What? Do you mean to say "samurai" you stupid fu[/i]cking waste of space?
I had a similar situation a few years ago. I was living in a ****** subdivided house with a family of Hispanics living above me on the top floor. Most of the day they would be cranking tinny Mexican calliope music or some similarly annoying sh[i]it so loud you could hear it down the block. They also had several small children who would constantly run around, screaming, jumping up and down and stomping on the floors so hard the ceiling fan almost came down on us. A few times we'd called the landlady or the cops to complain but they never did ****. Someone would talk to the mother (presumably) who would stare blankly at you and say "¿Que?" until they gave up.
Well one evening it had just gotten to the breaking point. These idiot kids ("Are they raising elepants up there??"my roomate would ask) were jumping up and down directly above our ceiling fan, making it shake. So I stood up and banged on the ceiling - thump, thump, thump. In response - THUD THUD THUD THUD Furious, I jumped up - and put my fist clean through the ceiling. I think that family moved out shortly afterwards (only to be replaced by another Mexican family) and two years after i'd moved out, that hole in the ceiling is still there.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Oh, crap, didn't mean to distract you like that... I'll try to be quieter next time :P
j/k! I suggest going to your local sex shop and leaving a ball gag on their doorstep and ring the doorbell. Don't bother wrapping the box in brown paper, make sure everyone who passes by can see it. ^_^
My last apartment I was on the second story, and our downstairs neighbor... well, he had "anger management" issues. He swore up and down that our normal everyday walking around barefoot in the living room was done solely to **** him off. The one day out of a full year living there that we actually had a group of friends over and were a little loud, he came up and threatened to cut my roommate. O_o That sure ruined my graduation party ; ;
Debalic, I totally sympathize with you on the Mexican family with kids thing >_< We lived above them and STILL were bothered by the kids stomping around. I swear they learned how to walk on the walls and ceiling just so that we could hear them better at 8 am on a Saturday morning. Not to mention their father blasting Tejano from his truck with all doors and the hood open, and their mother blasting Tejano in the kitchen. And the one time that the kids came upstairs and knocked on the door and ran away... five times in a row... and the countless families that swam in the pool fully-clothed, and with dirty-diapered babies, and swam in the pool when it was closed for the winter and had huge warning signs all over it in Spanish and was green and they had to climb the fence to get in..... and the maintenance staff that came in to fix things and ended up breaking them even worse........ yeah. I wish we hadn't had a year-long lease there. Stupid! Stupid!
j/k! I suggest going to your local sex shop and leaving a ball gag on their doorstep and ring the doorbell. Don't bother wrapping the box in brown paper, make sure everyone who passes by can see it. ^_^
My last apartment I was on the second story, and our downstairs neighbor... well, he had "anger management" issues. He swore up and down that our normal everyday walking around barefoot in the living room was done solely to **** him off. The one day out of a full year living there that we actually had a group of friends over and were a little loud, he came up and threatened to cut my roommate. O_o That sure ruined my graduation party ; ;
Debalic, I totally sympathize with you on the Mexican family with kids thing >_< We lived above them and STILL were bothered by the kids stomping around. I swear they learned how to walk on the walls and ceiling just so that we could hear them better at 8 am on a Saturday morning. Not to mention their father blasting Tejano from his truck with all doors and the hood open, and their mother blasting Tejano in the kitchen. And the one time that the kids came upstairs and knocked on the door and ran away... five times in a row... and the countless families that swam in the pool fully-clothed, and with dirty-diapered babies, and swam in the pool when it was closed for the winter and had huge warning signs all over it in Spanish and was green and they had to climb the fence to get in..... and the maintenance staff that came in to fix things and ended up breaking them even worse........ yeah. I wish we hadn't had a year-long lease there. Stupid! Stupid!
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I was living in a sh*tty subdivided house with a family of Hispanics living above me on the top floor.
You see, despite bein' nothin' more than dirty 'mexicans they had the brains to take the upper floor so they got to dictate how noisy it got. Stairs may be annoying but they are sure the hell of a lot better than *thump* *thump * thump* *bang* all day.
Krylanna wrote:
j/k! I suggest going to your local sex shop and leaving a ball gag on their doorstep and ring the doorbell. Don't bother wrapping the box in brown paper, make sure everyone who passes by can see it. ^_^
ROFL!!! Perfect!!!!! Looks like i'm gonna make a run to condom kingdom later, haha.
Next time they're doing it, just start jumping up and down and screaming his name in a high pitched voice. If that doesn't turn him off, then move.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Is it making you HORNY, Scubamage!?! AHHAHAHAHAHAAH
scubamage the Stupendous wrote:
So, I sit down and start studying Social Psychology for my upcoming exam. I've had a long *** day, so I'm glad to be sitting down. I've got a problem with my attention wandering, so I'm glad to be in quiet.
Then I hear it...
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
female voice: "MOAN"
male voice: "MOAN/GRUNT/MALE NOISE"
famale voice: "MOAN MOAN!"
male voice: "GRUNT! GRUNT! (insert Tim the ToolMan impression here)"
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
This is a rough synopsis of what I am now going through. And it has not stopped. I don't know if they're hopped up on goofballs, or what. But they've been going for close to an hour. Viagra maybe?
I'm considering pounding on the ceiling.
