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#52 Oct 22 2004 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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Taber. The problem you are having is that you seem to be unable to recognize what a sotry is about.

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1 paragraph telling that Kerry was endorsed.

1 paragraph telling why he was endorsed merged with why it was qualified.

2 paragraphs on why it was qualiied

1 paragraph of the dissenting group who wants to be neutral

2 paragraph of background info

8 paragraphs on why the dissenting group that wants Bush wants Bush

why does the minority's reasons get 8 paragraphs while the majority's gets 3?


Simple. The *story* was about the fact that the Muslim community is sharply divided over which candidate to endorse. So much so that one of the 10 gropus that make up the AMT broke away from the group over the decision.

How is that *not* news?

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Why is 2/3 of the majority's space devoted to explaining why it's hedging?


Because that is the story! At what point in the world did our news have to be simlified to "which guy won?"? Ever think that the reasons for a decision are as important as the decision itself?

See. The problem is that you are so used to news media that simply spoonfeeds you the simple answer and fast forwards to the end, and just allows you to assume all the stuff in between (cuse it's convenient to ignore the details), that when you see news that actually explains the entire process and the conflict involved in a decision, you get all confused and start scratching your head.

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Why is this, which should be a somewhat positive thing for Kerry, presented in such a negative light?


The story didn't present *either* candidate in a positive light. The "story" was that neither one is preferred particularly by the Muslims in this country, but they had to pick one, and they had a huge fight, and lots of arguing, and finally by a narrow margin chose Kerry.

Your complaint essentially is that they didn't just say "Kerry is preferred by Muslims in the US", and ignore the fact that neither one really is.

Again. The story is about the disagreement within the community. Not about which one actually "won". Real life is a bit more complex then that...


[/quote]so you found some diction that you think is anti Bush? well, I'm convinced.[/quote]

Look. You may be totally naive about things like propaganda and its use, but language and *which words* are used is actually more important in forming peoples opinions about something then what you actually say in a story.

The differences between the folowing are *huge* in how they will be recieved by the public:

"Bush attacked Kerry about his new tax plan"
"Bush disagreed with Kerry's new tax plan"
"Bush questioned Kerry's new tax plan"
"Bush questioned Kerry on taxes"
"Kerry's tax plan questioned"
"Kerry's tax plan attacked"

All present different degrees of various qualities to each candidate, and will play differently depending on the situation. In general, saying someone "attacks" someone else, simply implies violence and antisocialness. Disagreement, or questinoning, implies logic or thought. There's a wide variety of words that can be used in any particular situation, and seeing which ones a reporter chooses to use is extremely telling about the reporters slant towards the subject matter.


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oh, and an article about Cheney's daughter mentions some political ramifications abbout Cheney's daughter


Except you missed it again. The story wasn't about Cheney's daughter's sexuality. It was about Keyes extreme position on homosexuality. I find it extremely amusing that you read that story and thought it was about his daughter though. Thats exactly what the author wanted you to come away thinking. While the "news" was about Keyes, the message the author wants you to walk away with is that "Cheney's daughter is gay, and he's the VP to the president who's against gay marriage, and isn't that inconsistent?"


You are really a sucker for media manipulation, aren't you?
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#53 Oct 22 2004 at 6:15 AM Rating: Decent
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It's really better not to bother to respond to Gbaji. He's not going to answer any obvious blatent errors in post or lack of any logical or rational foundation, he's just going to repeat the same flawed argument over and over changing the assumption that is it's foundation repeadetly as it turns out to be repetitively false.

Just pat him on the head and smile like you would a child who's explaining to you how Santa get's down the chimney.

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#54 Oct 22 2004 at 6:20 AM Rating: Decent
All I got to say is that Fox-News said that Bush won the 1st debate over and over and over! LOL! That had to be the proving point if nothing else. As much as Bush staggered around the questions and studdered/shrugged, and generally acted like a little kid talking to his daddy after being caught doing something very very embarassing, yeah HE COMPLETELY LOST THAT DEBATE, and if you can't see that, you are just as deluted in the kool-aid as the rest of the repugs.

And please, show me how CNN is biased, please, I've been looking for a left wing channel lately after seeing Bush defeated in 3 debates back to back.
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CNN isn't biased politically. They have thier own agenda, as does every news source, but it has nothing to do with electing Kerry. Fox on the other hand has clear bias towards Bush's re-election.

