funny as hell if Bush loosed because of it. I'd laugh and laugh and laugh.

Hahahah.

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#8 Oct 28 2004 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
Wow I agrre with smash on that point, Now if we could only trust the IAEA, that they were there till april 03
#9 Oct 28 2004 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
I can't find the source, but I was listenting to NPR the other day and it was stated that the IAEA last verified seal more than a week befor 04/03. Any truth to this? (Seriously, I am curious)
#10REDACTED, Posted: Oct 28 2004 at 12:26 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smashed,
#11 Oct 28 2004 at 12:27 PM Rating: Decent
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No what would be funny if


Missed a verb, there, Strunk and White.

Funny as hell when people can't manage to construct a complete sentance to critizize someone's spelling.

Really, really, funny!

Hahahahah!
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#12 Oct 28 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
varrussword wrote:
Picksy,

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It's the administration giving out the FALSE information.


Actually it's the media reporting half truths and accusing the president of lying, once again. Is anyone really surprised they've decided to run this story so close to the election when they've had the story over a year? This is purely political and you know it.

Varus


So, when the media reports something that favors your side it's truth....and when they don't, it's lies of the "liberal media"?

Once again, Varus...I implore you to orally stab yourself with a male sex organ.
#13 Oct 28 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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No what would be funny if


Missed a verb, there, Strunk and White.

Funny as hell when people can't manage to construct a complete sentance to critizize someone's spelling.

Really, really, funny!

Hahahahah!


Owned!

#14REDACTED, Posted: Oct 28 2004 at 12:32 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smashed,
#15 Oct 28 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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As opposed to a self proclaimed genius that can't spell words like sentence. lol


So true. Of course the good news for me is that I can use spell check whenever I feel like it. The bad news for you is that no one's perfected "Ignorant Slack Jawed Yokel Check" yet.

Maybe in time though! Technogoloy is full of wonder, you rememebr when you first saw indoor plumbing? It'll be better than that even!
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#16 Oct 28 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Varus, I know you've exercised all your options in terms of "beating" Smash on this board. Here's a piece of friendly advice:

For the love of Bob, do yourself a favor and don't try and do it through spelling and grammar.

Just sayin' is all.
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#17 Oct 28 2004 at 12:35 PM Rating: Default
varrussword wrote:
Smashed,

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Funny as hell when people can't manage to construct a complete sentance to critizize someone's spelling.


As opposed to a self proclaimed genius that can't spell words like sentence. lol

Varus


You started the Grammar Crusade, little *****.

Commence to scarfing up man pole.
#18 Oct 28 2004 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Wut's indoh plumin'?


#19 Oct 28 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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I can't find the source, but I was listenting to NPR the other day and it was stated that the IAEA last verified seal more than a week befor 04/03. Any truth to this? (Seriously, I am curious)

No, seriously, anyone know?
#20 Oct 28 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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No, seriously, anyone know?


I have no idea.

I honestly don't see this is as either unique or a big deal. Everyone knew the swiss cheese security around weapons dumps was a joke. This isn't the first example of it, just a well timed, fairly large one.
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#21 Oct 28 2004 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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I honestly don't see this is as either unique or a big deal. Everyone knew the swiss cheese security around weapons dumps was a joke. This isn't the first example of it, just a well timed, fairly large one.

I agree. I am more interested in whether or not the likelyhood of a massive theft (or government sponsored shipping to Syria) during a week to 10 days prior to having 100,000 troops crawling around the countryside is greater than the likelihood of a massive theft in the month following the initial conflict with 100,000 troops crawling around. Any thoughts?
#22 Oct 28 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Decent
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I agree. I am more interested in whether or not the likelyhood of a massive theft (or government sponsored shipping to Syria) during a week to 10 days prior to having 100,000 troops crawling around the countryside is greater than the likelihood of a massive theft in the month following the initial conflict with 100,000 troops crawling around. Any thoughts?


I'd say it's more likely after the intial conflict, actually.

If I'm looking to steal a truckload of munitions, I'm more likely to do it when trucks driving around aren't routinely destroyed by fighters 5 miles away. The fact that security was lax during the initial invasion doesn't mean I know where it's vulnerable while air craft carriers are flying 100 sorties a day of planes I can't see that can kill me with the click of a button.

On the other hand, convince Sgt. Bob of the Alabama National Guard that my truck is full of dates after he's been doind roadblock duty for 9 months is slightly less challenging.
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#24 Oct 28 2004 at 2:28 PM Rating: Decent
varrussword wrote:
Smashed,

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lol...

Are you trying to say technology is wonderful?


Varus



Edited, Thu Oct 28 14:00:28 2004 by varrussword


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Have you never heard that phrase, Inbred Jed?
#25 Oct 28 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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#26 Oct 28 2004 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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i think he got the cool knocked out of him. ever hit your head or gotten sucker punched and then just started talking random gibberish in the attempt that noone will notice what happened, not really knowing what is coming out of your mouth is complete nonsense?

i think he got the cool knocked out of him.
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