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#1 Oct 26 2004 at 10:15 PM Rating: Decent
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If anyone hasn't heard the story, Ashlee Simpson was caught trying to lip-sync on SNL a few days ago.

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She walked off stage after being caught, (and dancing like a ******) and after the show, had a few words to say...

"The band members are a great bunch of guys and I love them and would never blame anything on them. It was just a technical error, and I had no clue what to do, so I thought I'd do a hoe-down!"

Her official website's newest news article explains her slip-up, and another excuse is released. "My acid reflux was acting up."

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#2 Oct 26 2004 at 10:17 PM Rating: Decent
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My mother has Acid Reflux, never caused her to lose her voice. This bitch is about as dumb as her sister.
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#3 Oct 26 2004 at 10:19 PM Rating: Default
You might want to modify your swear-filter avoidance, since it looks like absolute sh[b][/b]it on anything but whatever crappy game you're coming from. It's really not that compicated to make it look good on any background.

This was posted right around when it happend in the OOT forum, by the way. She's a complete idiot.
#4 Oct 26 2004 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, you fucking Noob!!111oneone
#5 Oct 26 2004 at 10:29 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm, I know of ONE way a teenage girl would get acid reflux messing up her vocal chords.

I think they did a "Very Special" Saved by the Bell about it once...


#6 Oct 26 2004 at 10:31 PM Rating: Good
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Eatting hot pizza?
#7 Oct 26 2004 at 11:01 PM Rating: Good
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The worst part is that she threw her band under the wheels of the proverbial bus at the end of SNL. That shows her true colors.

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#8 Oct 26 2004 at 11:03 PM Rating: Default
Where was the "thread history police," on that one tricky?

It was only posted, like yesterday...


edit; She is a dumb ****.

Edited, Wed Oct 27 00:04:23 2004 by SmashingJroc
#9 Oct 26 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
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That shows her true colors.

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#10 Oct 26 2004 at 11:09 PM Rating: Decent
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So a kinda teeny bopper type singer was found out to be lip syncing and what? Are people making a deal out of this since its basically making a problem thats been kept out of the light (kinda sorta I guess?) and pointing and luaghing at it? I don't get what the point is...
#11 Oct 26 2004 at 11:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't get what the point is...

I think the big deal is that in an earlier interview, when asked about lip synching, she said she would *NEVER* do that. Something about wanting to showcase her ability to sing on her own.
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#12 Oct 26 2004 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
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That, and the name of the show she was singing on...

/snaps his fingers

What's the name of that show? Umm, it's on the tip of my tongue...

/snaps his fingers again

C'mon, what that name-- oh yeah! Saturday Night LIVE, Vensuvio, you blithering idiot!

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#13 Oct 26 2004 at 11:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Ah integrity issues. Would I suppose if she wanted to she could always say that she just wanted to do lip syncing on SNL because she felt nervous about messing up on a show where she'd get alot of attention and people watching at home who were too out of it to use the band break in the show to make a sandwich.

I just have a hard time seeing why its so incredible someone would do something as goofy as lip syncing on a live show when people usually would watch the show for funny skits rather than for the music they do. I've heard of people lip syncing at huge concerts where you'd think they'd try doing live music rather than play a CD.

Edited, Wed Oct 27 00:23:05 2004 by Vensuvio
#14 Oct 27 2004 at 8:27 AM Rating: Default
what a dumb *****.
#15REDACTED, Posted: Oct 27 2004 at 8:38 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) F*ck U all...she's hot as hell, and not to bright to boot, now if she can just learn to cook.
#16 Oct 27 2004 at 9:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Her official website's newest news article explains her slip-up, and another excuse is released. "My acid reflux was acting up."



So "acid reflux" is the latest euphemism for 'complete lack of talent'?
#17 Oct 27 2004 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pretty bad when your gut sings better than you do.
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#18 Oct 27 2004 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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While not unattractive, I'd hardly qualify Miss Simpson as "hot as hell".
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#19 Oct 27 2004 at 10:13 AM Rating: Decent
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While not unattractive, I'd hardly qualify Miss Simpson as "hot as hell".


She's definatly at the bottom of the list of current teen pop stars.

I'm guessing it was the impromptu 'hoedown' that won him over
#20 Oct 27 2004 at 10:24 AM Rating: Decent
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She'll never work in this town AGAIN!!!

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#21 Oct 27 2004 at 10:50 AM Rating: Default
"what a dumb *****."

Edited = What a dumb doable *****.
#22 Oct 27 2004 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent
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A teen pop star lip synching? What's the world coming to?

Next you'll be telling me reality TV is edited or something.
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