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Holy crap! Further proof that this country needs a fresh new injection of some brown blood, pronto!
I'd vote for either you or skeet. ^_^
Who went and looked that up?
Originally? Who knows? I just found the link on this site.
This makes them 12th cousins?
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I'd vote for either you or skeet. ^_^
We could never run based on the Colin Powell Principle. We're brown, for crying out loud!
Taber wrote:
This makes them 12th cousins?
9th, twice seperated.
Yeah, they're about as closely related as Aragorn and Arwen.
/geek mode off
The only part of my family tree I'm ashamed of is my uncle, the D.A.R.E. officer, and his son, my cousin, also a police officer. What's a pothead like me gonna do?
/geek mode off
The only part of my family tree I'm ashamed of is my uncle, the D.A.R.E. officer, and his son, my cousin, also a police officer. What's a pothead like me gonna do?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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What's a pothead like me gonna do?
Spark outside at family gatherings?
Heh. My brother likes to do that, but I won't toke anywhere near my extended family. We all get drunk as skunks anyways, so it's all good.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I bet that, if tracked back far enough, I'm a distant relative of both presidential candidates too. I don't see why that's such a big deal.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Its not a big deal. It's mildly amusing.
9th, twice seperated.
I imagine they're 6th cousins to Kevin Bacon too.
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I imagine they're 6th cousins to Kevin Bacon too.
But I'd imagine it would take no more than 2 degrees of separation to get back to him for either.
Yea Im ashamed of mine. I still have a few black people on my tree hanging in there. Shoulda cut the rope of few decades ago. Oh well.
Elsahn wrote:
Yea Im ashamed of mine. I still have a few black people on my tree hanging in there. Shoulda cut the rope of few decades ago. Oh well.
You know that's a lie...telephone poles have no branches.
People still use the "black people in family tree" joke?
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The only part of my family tree I'm ashamed of is my uncle, the D.A.R.E. officer, and his son, my cousin, also a police officer. What's a pothead like me gonna do?
Steal the key to the evidence room.
I'd almost rather steal the keys to the confiscated Ferrari-turned-D.A.R.E.-mobile! VROOOM!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I'd almost rather steal the keys to the confiscated Ferrari-turned-D.A.R.E.-mobile! VROOOM!
My town sucked, we had a Corvette :/
That' reminds me. One time me and my buddies just got done playing baseball at a local park when a Lamborghini pulled into the parking lot and the driver tried peeling out. Couldn't get the tires to peel for like 10 min than he gave up and left. Me and my friends were laughing so hard. edited for grammar, too lazy to preview.
Edited, Fri Oct 22 16:04:01 2004 by mentalfrog
How retarded. I can get the tires in my '02 Saturn FWD auto trans. to squeal...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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