Kerry shoots a goose in the back!Follow

Well, the Great Flip-flopping Prevaricator went goose hunting today. It's my understanding that the goose was running away from him and was armed with a ******, err, beak and two wings. To avoid shocking PETA and the anti-gun/anti-hunter dipsh1ts, Kerry had his "guide" carry the animal out of the depths of the corn field.

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Updated: 9:28 p.m. ET Oct. 21, 2004
Later that day at a Senate investigation, Kerry testified that, "He had been told stories of times where they (other hunters) had personally shot, cut off wings, cut off heads, microwaved on high power, gutted, shotgunned bodies, randomly fired at all kinds of unarmed civilian wildfowl, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of Ohio in the course of seeking out VC geese."

A well placed insider on the Kerry campaign staff said Kerry will write himself up for a Distinguished Flying Cross, since the bird had wings.

Totem

The wife and I were in the bar eating and I thought it was funny that CNN was showing pictures of someone coming out of the cornfield carrying geese. (couldn’t see who it was)


Some might say it would be political suicide to go hunting two weeks before the election.

I think it's great!

This is the man we need in office.

Oh, c'mon, Skeet, is that the best you can give me? A rolling of the eyes? At least gimme a GFY. I'd never taken you for being a political hack like me. It's always been nonpartisan d1ck and fart jokes from you.

I'm hurt.

Totem

Sometimes "actions" speak louder than words, dear Totem.

I dunno about that, Alla. I mean, Bush is from Texas you know. Those bastards are crazy.

Twiztid

Course Bush wasnt born in Texas.

Oh, c'mon, look at how monotonous and stiff Kerry is, and the size of his jaw - he's obviously a flesh-covered cyborg! He would eat Bush's bullets, rip his arms out and beat Bush to death with them!

If there was a Bush/Kerry duel, Kerry would be in the next state over shooting at other people, then testify about the atrocities commited by American duelers. Bush would be no where to be found, but someone else would show up for the duel. Later, it would be discovered that Bush Sr. aranged W to be in the "dueling understudy" program, and so someone else had to go duel Kerry in W's place.

a physcial duel I think would rock. how interesting would this be right between the debates. It would make the debates more interesting with the anticipation of a physical encounter.

then in the debate FOLLOWING the duel, the winner could make sudden moves then punch em and say "two for flinching!" >)



only haters use WMDs.

Both would be grand.

Hi, I'm Paul, and I endorse this election process... although.. Chelsey could stand to be left out yeeeesh. Mud wrestling is NOT retroactive!

Yeah, that's fu[u][/u]cking hilarious.

Gots some Family Circle gems you want to bust out to top that?