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#1 Oct 27 2004 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay maybe not hobbits, but v. small people.

Part of my brain is saying "Piltdown man, you fool!"
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#2 Oct 27 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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"There is no biological reason to call it ****"

So don't even start, bit[i][/i]ches.
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#3 Oct 27 2004 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
This is totally wild!

A real scientific explanation for the "Wee Folk"?

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The eye sockets are big and round, but they don't carry a prominent browline.


Perhaps some grey alien-like traits?

Weird.

#4 Oct 27 2004 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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So don't even start, bit[/i]ches.
C'mooonnnn... but it's the [i]San Francisco Gate for heaven's sake!
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#5 Oct 27 2004 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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You leave "ghey" out of it.

Damn Poussay.

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#6 Oct 27 2004 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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"I've spent a sleepless night trying to figure out what to do with this thing," said Schwartz. "It makes me think of nothing else in this world."

Teehee!
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#7 Oct 27 2004 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Were they next to Noah's Ark perchance?

Did occur to anyone that even on the off chance it's a legit find that they might just have been fuc[b][/b]king midgets?

I can't imagine that Tom Cruise is the first midget to come along.

I just wanted to tie a Scientologist to Piltdown man, actually as Hubbard used it as an example of visions he had through the practice of Dianetics.
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#8 Oct 27 2004 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
Makes you wonder if Africa really was the cradle of humanity.
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And where are they now, the little people of Stonehenge? And what would they say to us if we were here... tonight?

Edited, Wed Oct 27 15:18:46 2004 by Jophiel
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#10 Oct 27 2004 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Wow, that's really cool. Wish they had some pictures of it.
#11 Oct 27 2004 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Sure they were 3' tall?

Could be 3".

Easy mistake Smiley: wink
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#12 Oct 27 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20020708/hominid.html
#13 Oct 27 2004 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
Another interesting read with a short blurb on java-man

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/case_firsthuman/chat.html
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#15 Oct 27 2004 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Princess Tare wrote:
"There is no biological reason to call it ****"

So don't even start, bit[i][/i]ches.

Ahaha, that line drives me crazy! Smiley: lolSmiley: laughSmiley: lol
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#16 Oct 27 2004 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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y'know... even Pygmies have thier Own versions of the "wee-folk". About every culture does.

Prolly just means that all people no matter waht culture are equally screwed up in the head.
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#17 Oct 27 2004 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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And where are they now, the little people of Stonehenge? And what would they say to us if we were here... tonight?


Probably be concerned if we had invented a pill to solve the limpness of old men's *****. I mean, isn't that what civilization has allways strived for to one degreee or another?
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#18 Oct 27 2004 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
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I'm only 5'5".

I'm the modern version of wee folk. Smiley: frown

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#19 Oct 27 2004 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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#20 Oct 27 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh don't feel bad Tare, you're taller than my g/f. And my mom...and probably both my sisters Smiley: grin
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#21 Oct 27 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm only 5'5".


My wife is 5'5". Is Mr. Tare 6'2? Perhaps you are Bizarro 'Roo couple!
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#23 Oct 27 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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maybe these people were the subject of all the wierd statues that everyone claims are aliens.... like Easter Island and all the **** from "Chariots of the Gods".


....and you short people.. maybe these are your ancestors..
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#24 Oct 27 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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Like the new avatar, Smash
#25 Oct 27 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I'm only 5'5".


My wife is 5'5". Is Mr. Tare 6'2? Perhaps you are Bizarro 'Roo couple!

That sounds like my sister (5'3" or so) and her husband (6'6" or so)...
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#26 Oct 27 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
I REALLY wonder how the Creationists explain this one

This gets a super duper saiyajin x5 ROFL
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