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#1 Oct 15 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Note what is called for in her recipe.
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2004 presidential race heads into kitchen for cookie cook-off

Web-posted Jun 21, 2004

The presidential race is in high gear and its influence is being reflected even in the very specialized sphere of cookie-baking.
For its 2004 Election Cookie Cook-Off, Family Circle magazine is publishing two recipes from candidates' wives in its July 13 issue.

The competing munchables are Laura Bush's oatmeal-chocolate chunk cookies, and Teresa Heinz Kerry's pumpkin spice cookies. Home bakers are invited to put them to the taste test and vote in their favorite.

"We're delighted that Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry are putting their cookie recipes into the running for our fourth election competition," said Susan Ungaro, Family Circle's editor in chief.

"Put your partisan preferences aside and vote with your taste buds. May the best cookie win!"

The magazine first invited wives of presidential hopefuls to submit cookie recipes for publication in 1992, calling on readers to vote for their preferred recipes. The magazine says cookie cookoff results have predicted the past four presidential winners.

Home cooks may cast their cookie ballots on a postcard postmarked by Aug. 1, addressed to: Family Circle Cookie Cook-Off, Dept. MJ, 375 Lexington Ave., New York, NY 10017. Readers also can vote online at www.familycircle.com. The magazine says results will be announced in the Nov. 9 issue.

Laura Bush's Oatmeal-Chocolate Chunk Cookies

1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) butter, at room temperature
1 cup sugar
1 1/2 cups light-brown sugar
3 eggs
1 tablespoon vanilla
3 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons cinnamon
3 cups quick oats (not old-fashioned)
2 cups chopped walnuts
1 1/2 packages (8 ounces each) chocolate chunks (3 cups)
2 cups coarsely chopped dried sour cherries

Heat oven to 350 F. With electric mixer, cream butter and both sugars. Beat in eggs one at a time, then beat in vanilla. Add flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and oats; slowly beat until blended. Stir in walnuts, chocolate and cherries. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto cookie sheet covered with parchment paper. Bake at 350 F for 12 to 15 minutes, until golden brown.

Makes about 8 dozen cookies.


Teresa Heinz Kerry's Pumpkin Spice Cookies

1 cup (2 sticks) butter, at room temperature
1 cup sugar
1 egg
1 cup canned pumpkin puree (from 15-ounce can; do not use pumpkin pie filling)
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon allspice
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 cup white raisins

Heat oven to 375 F. With electric mixer, cream butter and sugar. Beat in egg, pumpkin and vanilla. Sift together flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and allspice. Stir into pumpkin mixture. Stir in chopped walnuts and raisins. Drop by tablespoonfuls onto a well-greased cookie sheet and bake at 375 F for 12 to 15 minutes, until golden on edges.

Makes about 5 dozen cookies.

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Theresa Heinz Kerry, who, incidentally is from South Africa, is a white raisin supremist!

Stone her!

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#2 Oct 15 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Would those be the rasins she soaks in Gin for her arthritis?
#3 Oct 15 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Laura Bush killed someone by running a stop sign.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/laura.asp

He was white, Laura Bush hates white people.
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#4 Oct 15 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, but that ok, just like black-on-black killings and Tong turf battles. It's only when you start putting down the colored raisins and you're white that there is trouble. Then it's magnified because there is undoubtedly an apartheid going on inside her very pantry and cupboards. Does she allow the brown sugar to sit on the same shelf as the white sugar? Or does the brown sugar have to sit in the back of the lazy-a$$-Susan (who, according to our inside sources, Theresa knows comes from a mixed heritage)? Does the chocolate milk get to be in the front of the refrigerator door like the 2% milk or does it get pushed all the way back to the crisper and frozen food section?

I demand an official congressional inquiry into this horrid behavior!

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#5 Oct 15 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
Wow now I realy feel safe having her as a first lady. Her husband well blow up anything he can get in aim and she runs over anything she can get in range. Yea lets vote for bush!!!
#6 Oct 15 2004 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Omg I'm a raisinist and I didn't even know it!

I even don't like white nectarines and peaches!

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#7 Oct 15 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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Well, now we know Laura Bush has got jungle fever:

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1 1/2 cups light-brown sugar



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1 1/2 cups light-brown sugar
Strange.. this makes me think Laura Bush has a thing going on for the Jungle Fever but...
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dried sour cherries
...reminds me more of Bush's abstinence programs.
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BAM to Tricky using my joke at the same time as me!
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#10 Oct 15 2004 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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Jungle Fever...

you guys forgot
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 1/2 packages (8 ounces each) chocolate chunks (3 cups)


Those two along with the brown sugar form a menage a trois of black love.
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#11 Oct 15 2004 at 3:49 PM Rating: Good
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Jinx! Now you can't post until I say your name 3 times.

I got jinxed by pikko yesterday.


#12 Oct 15 2004 at 3:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Rumor has it that Theresa snarls the word "Kaffir!" to her husband whenever anyone asks him how he likes his coffee and he responds, "I'll take it black, thank you!"

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#13 Oct 15 2004 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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1 1/2 packages (8 ounces each) chocolate chunks
Warm and dropped on her chest, perferably.
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#14 Oct 15 2004 at 3:53 PM Rating: Decent
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What in fu[b][/b]ck is a white raisin?
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#15 Oct 15 2004 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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A raisin made from a green grape.

Actually, they're sort of a **** yellow color, but I assume "**** Yellow Raisins" didn't make it past the focus group.

Edit: They're.. They Are..

Edited, Fri Oct 15 16:54:55 2004 by Jophiel
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#16 Oct 15 2004 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Does she allow the brown sugar to sit on the same shelf as the white sugar? Or does the brown sugar have to sit in the back of the lazy-a$$-Susan (who, according to our inside sources, Theresa knows comes from a mixed heritage)? Does the chocolate milk get to be in the front of the refrigerator door like the 2% milk or does it get pushed all the way back to the crisper and frozen food section?


Classic Totem!

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