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KABUL, Afghanistan - Counting in Afghanistan (news - web sites)'s presidential election concluded Tuesday, with U.S.-backed interim leader Hamid Karzai the clear winner, a senior official said.
Wow, imagine that, the US Govenor General of Afganistan won the free election admist rampant accusations of fraud.
What were the chances of that!
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Well, we can alway pray that Bush's election fixing team won't make it back to the states in time for our elections.
What? the election in Afghanistan didnt end the violence or secure the legitimacy of the government that was hand picked by the United States?
Well I am sure that it will work in Iraq.....right?
You think by now people would understand that the United States only recognizes freely elected officials who share there views Chile and Salvador Allende found that out the hard way, and Ortega and the Sandanistas in Nicaragua also
Well I am sure that it will work in Iraq.....right?
You think by now people would understand that the United States only recognizes freely elected officials who share there views Chile and Salvador Allende found that out the hard way, and Ortega and the Sandanistas in Nicaragua also
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Well, we can alway pray that Bush's election fixing team won't make it back to the states in time for our elections.
I think they might already be here.
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a voter complained that she pressed John Kerry's name and a check appeared next to George Bush's name.
Some people in Florida don't trust the voting machines either.
I think of Karzai as a muppet.
It's time to play the music!
It's time to light the lights!
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!
It's time to play the music!
It's time to light the lights!
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!
I think of Totem as Sam the Eagle, though I usually don't say it out loud.
And I think of Varrus as Beeker
And I think of Varrus as Beeker
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hell no, Beeker is much funnier than varrus!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Hahaha!
Actually one of the previous roommates in my house was nicknamed Beeker...
Actually one of the previous roommates in my house was nicknamed Beeker...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I worked with a guy who looks like you, but with a much skinnier face. It was pretty comical.
A skinnier face? Was it just a skull??
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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And I think of Varrus as Beeker
How could you insult him like that??
Beeker, of course
'Cause no one can understand what in the hell he's going on about?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think of him more like Gonzo, he's a weirdo that no one really likes, and he has a thing fof chickens.
Not that I care to match each Alla regular, but I don't think anyone here can argue against the fact that Kao = Scooter.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And Skeeter is miss piggy.
No, you're fozzie, because none of his jokes are funny either.
Proof is one of the 3rd tier characters that people only know by vague description and aren't even sure they have a name.
I hereby dub Proof "That guy who had a boomerang fish".
I hereby dub Proof "That guy who had a boomerang fish".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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No, you're fozzie, because none of his jokes are funny either.
Couldn't we justlet him be one of the chickens and lock him in a closet with varrass and Chef?
Varus always reminded me of Crazy Harry. Except instead of showing up when someone mentions bomb or explosion and causing an explosion Varus shows up and causes a flame war or at least attempts to.
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Incidentally, by the same mothod I named Proof, I hereby name Elshan "Pigs in Space Crewmember #2"
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Proof is one of the 3rd tier characters that people only know by vague description and aren't even sure they have a name.
I hereby dub Proof "That guy who had a boomerang fish".
I hereby dub Proof "That guy who had a boomerang fish".
RACK that...
Jophiel wrote:
Proof is one of the 3rd tier characters that people only know by vague description and aren't even sure they have a name.
I hereby dub Proof "That guy who had a boomerang fish".
I hereby dub Proof "That guy who had a boomerang fish".
His name was Lew Zealand.
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I know which muppet I am.
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