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It just isn't the full "Smash Experience"©
Which could in turn be applied to Christianity/religion in general
Preaching to the leader of the Atheist Choir, esse.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Baron von DewVictim wrote:
It just isn't the full "Smash Experience"©
Complete with "release".
The Catholic church is all about history.
We seriously need to freshen up a little.
Maybe some gospel rap or rock?
Original song: Korn - Y'all Want A Single
Remake: Preacher - Y'all Want A Saviour
Yo yo in da.. chuuurchaaa
Diz is DJ Preacher lift the roooof!
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Boom Boom Boom Boom
What's going on today?
We gotta pray away
We got a problem and
I think it's going to make us go down
They think we're all the same
And always we're to blame
For crap that gave us fame
It's time to speak his name
I think it's time to pray for everything cuz we're not gay
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that [x4]
What's going on today?
Why must it be this way?
We're going nowhere and
We're still not feeling the need to kneel down
They think we're all the same
And always we're to blame
For crap that gave us fame
It's time to speak his name
I think it's time to pray for everything cuz we're not gay
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that [x4]
We are the ones saving yo' b-hind
We are the hope to drown out your mind
All across the world you think we're to found
All across the world we're kneeling right down
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that God [x4]
Goooooooooood
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that [x6]
I know it's a bit long, but couldn't do a link.
Yes, I changed the words, I know
We seriously need to freshen up a little.
Maybe some gospel rap or rock?
Original song: Korn - Y'all Want A Single
Remake: Preacher - Y'all Want A Saviour
Yo yo in da.. chuuurchaaa
Diz is DJ Preacher lift the roooof!
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Boom Boom Boom Boom
What's going on today?
We gotta pray away
We got a problem and
I think it's going to make us go down
They think we're all the same
And always we're to blame
For crap that gave us fame
It's time to speak his name
I think it's time to pray for everything cuz we're not gay
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that [x4]
What's going on today?
Why must it be this way?
We're going nowhere and
We're still not feeling the need to kneel down
They think we're all the same
And always we're to blame
For crap that gave us fame
It's time to speak his name
I think it's time to pray for everything cuz we're not gay
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that [x4]
We are the ones saving yo' b-hind
We are the hope to drown out your mind
All across the world you think we're to found
All across the world we're kneeling right down
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that God [x4]
Goooooooooood
Y'all want a Saviour say praise that
Praise that, praise that [x6]
I know it's a bit long, but couldn't do a link.
Yes, I changed the words, I know
I'm just playing Buddha's advocate.
Complete with "release".
I prefer "Happy Ending"
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Prince pickleprince wrote:
I'm just playing Buddha's advocate.
Damn thats my job.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Qaoz wrote:
Yes, I changed the words, I know
Holy hell, you think we'd actually know that?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Smash so horny! Smash love you long time!
Tare wrote:
Holy hell, you think we'd actually know that?
I was kinda hoping.
Baron wrote:
Smash so horny! Smash love you long time!
Full Metal Jacket is a good movie.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!
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"Sometimes the cures is worse than the disease"
Which could in turn be applied to Christianity/religion in general....
Which could in turn be applied to Christianity/religion in general....
Looking at the results of the cure I would argue that doesn't seem to hold true. Even taking into account we do not fully understand the disease.
fan + flames
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Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I'm making a trilogy post here.
Anyways, a little joke:
In the sweltering summer of 1776, the Founding Fathers sat at a table in Philadelphia working on the Constitution. It had been a long day.
One Founding Father said, 'Whew! It's warm in here.'
Another Founding Father replied, 'Shall I open the window?'
The first Founding Father said, 'No, that's alright. I'll just remove my jacket and roll up my sleeves.'
A third Founding Father said, 'Now there's a good idea. We should include that in the Constitution!'
Founding Father number one said, 'What? Give people a constitutional right to remove their jackets and roll up their sleeves while working?'
Another Founding Father said, 'That's good, but can't you punch that up a little?'
So Founding Father number one said, 'Okay, how about this: 'All citizens shall have the right to bare arms.'?'
Anyways, a little joke:
In the sweltering summer of 1776, the Founding Fathers sat at a table in Philadelphia working on the Constitution. It had been a long day.
One Founding Father said, 'Whew! It's warm in here.'
Another Founding Father replied, 'Shall I open the window?'