When 19 out of 20 "news analysts" are writers for fringe right wing pulications like the Washinton Times it doesn't take a rocket scientist to notice there's a clear agenda.
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#56 Oct 22 2004 at 6:40 AM Rating: Decent
Idk, I miss the days when a president made us feel good and smiled alot. This president makes me feel like I'm being scolded by not being for Iraq, even though the facts he said were facts are not truths according to the facts. I was never for this war. You want WMDs? There here in Anniston, Alabama. 3000 tons of saren gas. There all over the globe, and prolly more now that Bush hasn't done anything about North Korea or Iran. If he really cared about WMDs there are FAR MORE IMPORTANT PLACES TO GO TO FOR THAT PURPOSE. Drink your kool-aid kids, its soooo good for you! And ***** saddam, I could care less. I want to see Bin Laden dead, and this president HAS NOT cared about him. He even admitted he didnt care about him. I praise Kerry for calling him out on that in the last debate. Bush actually said "I'm not that worried about Bin Laden". What a f***ing jerk! Well I care ALOT about Bin Laden and what he did to NY. Its time for a change, and god willing, we will have one very soon. We need a person to make Americans feel at ease and willing to work, and go spend their money every Friday without just staying at the house with tons of fear about tommorrow. I have to say, I am not better off than I was 4 years ago money wise, spiritually, and emotionally. All this BS Bush has fed me has drove me crazy. He really does not have a clue about American needs. We need peace of mind that Bin Laden is a priority, and not something that is not "worried" about. ***** your saddam, I could care less about him. Show me Bin Laden in jail, and I MIGHT respect this president after all the BS he fed us, the flat out LIES he has told, and the position he has put this country in in the rest of the world. And let's not even talk about how the senate decided the last election and not the voters. Say what you will, I know my facts. Maybe you should go do the research yourself and lay off the Fox-News kool-aid.
#57 Oct 22 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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If he really cared about WMDs there are FAR MORE IMPORTANT PLACES TO GO TO FOR THAT PURPOSE.


Just another example of the oversimplification of the issue (gee. Where does that come from?).

It's not about who has WMD. Or even numbers of WMD. It's about which WMD are most likely to end up in the hands of terrorists.

Hence the whole "war on terror" thing. I would have thought the connection was obvious...


Heck. The report on Iraqs WMD released recently said that they had them, but not a militarily significant amount. Now ask yourself something (I know. It's hard. You've been programmed not to think):

Why would Saddam go through such great lengths to keep and conceal a non-militarily significant amount of WMD? He can't win a war with them. He can't defeat a military opponent with them. What use are they?

Dunno. It would seem immediately obvious that if it's not in signficant quantities to be militarily useful, that pretty much leave *civilian* targets. Think about that for a freaking minute...

Funny thing is that people like Smash actually read the "non-militarily significant amount of WMD" bit and thought that meant that Saddam posed no threat. Hello! It's not the "war on Saddam's military". It's the "war on terror". Wake up and smell the 21st century! Sheesh...
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#58 Oct 22 2004 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I get really tired of all the **** with regard to WMD's.

No one want to remember that most sane people thought that Saddam still had WMD's through the 90's. That's why the UN inspectors we there.

Who would have thought that the dumb f*ck Saddam would be bluffing the world and be fighting inspections when he had dis-assembled his programs.

Most of the sane people were against the war for two reasons;

1) The US didn't have the "right" to invade a sovereign nation.
2) We would be going into a situation simular to Israel/Palestine and would be entrenched (as we are).

With regard to 1 - I struggled with this issue but ended up believing that we could not wait until Saddam developed WMD's and then used them (probably on Israel). While I did not believe this to be a direct threat to the US I did and do believe that Saddam could have pulled all of us into WWIII by launching a WMD into Israel. That to me constitutes a viable threat.

With regard to 2 - Once you decide that 1 is viable you have to deal with 2 because you are going in.

I think all of the ******* now is all hindsight second guessing and we can all see that there was no "immediate" threat of WMD's.

Additionally, it is obvious that Saddam was buying his way out of the santions (Oil for Food program) and eventually would have been back on track and WOULD have re-started his WMD programs.

