With the start of the holy month I have made some commitments to my Middle Eastern friends. I vow to drink massive amounts of beer during the day, get my jerk on to **** every fifteen minutes, eat a big a$$ pork roast at 12 noon, go to a Catholic church every Sunday, and vote for Dubya so we can keep celebrating Islamic Killappalooza 2004 for another four years.
Who's with me?!?
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Same god, different tribe.
I'm going to do my part for Ramadan solidarity and read a copy of "The Satanic Verses", that I found at the local used bookstore.
Totem you know I am there.
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Excellent! That makes two of us. Anybody else? I think I can book a great Yiddish band I know who just got their gig canceled for the brist they were supposed to rock the foreskins off of.
Anyone? Anyone at all?
Totem
Anyone? Anyone at all?
Totem
http://www.markrubin.com/rubinchik/
they play a mean Bah Mitzvah.
But these guys are are just plain crazy.
http://www.klezmatics.com/band.html
Edited, Sat Oct 16 00:54:30 2004 by bhodisattva
they play a mean Bah Mitzvah.
But these guys are are just plain crazy.
http://www.klezmatics.com/band.html
Edited, Sat Oct 16 00:54:30 2004 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I've got a pork roast in the oven at this very moment.
That's about as far as I'll go, though. The rest of that seems like a lot of work.
That's about as far as I'll go, though. The rest of that seems like a lot of work.
Had pork chops last night, does that count?
I'm planning on making pork chops tonight...
What religion holdiday thing are we talking about? Is it like the weird catholics do and not eat meat one friday out of the month thingy??
Is it like the weird catholics do and not eat meat one friday out of the month thingy??
It's a lot like Lent, actually.
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I'm going to do my part for Ramadan solidarity and read a copy of "The Satanic Verses", that I found at the local used bookstore.
Oh, man, you have no idea of the sacrifice you've committed to make. Good luck.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
What the hell is with religions and personal sacrifies?
Ok, everybody who ate or is planning on eating pork, I'm gonna count you all as "In." Cool. You joining us, Smash? You can do Mass for your mother's sake, just like old times when you were an altar boy in Bahston.
~pregnant pause~
That's sure ripe for FYTfing...
Totem
~pregnant pause~
That's sure ripe for FYTfing...
Totem
I consume a lot of corn dogs. I'm in as long as you count pork by-products.
Sir Trunksbrando wrote:
What religion holdiday thing are we talking about? Is it like the weird catholics do and not eat meat one friday out of the month thingy??
At least that's how Fridays during Lent usually went at my house.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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