Any ideas on how to disturb that overly horny couple living above me?
Then I hear it...
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
female voice: "MOAN"
male voice: "MOAN/GRUNT/MALE NOISE"
famale voice: "MOAN MOAN!"
male voice: "GRUNT! GRUNT! (insert Tim the ToolMan impression here)"
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
This is a rough synopsis of what I am now going through. And it has not stopped. I don't know if they're hopped up on goofballs, or what. But they've been going for close to an hour. Viagra maybe?
I'm considering pounding on the ceiling.
Any ideas on how to disturb that overly horny couple living above me?
Only for an hour? God Im glad you're not my neighbor you'd be uber-pissed.
^^LeFein, that reply is totally #12.
Bragging to a board made up mostly of guys is TOTALLY Gax.
Bragging to a board made up mostly of guys is TOTALLY Gax.
Too bad you aren't below me!
I'm hung like a hamster and *** twice as fast!
I'm hung like a hamster and *** twice as fast!
Prince pickleprince wrote:
^^LeFein, that reply is totally #12.
Bragging to a board made up mostly of guys is TOTALLY Gax.
Bragging to a board made up mostly of guys is TOTALLY Gax.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The secret is to yell out encouragement to them in their passion.
"Yeah, nail her in the a$$! Yeah, do it! Do it like I did it to her last night!"
"C'mon, buddy, hit that pu55y! Bang her harder! You call yourself a man?!? Drive it in deep!"
"Go! Go! Go, go, gogogogogogogo! Go!"
"Yeah, keep going-- I'm almost there! Don't stop! Yes, yes! yessssssssssssssssssssss! Oh, oh OH OH OH!"
"Hey, it sounds like you need some help! I'll be right up and we'll make her look like a pig on a rotisserie!"
So on so so forth. Either they will get the picture and quiet down or they'll bust out laughing and spoil the moment for themselves.
Totem
"Yeah, nail her in the a$$! Yeah, do it! Do it like I did it to her last night!"
"C'mon, buddy, hit that pu55y! Bang her harder! You call yourself a man?!? Drive it in deep!"
"Go! Go! Go, go, gogogogogogogo! Go!"
"Yeah, keep going-- I'm almost there! Don't stop! Yes, yes! yessssssssssssssssssssss! Oh, oh OH OH OH!"
"Hey, it sounds like you need some help! I'll be right up and we'll make her look like a pig on a rotisserie!"
So on so so forth. Either they will get the picture and quiet down or they'll bust out laughing and spoil the moment for themselves.
Totem
My upstairs neighbors once collapsed their bed in the midst of their activities. Plaster falling, the whole bit.
They didn't look me in the eye for days afterwards, which was too bad cause I had a pretty good smirk going on.
They didn't look me in the eye for days afterwards, which was too bad cause I had a pretty good smirk going on.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Eh I made that reply before reading the rest of the thread which was stupid. Oh my LORD what the hell is it about Mexican families and that shi[/u]t! I once had an apartment aboce this mexican family that would religiously crank out tejano music at 9am every saturday morning (and various other inconvenient times throughout the week) I was working for Compaq and had a stressful job I'll leave it at that. There's something supremely obnoxious and annoying about that rythmic bmmm bommm bmmm bommm bmmm bomm that EVERY tejano song ever made has. Their kids would run around screaming and basically I was reaching my postal limit.. Well one morning headed to work I saw one of the kids Elmo dolls lying on the ground (outside their fence mind you *grumble*) So I throw it up onto my balcony and headed to work. LIKE CLOCKWORK the consecutive saturday..
bmmm bommm bmmm bomm bmm bomm
So I used some twine and made a noose from it and covered the elmo in ketchup. Then I lowered it off my balcony and tied it to the railing. Later that day their dad (who couldnt have been taller than 5ft) came up there like a jackass. I couldnt understand half the **** he said but he was getting an attitude. So I opened the door a little wider to let him get a good look at my sword collection and gothic artwork =) He mumbled something and held his cross from his necklace and slowly wnet back downstairs. They werent TOO annoying from then on although they tended to be loud when they had company over. No biggies i suppose.
bmmm bommm bmmm bomm bmm bomm
So I used some twine and made a noose from it and covered the elmo in ketchup. Then I lowered it off my balcony and tied it to the railing. Later that day their dad (who couldnt have been taller than 5ft) came up there like a jackass. I couldnt understand half the **** he said but he was getting an attitude. So I opened the door a little wider to let him get a good look at my sword collection and gothic artwork =) He mumbled something and held his cross from his necklace and slowly wnet back downstairs. They werent TOO annoying from then on although they tended to be loud when they had company over. No biggies i suppose.
Tejano music = Mexican polka = Gitslayer with an accordian and beer stein playing No Hay Cerveza en Cielo.
Totem
Totem
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Gitslayer with an accordian and beer stein
I don't know any german songs.
scubamage. Are you American?
If so, post dog-sh[/i]it through your [i]downstairs neighbors' mail-box and stand 200 armed guards around their door.
I think if it's good enough for your C-in-C it should work for you.
If so, post dog-sh[/i]it through your [i]downstairs neighbors' mail-box and stand 200 armed guards around their door.
I think if it's good enough for your C-in-C it should work for you.
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