In the end (where we are) we just need to suck it up, quitourbitchin and let's get this situation under control.

ps The f*ckin UN was not, is not, and never will be the solution. To anything.


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That's ridiculous...just because they are using the hard nosed tactics that have been used against the left for 25 years or more....they're scary.


Oh imagine that, someone else piping in from the poor victimized party that is the Left. Boo hoo, i feel so sorry for you. You've been picked on for 25 years, it's about time you get yours. Let's make a governmental agency to make sure that happens. That way you won't have to do any "dirty" work to get respect, the governmental agency will do it for you!!!

Edited, Fri Oct 22 15:55:41 2004 by ntredame
#60 Oct 22 2004 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Heck. The report on Iraqs WMD released recently said that they had them, but not a militarily significant amount. Now ask yourself something (I know. It's hard. You've been programmed not to think):


Yeah, I have a couple of bucks in my pocket...I just might buy Microsoft.

#61 Oct 22 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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That's ridiculous...just because they are using the hard nosed tactics that have been used against the left for 25 years or more....they're scary.


Oh imagine that, someone else piping in from the poor victimized party that is the Left. Boo hoo, i feel so sorry for you. You've been picked on for 25 years, it's about time you get yours. Let's make a governmental agency to make sure that happens. That way you won't have to do any "dirty" work to get respect, the governmental agency will do it for you!!!

Edited, Fri Oct 22 15:55:41 2004 by ntredame


What are you going to do? Meet us after school in the parking lot? Shove us in a locker?

Grow up, Pubbie fu[u][/u]ck.
#62 Oct 22 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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That's it pickle...after school, we're meeting on the soccer field and settling this once and for all!



Unless my mom is here to pick me up early.
#63 Oct 22 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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No one want to remember that most sane people thought that Saddam still had WMD's through the 90's. That's why the UN inspectors we there.


Negative. They were there to keep him honest.

Everyone knew he WANTED to re-develop his weapons program. That's a long, long way from assuming that he had.
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No one want to remember that most sane people thought that Saddam still had WMD's through the 90's. That's why the UN inspectors we there.


Negative. They were there to keep him honest.

Everyone knew he WANTED to re-develop his weapons program. That's a long, long way from assuming that he had.


For how long though? And what do you think was going to happen the moment UN inspectors left and sanctions were lifted?

It's abundantly obvious that Iraq was simply stringing the UN along until they lost interest. And his plan was working. The only reason he didn't get away with it is because the US took action. I find it amazing that so many people sit back and second guess this, or try to deny that that's exactly what was happening and exactly where this was all heading.


The really amusing part is that the ISG has confirmed exactly what I've been arguing for a couple years now on this issue on this forum:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/06_10_04_isg.pdf


Read the first couple pages. It pretty much confirms everything I've argued, and supports nearly verbatim every reason listed in the Resolution approving military force in Iraq asked for by Bush.

One huge quote:

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By 2000-2001, Saddam had managed to mitigate many of the effects of sanctions and undermine their international support. Iraq was within striking distance of a de facto end to the sanctions regime, both in terms of oil exports and trade embargo, by the end of 1999.



Oil for food was a bribe to the UN nations to get them to back off of Iraq. And it was working. There is every indication that withing a year or so, sanctions would have been lifted on Iraq, and Iraq would have gone directly into WMD production.


Exactly how much proof is required before people will accept that the failure here wasn't in the US overstepping it's bounds, but in the UN failing to do what it should have done. Exactly how many resolutions saying "We really mean it this time" are required. It's ridiculous when you start reading not just the UN resolutions, but those in the US congress through the 90s. Resolution after resolution stating that Iraq is in violation of X and Y and Z, and gee they should really stop that. At some point, you have to take action instead of just talking about how someone shouldn't be doing what they are doing.

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#65 Oct 22 2004 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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At some point, you have to take action instead of just talking about how someone shouldn't be doing what they are doing.

Ahh, yes. Rationalization 101, taught by Mr. Blonde:

"I told them not to touch the alarm. If they hadn't done what I told em not to do, they'd still be alive today."

I'm not arguing with you g, just can't pass up an opportunity to quote Reservoir Dogs. Smiley: grin

"I don't like alarms, Mr. White."
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#66 Oct 22 2004 at 5:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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For how long though? And what do you think was going to happen the moment UN inspectors left and sanctions were lifted?


