Ok first you take a group of men and forbid them from having sex, such as the priesthood.
Then you make them sit in a little booth listening to everyones problems.
Finnaly you make them worship a virgin.
Something is going to snap in father bad touch's mind..
Discuss
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Is Father Badtouch related to Uncle Nastyfingers?
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You forgot to say "Discuss!" at the bottom of your post. That's the usual way of getting around not having a point.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think the vow of ceilbacy makes the dedication of Catholic Clergy more signfigant than that of Prodestand Clergy who make no sacrafice to God.
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
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I think the vow of ceilbacy makes the dedication of Catholic Clergy more signfigant than that of Prodestand Clergy who make no sacrafice to God.
you think that a certain clergy is better than other clergies? lol
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All I am saying that is if I have to give up ladies to become a priest then Jesus better give one hell of a ********"
No, it seems to me you can have fun with little boys and the church turns and looks the other way
you think that a certain clergy is better than other clergies? lol
More dedicated, for sure, allthgouh cleary not as dedicated as Islamic suicide bombers.
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I'm Catholic, but I still don't get why only men can become priests and why they have to live in celibacy.
That's just not normal, man!
That's just not normal, man!
i'd rather be part of a religion that kills americans than a religion that stops itself from ******** (yes i know muslims do this aswell)
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
"All I am saying that is if I have to give up ladies to become a priest then Jesus better give one hell of a ********"
Hahaha, best post ever Bhod!
Religion is the opi- oh, never mind.
I'm Catholic, but I still don't get why only men can become priests and why they have to live in celibacy.
1500 years of tradition, mostly.
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"be fruitful and multiply" seems to me the Catholics arent reading very well.
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"be fruitful and multiply" seems to me the Catholics arent reading very well.
Haven't you ever seen Monty Python's "The meaning of life"?.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!
I was gonna make a joke about swallowing to followup to my last one but then common sense kicked in and I remember you can only make so many jokes about god/jesus performing fellatio before you cross the line.
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Catholic priests live in celibacy to devote their entire life to the service of God. To avoid distraction, in other words.
I don't know if it's just me, but if a man can't get laid, won't he get just a bit more distracted by the opposite sex than if he was married?
After all, we men think about sex every 5th minute.
I don't know if it's just me, but if a man can't get laid, won't he get just a bit more distracted by the opposite sex than if he was married?
After all, we men think about sex every 5th minute.
And the Christians become enraged!!!
Rawr!
Rawr!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I request a satanic funeral!
BOO!
BOO!
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After all, we men think about sex every 5th minute.
Every fifth minute?? You ****.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Ok first you take a group of men and forbid them from having sex, such as the priesthood.
Then you make them sit in a little booth listening to everyones problems.
Finnaly you make them worship a virgin.
Something is going to snap in father bad touch's mind..
Then you make them sit in a little booth listening to everyones problems.
Finnaly you make them worship a virgin.
Something is going to snap in father bad touch's mind..
Thats similar to my theory:
First you take a bunch of lightbulbs and light em up every night.
Then you spin the earth around very fast so all the light bounces off the moon.
Eventually all of that light reaches the sun.
Bam! thats how the sun gets recharged!
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That's just not normal, man!
I think that's kinda the point, right? To set themselves apart, follow a higher calling, etc. etc.
"Normal" is for the, you should pardon the expression, layman.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Just to clarify, I dont hate catholics at all.. I'm a methodist and I believe that catholics arent "wrong" just .. mistaken.. I was born and raised a christian and I will die believing what ive been lead to believe all my life.
I know all about angry Roman Catholics, I did 15 years in a RC school system and my family is not even baptized or catholic or anything. My parents were just di[b][/b]cks.
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