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Currently on the BALCO diet.
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Currently on the ****** pregnant woman diet.
Currently on the ****** pregnant woman diet.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Would that be the diet where if you forget your snacks you start thinking the post-it notes on your desk might taste good?
Smasharoo wrote:
What was the single best thing you've done for a signifcant other, or them for you that's kept things going despite the inevitable lows?
There are lows? I wake up next to my wife every day wondering what massive act of charity I bestowed upon the world in a prior life to deserve her.
Amen dude... I've done some awful things in my days but right when I start turning things around I get the best gift this crazy universe could ever produce... A best friend and a true love.
Pikko Pots wrote:
Would that be the diet where if you forget your snacks you start thinking the post-it notes on your desk might taste good?
That's the one! What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I guess that's what I get for playing on the 8 foot nets with the ementary school ids
FTFY.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
varrussword wrote:
WOW!
The thought of posting hadn't really occured and I know all of you probably wish I'd have gone with that feeling. Nevertheless after reading about 5 of the posts I need some vindication. For God's sake people I read nadenu's slow dancing at some hillbilly bar to someone getting cut out I owe u's as a romantic gesture on valentines day. Again WOW!
Varus
The thought of posting hadn't really occured and I know all of you probably wish I'd have gone with that feeling. Nevertheless after reading about 5 of the posts I need some vindication. For God's sake people I read nadenu's slow dancing at some hillbilly bar to someone getting cut out I owe u's as a romantic gesture on valentines day. Again WOW!
Varus
This coming from the guy in the forums that doesn't have an S.O.. Hey Varus, have you tried dating a man, maybe the girls just don't do it for you ;) bwahahaha
Smasharoo wrote:
I guess that's what I get for playing on the 8 foot nets with the ementary school ids
FTFY.
Ids...
This thread rocks by the way.
my g/f looks like Alyson Hannigan and her life goal is world domination. God she's great.
Actually I'm eyeing this cute little chica bartender at a place I frequent. It's amazing how little you have to say if you're good looking, in shape, dressed professionally, and can show a litte flow.
Aren't you legally required to stay away from pre-schools?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
5'10" 165 lbs I'm only about an inch taller than my girl but we wear the same size shoe.. Great stuff!
6'7" and 210lbs.
Just had a haircut so probably about 205 now
Just had a haircut so probably about 205 now
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Leafy,
Actually I'm eyeing this cute little chica bartender at a place I frequent. It's amazing how little you have to say if you're good looking, in shape, dressed professionally, and can show a litte flow.
Varus
Actually I'm eyeing this cute little chica bartender at a place I frequent. It's amazing how little you have to say if you're good looking, in shape, dressed professionally, and can show a litte flow.
Varus
I thought it was all about race purity with you.
Quote:
Aren't you legally required to stay away from pre-schools?
Little Susie can see right through the fake beard and mustache Virus you freak.
Gadin
Quote:
Quote:
Leafy,
I'm a shallow git.
Varus
I'm a shallow git.
Varus
FTFY
Sorry, we don't come deep. It just is.
varrussword wrote:
I choose to be a recluse and read books and play with my pets and garden rather than frequent the bars and clubs
From this thread:
http://www.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1094065857644447089&page=3
varrussword wrote:
Actually I'm eyeing this cute little chica bartender at a place I frequent.
Flip-flop!
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
BAM!
Nobby-Rack for the Canuck Incubatrix !
Nobby-Rack for the Canuck Incubatrix !
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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I thought I warned you against thinking too much.
Varus
Varus
Did the warning involve threats to my life and manhood or was it the time you promised me sex?
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