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I don't know if it's just me, but if a man can't get laid, won't he get just a bit more distracted by the opposite sex than if he was married?
If he's truely been called to serve God, self denial is the sacrafice he accepts for the power to communicate more closely with the devine than a layperson.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well, in a practical sense, I can honestly say I'm nowhere near as distracted by women as I was when I was single. I have a girl I love very much and feel more free to pursue my daily interests. My ***** does a lot less of the thinking for me these days.
know all about angry Roman Catholics, I did 15 years in a RC school system and my family is not even baptized or catholic or anything. My parents were just ******
Hahahah.
They should have sent you to a Kibuttz for the summer.
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Just to clarify, I dont hate catholics at all.. I'm a methodist and I believe that catholics arent "wrong" just .. mistaken.. I was born and raised a christian and I will die believing what ive been lead to believe all my life.
Because all Catholics are little boy fu[u][/u]ckers. Just like all black people love chicken right?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Hahahah.
They should have sent you to a Kibuttz for the summer.
They should have sent you to a Kibuttz for the summer.
I begged to be sent to the Jewish summer camp down the lake from us mainly because it had a ratio of 90 girls to every 10 boys and (I am now going to be about as shallow as I get) the pretty girl to ugly girl ratio was about 75:25.
Those are ratios I could get down with. All the girls were American and from extremely rich family and sometimes we would take a boat down the lake for 45 min and hang out with them. Good times were had.
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encyclopedias are the opiate of the masses
It's true.
Damn capitalists and their knowledge!
Damn capitalists and their knowledge!
I'm a methodist and I believe that catholics arent "wrong" just .. mistaken
Ahh, Bulls[b][/b]hit. The Wesley's just made stuff up as they went along that would be beneficial to them personally.
Do you even know anything about the history of the Methodist Church?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
xythex wrote:
Because all Catholics are little boy ******** Just like all black people love chicken right?
Every religion feels it is the right one is the point im trying to make here.. Faithfull Catholics probably believe they are the one religion that is correct just as I believe that my faith is the way to go. No, not every priest is a "little boy ******" but the fact is there are some out there, and this cannot be denied.
Yay let's find out whose God has a bigger....
My God could totally beat yours up.
Sneaky Methodists, haven't been caught yet.
Yet.
Yet.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Baron wrote:
Damn capitalists and their knowledge!
Knowledge is power, hide it well.
Princess Tare wrote:
Sneaky Methodists, haven't been caught yet.
Yet.
Yet.
Its about as tricky as trying to catch a greased Scotsman.
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Rain wrote:
Just to clarify, I dont hate catholics at all.. I'm a methodist and I believe that catholics arent "wrong" just .. mistaken.. I was born and raised a christian and I will die believing what ive been lead to believe all my life.
That part right there really makes me sad. Do you really believe these Christian beliefs, deep in your mind?
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm a methodist and I believe that catholics arent "wrong" just .. mistaken
Ahh, Bulls[b][/b]hit. The Wesley's just made stuff up as they went along that would be beneficial to them personally.
Do you even know anything about the history of the Methodist Church?
Can we just ignore the 1000's of years of history of the Catholic Church?
Why do Catholics hate not being hypocritical so much?
Honestly i do wonder sometimes..
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Sneaky Methodists, haven't been caught yet.
Yet.
Yet.
Its about as tricky as trying to catch a greased Scotsman.
Naw, they're Presbyterians mostly.
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I'm a methodist and I believe that catholics arent "wrong" just .. mistaken
That's pretty wishy-washy. If it makes you feel better, Catholic doctrine teaches that Methodists are actually wrong.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Can we just ignore the 1000's of years of history of the Catholic Church?
Huh?
REad for content, boy. The point was that Methodists are equally corrupt, not moreso.
No one's saying Innocent III was a better guy than the foudners of the Methodist Church.
There's an expression used reagrding the Reformation and the spread of Prodistanism from the time of Luther to the present day by the hierarchy of the Catholic Church. Cardinal (at the time Archbishop) Bernard Law said it to me once when I was asking him what he thought of Prodistanism:
graviora quaedam sunt remedia periculis
See if anyone but Nobby can figure out what it means.
Edited, Thu Oct 21 16:28:43 2004 by Smasharoo
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Can we just ignore the 1000's of years of history of the Catholic Church?
Huh?
REad for content, boy. The point was that Methodists are equally corrupt, not moreso.
No one's saying Innocent III was a better guy than the foudners of the Methodist Church.
One man's content, another man's trash.
I was just pointing out the plank in your eye as you were pointing out the mote in the OP's.
Same point as you...just underscoring the fact that the Catholic Church has been around longer....therefore they have accumulated more negative behaviour.
That's all.
Smasharoo wrote:
graviora quaedam sunt remedia periculis
See if anyone but Nobby can figure out what it means.
I think anyone with google can.
Good point.
This is why I'm so much more annoying in person.
This is why I'm so much more annoying in person.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smashicus Maximus wrote:
graviora quaedam sunt remedia periculis
See if anyone but Nobby can figure out what it means.
See if anyone but Nobby can figure out what it means.
"Sometimes the cures is worse than the disease"
Which could in turn be applied to Christianity/religion in general....
Just sayin'
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