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#1 Oct 19 2004 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
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In the hustle and bustle of every day, it's hard to remember your S.O. sometimes, or that matter, for them to remember you. I remember hearing from my mother that love is like a little plant that needs to be watered to grow, but damn if that isn't hard to remember when you've got one eye on the rent and both hands busy making dinner. Before you know it, months and maybe even years have passed.

What I'm curious to know is, do any of you feel like you're riding on the coattails of one supremely romantic, thoughtful moment, like you did one great thing years ago that you can always fall back on, or have you managed that delicate balance between humdrum everyday business without interrupting the flow of your pimp-juice? What was the single best thing you've done for a signifcant other, or them for you that's kept things going despite the inevitable lows?
#2 Oct 19 2004 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
text messaging, cell phones are great!
#3 Oct 19 2004 at 7:06 PM Rating: Good
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Just to keep in touch, or do you put some muscle into it and send snippets of Neruda?
#4 Oct 19 2004 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
Lots of @-}-------- just thinking about ya babe =)

and

Oh you remember when we......

or a simple

I love you <3
#5 Oct 19 2004 at 7:09 PM Rating: Default
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
I remember hearing from my mother that love is like a little plant that needs to be watered to grow, but damn if that isn't hard to remember when you've got one eye on the rent and both hands busy making dinner. Before you know it, months and maybe even years have passed.


I'm screwed. All my plants die.
#6 Oct 19 2004 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Atomicflea wrote:
I remember hearing from my mother that love is like a little plant that needs to be watered to grow,





That's why you get silk plants.



Ponder that one.
#7 Oct 19 2004 at 7:10 PM Rating: Decent
Baron von DewVictim wrote:
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
I remember hearing from my mother that love is like a little plant that needs to be watered to grow,





That's why you get silk plants.



Ponder that one.


Hookers?
#8 Oct 19 2004 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Atomicflea wrote:
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I remember hearing from my mother that love is like a little plant that needs to be watered to grow,
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That's why you get silk plants.



Ponder that one.

I read that as "silk pants." Hammertime!

Edited, Tue Oct 19 20:15:13 2004 by Atomicflea
#9 Oct 19 2004 at 7:13 PM Rating: Decent
hammertime yes, silk pants, no

Want to spice up your relationship, tell your man that you have a surprise for him and get freaky in some black lace underwear. If that doesnt work, get a threesome going
#10 Oct 19 2004 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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Hammer and love....let the good times roll.
#11 Oct 19 2004 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
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Warlord Lefein wrote:
hammertime yes, silk pants, no

Want to spice up your relationship, tell your man that you have a surprise for him and get freaky in some black lace underwear. If that doesnt work, get a threesome going



Does that work for you and your man, lefein? Smiley: lol
#12 Oct 19 2004 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
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Want to spice up your relationship, tell your man that you have a surprise for him and get freaky in some black lace underwear. If that doesnt work, get a threesome going
Sound advice. Black lace works wonders for lebido.

Although, for me atleast, one woman is enough for me to handle. I have my hands full (no pun intended) trying to please one girl, I can't imagine trying to please two.

Twiztid

Edited, Tue Oct 19 20:19:00 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
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#13 Oct 19 2004 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you.... my man

http://www.kwailam.com/gallery/album154/KwaiLam_2004_0142324
#14 Oct 19 2004 at 7:19 PM Rating: Good
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Want to spice up your relationship, tell your man that you have a surprise for him and get freaky in some black lace underwear. If that doesnt work, get a threesome going

I'm not talking about spicing up a relationship. I'm talking about the moment that you knew you were on your pimp game, romantically speaking.

Before I met Skeet, I let a very bad relationship continue based on the pimpalicious perfection of one night- This guy bought me flowers, a dress and shoes and showed up to my house to take me to dinner and dancing. I let him get away with a lot of ******** based on this one night.

On the other hand, once upon a time I asked a guy to sleep with me, no strings, if he promised not to get attached. He later proposed. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about.
#15 Oct 19 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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On the other hand, once upon a time I asked a guy to sleep with me, no strings, if he promised not to get attached.
I promise I won't get attached. Smiley: wink2

Twiztid
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#16 Oct 19 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Decent
oh, nah, I never tried to really pimp my girl. We've been friends for a long time so when we finally did get romantic sparks were flying all over the place.
#17 Oct 19 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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I promise I won't get attached.

Twiztid

/sarcasm
Didn't see that one coming. Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree here.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you.... my man

http://www.kwailam.com/gallery/album154/KwaiLam_2004_0142324

I think that's a woman.
#18 Oct 19 2004 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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^Dude looks like a lady.
#20 Oct 19 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Decent
haha, very observant you are, Im trying to get a link to a better pic since that ones kinda funny =)
#21 Oct 19 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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oh, nah, I never tried to really pimp my girl. We've been friends for a long time so when we finally did get romantic sparks were flying all over the place.

So it IS a girl! She's beautiful. What was the move? In case you didn't know it, that would be your defining pimp moment. Getting the girl.
#22 Oct 19 2004 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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My first girlfriend and I were good friends before we ever started dating. Well, one night, when things started to look like they'd take a turn for romance, I took her out to dinner. We had a great time of course, and I drove her home afterwards.

On my way home, I was thinking about her, and I just couldnt stand it anymore. I stopped in at the nearest Jewel-Osco (hey, I was in highschool) and bought her some flowers. Then, I drove back to her house, rang the door bell, and when she answered, gave her the flowers and kissed her without a word.

I think that pretty much got the message across.

Twiztid
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#23 Oct 19 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, she is an extemely beautiful person. She's watched me go from a street racing thug to a college student.. I couldn't possibly ask for anything more. She's been strong and never stopped believing in me. So, now it's my time to shine and I get the pleasure of having her with me along the way.

As far as "the move" it was jsut talking to her more and more. We connected so well while away from each other that when we met we just locked eyes and knew that everything was real. It just kind of happened.

Edited, Tue Oct 19 20:33:20 2004 by Lefein
#24 Oct 19 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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On my way home, I was thinking about her, and I just couldnt stand it anymore. I stopped in at the nearest Jewel-Osco (hey, I was in highschool) and bought her some flowers. Then, I drove back to her house, rang the door bell, and when she answered, gave her the flowers and kissed her without a word.

I think that pretty much got the message across.

Nice!
#25 Oct 19 2004 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
I know what you are getting at Princess Atomic. I have a tradition with my guy that everytime he comes home from a deployment or special trainning, we dance at this one spot on the edge of the pond on my brothers land. We never tell anyone where we are. It's a tradition for us. Last year I strung up chinese lanterns, and we spent the night there.
#26 Oct 19 2004 at 7:59 PM Rating: Decent
Girls are so cool. I like the way girls do little extra things to get your attention and stuff. I always smile when I wake up to an "I love you" email. As a guy, I'll just give all you girls a collective thank you for making life better.
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