This will be my first post in the asylum. Although I have read many posts here. I have yet to actually jump into the darkside. To be perfectly honest, you people intimidate me with your wit. I feel that I am not witty enough to post here. Yet I have this strange urge, to come here and post. What is with you people?
Huh? tell me!
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Let me be the first to welcome you here, and say fu[b][/b]ck off and die.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
/cheer
yay, I new I would be welcomed warmly
yay, I new I would be welcomed warmly
Why did you poison the kitten in your avatar?
Why do you hate kittens?
Why do you hate kittens?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Well, it would appear that way wouldn't it. But if you look closely you'll see that he is drooling, and in fact asleep.
Jute the Flatulent wrote:
Well, it would appear that way wouldn't it. But if you look closely you'll see that he is drooling, and in fact asleep.
Wow, I thought that was a self-portrait, you drippy, drooling pus[u][/u]sy.
Well I'm not intimidated by everyone's wit, or lack there of.
Jute the Flatulent wrote:
Well I'm not intimidated by everyone's wit, or lack there of.
Anyone who get even slightly intimidated by text should be dragged out to the street and shot.
...but since everyone else welcomed you with a witty remark...
Why don't you go a f[b][/b]uck yourself with a machete? ^_^
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Why did you poison the kitten in your avatar?
Why do you hate kittens?
Why do you hate kittens?
Not only that, but that is overfeeding a cat that size by allot. This can lead to several problems down the road for this unfortunate kitten.
Really, why do you hate kittens?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
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Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Well, really it's not my cat! So you'll have to ask someone else(not sure who) why they feed it so much. I love cats.
Well, anyhow, I'm going to lunch. Have fun
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Well, anyhow, I'm going to lunch. Have fun
Try not to pass out face down in it.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
I'd also like to welcome you, and be the first to offer you your very own spiked metal rod for the ***-fu[i][/i]cking that you're going to be getting quite regularly now.
Enjoy your stay.
Twiztid
Enjoy your stay.
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Well, the thread started off well, Gary, but you can see here as he launches into the pike position, his legs come apart and he's never able to stick the landing.
The Russian judge is sure to be harsh.
The Russian judge is sure to be harsh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well, the thread started off well, Gary, but you can see here as he launches into the pike position, his legs come apart and he's never able to stick the landing.
The Russian judge is sure to be harsh.
THAT sent me into hysterics. Pepsi thanks you for the extra $.55 I just spent to replace my spilled drink.
The Russian judge is sure to be harsh.
THAT sent me into hysterics. Pepsi thanks you for the extra $.55 I just spent to replace my spilled drink.
I think that they are fattening up the kitten for consumption. I used to live and work on a kitten ranch.
TStephens wrote:
the extra $.55
55 cents????? Goddamn 'mericans.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What is it sixpence in Fake England..I mean...Canada?
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Well, really it's not my cat! So you'll have to ask someone else(not sure who) why they feed it so much.
That is irrelevent. You are encouraging poor feeding habits for cats. Every time you post you are essentially killing a kitten! Is that how you show your love for them? Do you stomp the little ones in front of children on the weekends?
I demand you include this link in your signature,
Proper cat nutrition
In addition send an apology PM to every member of this board that has had to read your posts explaining the situation and explaining how to properly care for a cat. You should be ashamed.
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
It's sure as hell not 55 cents, I can tell you that.
I'm irrationally mad...I don't even drink pop..I mean, "soda".
Yay!
I'm irrationally mad...I don't even drink pop..I mean, "soda".
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Kittens belong in sandwiches.
OK, back from lunch.
Yes I did pass out face first in it. I was embarrased, but in retrospect, it was quite fun.
Thank you for the Spiked Metal Rod. I will put it to good use.
I hate Russian judges.(Spiked Metal Rod?? HMMM!!)
And .55 for Pepsi does suck
PM's have been sent out and sig has been adjusted LMAO
Edited, Thu Oct 14 14:03:04 2004 by Jute
Yes I did pass out face first in it. I was embarrased, but in retrospect, it was quite fun.
Thank you for the Spiked Metal Rod. I will put it to good use.
I hate Russian judges.(Spiked Metal Rod?? HMMM!!)
And .55 for Pepsi does suck
PM's have been sent out and sig has been adjusted LMAO
Edited, Thu Oct 14 14:03:04 2004 by Jute
I didn't get mine yet. The accursed thing better not arrive 'postage due,' you dirty fucking Floridian.
That is odd, I sent them all postage paid!
That's Gandolph, Smash's cat. It clearly looks to me like that kitten is humping his food bowl in an orgasmic feenzy at being fed catnip-laced Meow Mix. While pumping a load of "milk" into his bowl, he's pulling a string of hairballs out of his a$$, thus heightening the sensation of the Big "O" and claws being driven into his tender thighs.
Oh wait! My bad. That's Timothy in his Halloween costume for the Big Pu55y Ball coming up on November 3.
Totem
Oh wait! My bad. That's Timothy in his Halloween costume for the Big Pu55y Ball coming up on November 3.
Totem
I have no reply LMAO
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