You can't charge in, guns blazing, based on what MIGHT happen in the future.

Well, correction. Obviously you can. But it makes you an idiot cowboy who presents a clear and present danger to his own people.

The sanctions were still in place. The inspectors were still there. There were no WMD.
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For how long though? And what do you think was going to happen the moment UN inspectors left and sanctions were lifted?


You can't charge in, guns blazing, based on what MIGHT happen in the future.

Well, correction. Obviously you can. But it makes you an idiot cowboy who presents a clear and present danger to his own people.

The sanctions were still in place. The inspectors were still there. There were no WMD.


huh... http://www.yourcongress.com/ViewArticle.asp?article_id=2686

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Whereas United Nations Security Council Resolution 678 (1990) authorizes the use of all necessary means to enforce United Nations Security Council Resolution 660 (1990) and subsequent relevant resolutions and to compel Iraq to cease certain activities that threaten international peace and security, including the development of weapons of mass destruction and refusal or obstruction of United Nations weapons inspections in violation of United Nations Security Council Resolution 687 (1991), repression of its civilian population in violation of United Nations Security Council Resolution 688 (1991), and threatening its neighbors or United Nations operations in Iraq in violation of United Nations Security Council Resolution 949 (1994);

Whereas in the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution (Public Law 102-1), Congress has authorized the President `to use United States Armed Forces pursuant to United Nations Security Council Resolution 678 (1990) in order to achieve implementation of Security Council Resolution 660, 661, 662, 664, 665, 666, 667, 669, 670, 674, and 677';

Whereas in December 1991, Congress expressed its sense that it `supports the use of all necessary means to achieve the goals of United Nations Security Council Resolution 687 as being consistent with the Authorization of Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution (Public Law 102-1),' that Iraq's repression of its civilian population violates United Nations Security Council Resolution 688 and `constitutes a continuing threat to the peace, security, and stability of the Persian Gulf region,' and that Congress, `supports the use of all necessary means to achieve the goals of United Nations Security Council Resolution 688';



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SEC. 3. AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES.
(a) AUTHORIZATION- The President is authorized to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to be necessary and appropriate in order to--
(1) defend the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq; and
(2) enforce all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq.
(b) PRESIDENTIAL DETERMINATION- In connection with the exercise of the authority granted in subsection (a) to use force the President shall, prior to such exercise or as soon thereafter as may be feasible, but no later than 48 hours after exercising such authority, make available to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President pro tempore of the Senate his determination that--
(1) reliance by the United States on further diplomatic or other peaceful means alone either (A) will not adequately protect the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq or (B) is not likely to lead to enforcement of all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq; and
(2) acting pursuant to this joint resolution is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorist and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.


And just in case you're like Smash and are confused as to whether Congress has given the president war powers:

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(1) SPECIFIC STATUTORY AUTHORIZATION- Consistent with section 8(a)(1) of the War Powers Resolution, the Congress declares that this section is intended to constitute specific statutory authorization within the meaning of section 5(b) of the War Powers Resolution.




Wow. It sure as heck looks like that's exactly what Congress authorized. And it sure looks like they authorized it specifically because the UN said they were going to take action, but chose again and again to not do so.


It's not like one day we just decided to do this willy nilly. You can look up the series of US and UN resolutions regarding this issue. They go back over a decade, and essentially are a continuous string of "Iraq needs to stop doing X, or we'll do something bad to them...". Eventually, you have to carry through with the threat, or resolutions like that cease to have any power. The real issue here was the UN was showing that it had no teeth. It it is unable or unwilling to enforce it's own resolutions, then no one will obey them.


We tried peaceful methods. They didn't work. What else do you think we should have done? More of the same diplomacy that didn't work for the first 10 years? Didn't someone define insanity as continuing to do something that doesn't work over and over?...
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I only wrote like 4 paragraphs Nobby. The rest are quotes (and are kinda needed since they're sections of a freaking law).

Is that really too much for you to read? Exactly how can someone argue a point if they are unwilling to read the official legal document upon which the point they are arguing relies. Do we just make up what we *think* the truth should be? Seems like that's the method most people use today.