The first Founding Father said, 'No, that's alright. I'll just remove my jacket and roll up my sleeves.'
A third Founding Father said, 'Now there's a good idea. We should include that in the Constitution!'
Founding Father number one said, 'What? Give people a constitutional right to remove their jackets and roll up their sleeves while working?'
Another Founding Father said, 'That's good, but can't you punch that up a little?'
So Founding Father number one said, 'Okay, how about this: 'All citizens shall have the right to bare arms.'?'
Lord xythex wrote:
Quote:
"Sometimes the cures is worse than the disease"
Which could in turn be applied to Christianity/religion in general....
Which could in turn be applied to Christianity/religion in general....
Looking at the results of the cure I would argue that doesn't seem to hold true. Even taking into account we do not fully understand the disease.
fan + flames
You could argue that....but it ain't true. :P
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You could argue that....but it ain't true. :P
Overall I feel the world is in a better place because of religion than it would be without it.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Lord xythex wrote:
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You could argue that....but it ain't true. :P
Overall I feel the world is in a better place because of religion than it would be without it.
Good for you.
I believe that the belief in a supreme being is a corruption of an ancient riddle whose solution is one of the answers of why we're here. (And the completion of the riddle is just plain fun.)
Good for me.
Edited, Thu Oct 21 17:02:47 2004 by pickleprince
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Good for you.
I believe that the belief in a supreme being is a corruption of an ancient riddle whose solution is one of the answers of why we're here. (And the completion of the riddle is just plain fun.)
Good for me.
I believe that the belief in a supreme being is a corruption of an ancient riddle whose solution is one of the answers of why we're here. (And the completion of the riddle is just plain fun.)
Good for me.
That is not the way to start a heated debate...
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Lord xythex wrote:
Quote:
Good for you.
I believe that the belief in a supreme being is a corruption of an ancient riddle whose solution is one of the answers of why we're here. (And the completion of the riddle is just plain fun.)
Good for me.
I believe that the belief in a supreme being is a corruption of an ancient riddle whose solution is one of the answers of why we're here. (And the completion of the riddle is just plain fun.)
Good for me.
That is not the way to start a heated debate...
We've done that one recently.
And I always win...
So let's just agree that I'm right and eat ice cream.
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I'm Catholic, but I still don't get why only men can become priests and why they have to live in celibacy.
Men can only become priests because when Peter began the church the times dictated men were the leaders of the community, for the most part. There is also the theory that Mary Magdalin was actually the closest person to Christ and Peter was jealous and therefore wanted to keep her from being able to spread the teachings through a organized religion.
Celibacy was not actually a rule until about the 1400 or 1500's. This came into effect when too many clergy were having too many children and bastards, and then leaving the churches lands and also the churches titles to thier own children. This was a way for the Church to keep the money, land; and also allow them to bestow thier own titles instead of having Preacher Bobs son become Preacher John just cause he was the son of Preacher Bob.
Adressing the OP, celibacy has nothing to do with child molestation. A child molester is not attracted to women, and even if he screws a woman quite regularly will always always always attempt to relieve himself sexually with a child, whether it's by means of pornography, touching or rape. Pedophilia is an illness, and the only way to treat it is to drug the person almost unconscious and/or wait for age to make them impotent or unable to attack a minor.
In other words, priests that molest little boys do it because molesting little boys is the only way to get their rocks off.
In other words, priests that molest little boys do it because molesting little boys is the only way to get their rocks off.
You can't really blame the priests.. I mean, look at who they're following
That Jesus doesn't look too happy, though. He looks kind of uncomfortable.
One of those kids is touching him in his special place.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In other words, priests that molest little boys do it because molesting little boys is the only way to get their rocks off.
Right, becoming a preist is a good cover for molesting children, not a motivation.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Right, becoming a preist is a good cover for molesting children, not a motivation.
A better cover might be owning a toy store or a daycare, or being a Boy Scout troop leader. I don't imagine many molesters think the Church is a good deal, seeing as most cells aren't equipped with the requisite computers for viewing child pron. I think most molesters get into it thinking that there is a cure for them (and that the church will bring them closer to it)when sadly there is not. Of course as the disease advances they feel less guilt and become more convinced that they are in the right somehow and that this child was flirting with them and they asked for it.
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