Thanks,
Make a joke and get flamed.
Here's one you might like:
Bush and Kerry decide to have an ice-fishing contest. They both go up to Alaska and set up camp. On day one, they both go out and fish all day. At the end of the day, they come back and Kerry has 15 fish while Bush has none.
Day 2 comes around, and they go out again. Kerry comes back with 20, while Bush still has none. Day 3 goes by with similar results.
Bush is mad at this point and calls Cheney. "I think Kerry is cheating," Cheney says, "go follow him tomorrow."
Next day, Bush follows Kerry. At night, Bush calls Cheney, "You were right, Kerry drilled a hole in the ice."