And that's kinda sad.
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I think his point is that most people read/post for entertainment and don't care for long, dry posts nor will they usually read them. You can bemoan that all you want but this ain't exactly Crossfire here.
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I dunno.. does getting a ******* in the White House compare to sticking vibrators up your *** or dragging your Hollywood wife to sex clubs and demanding that she "perform" in public?
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#73 Oct 23 2004 at 4:10 AM Rating: Decent
Bin Laden > Saddam

Bin Laden attacked NY
Saddam attacked his own people

Saddam in jail, great for the world, great for Iraq, bad for America at the momment. We are hated by more people in the world now because of Iraq. We are dying over bad inteligence, but for a good purpose I suppose in some respect.

Bin Laden is still free, planning more ****, bad for the world, bad for America

This president has said he is not worried about Bin Laden. You know he said it, and if you don't, look it up, he said it. It came out of his own mouth. This is not a lie.

If not worried about the person responsible for attacking us, why worry about someone who did not attack us?

Your reasoning, a POTENTAL threat is greater than a REAL threat?

Do you see my reasoning here?

The cops dont arrest people that might sell drugs, they arrest someone that has sold drugs. Thats the way the system works. You commit a crime, you pay the price. Today, no one has yet paid the price for a terrible crime committed, and yes, people have every right to be pissed off at this president and to hate him. Do you see why? I hope you do and can relate to humanity somewhat,..

Foot, mouth, place it.
#74 Oct 23 2004 at 11:43 AM Rating: Default
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Is that really too much for you to read?


Yes. Far too much. The thing you're missing here isn't that people don't want to read long posts. That's not true. People don't mind reading long posts.

People don't want to read long posts that accomplish nothing. You don't write long posts that explain complex logical conclusions. You don't write long posts that justify your arguments. You don't write long posts that offer anything new to the discussion.

You write 1000 word posts to say "Well, I disagree."

Your writing ability is horrendous. Not only can you seemingly not stay on topic for more than a dozen words without reaching some ludicrous fantasy conclusion, but you ussually have no idea what you're arguing against either so you just create arbitrary non existant arguments.

If I want to watch someone argue with their imaginary freinds, I'll take a stroll by a group of homeless people. At least that would be marginally interesting.



Exactly how can someone argue a point if they are unwilling to read the official legal document upon which the point they are arguing relies.


Everyone's allready read it. It's been posted 100 times. Further it's been explained to you, lo those 100 times, how it simply doesn't apply at all in the sense you attempt to use it as justification.

Your inability to either write engagingly or argue effectively leaves you with this last desperate attempt at justifying your argument. You're like a trial lawyer dropping a law book on the ground and saying "Look, it's right there in black and white! The Death Penalty applies to speeding!"

Quoting an objective source is meaningless when it does nothign to support your argument. I'm not sure who you're attempting to confuse into thinking there's some sort of factual foundation for your pablum splooging sillyness, I can only assume it's yourself.

Everyone else just laughs at you.


Do we just make up what we *think* the truth should be? Seems like that's the method most people use today.


No, most people start with the facts and dervie conclusions from it as opposed to starting with a conclusion, citing facts that don't support it all, declaring victory, repating the same argument in overly verbose form when people point how shockingly full of holes it is and then self righetously attempting to claim some sort of intelectual highground.

Let me share a secret with you, Sport. No one's buying it. It's not that I disagree with your conclusions, which I happen to here, it's this pathetic sad facade of an informed psuedo-intelectual you attempt to put forth that's the problem.

Get over it. You're a server monkey. No one cares if you understand the rationale for why one nation invades another (which you clearly don't) or the legal justifications for same. Your oppinion on the matter is meaningless. Not just to me, but to EVERYONE. Your posturing attempts as convincing people you've studied the situation any more dillegently than by listening to talk radio are failing, have failed and will continue to fail.

Taking 5000 words to prove you're a fool doesn't make you any less of one, contrary to what you apparently belive.

Seek help.


And that's kinda sad.


Indeed. More than sad. Pathetic really.

Heh. Folks.

The intresting thing is that you don't seem to realize it. Heh. Um. Heh.

Folks.

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#75 Oct 23 2004 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
fantasy conlcusion? Myabe your the one living in a la-la land. Look in the mirror before you call names. Your the only jerk I see around here.
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fantasy conlcusion? Myabe your the one living in a la-la land. Look in the mirror before you call names. Your the only jerk I see around here.


Thanks for taking the time out of your busy professional bowling groupie schedule to post.

I appreciate it.
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