My name is death, and hell follows with me.
In 18 days, I turn 30. Not only does that particular event bring with it its own hellish consequences, it preceeds the presidential election. All that means is that all you liberal whiney ******* out there can blame me as a harbinger of the end of the world when Shrub takes term 2. :)
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
When I turned 30, I stayed at home with a huge bottle of wine and drowned my sorrows. The next day I realized that 30 wasn't so bad and I had wasted a good night out with the girls (and guys, I was kind of a *** hag at the time), so I kicked myself all day.
You'll get through it, Moe. We all do.
You'll get through it, Moe. We all do.
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Enlighten me:
WTH is a *** hag?
WTH is a *** hag?
No disrespect, but whats a *** hag?
omg do you never watch sex + the city? i thought all americans did, isn't is a law? like christianity and baby eating?
i'm not sure what a *** hag is either, but i heard it mentioned on one of the few episodes of sex+the city i have seen
i'm not sure what a *** hag is either, but i heard it mentioned on one of the few episodes of sex+the city i have seen
I try to avoid popular TV like the plauge. It makes me feel ... icky.
A *** hag is a straight woman who enjoys, some say prefers, the company of gay men.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yep, what Samira said.
I used to be a bartender, and when you work in that field, there are lots of gay men. I had a lot of gay friends and used to go clubbing with them.
I used to be a bartender, and when you work in that field, there are lots of gay men. I had a lot of gay friends and used to go clubbing with them.
So I should turn gay in order to attract women.
Innnnnteresssting...
Innnnnteresssting...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
yep they seem to follow you wherever you go
Edited, Thu Oct 14 10:55:20 2004 by Pulseczar
Edited, Thu Oct 14 10:55:20 2004 by Pulseczar
You'd be surprised how well that might work, Joph.
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So I should turn gay in order to attract women.
Then you could tell them that they "turned" you.
Could I just say I'm gay? I don't have to let them watch me have gay sex or anything, do I?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Is it just me or have you been not posting for awhile Pulseczar? If so welcome back. If not disregard this post :)
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Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
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Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
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Could I just say I'm gay? I don't have to let them watch me have gay sex or anything, do I?
John Kerry would call this the Litmus Test :)
Gadin
Gadin wrote:
Quote:
Could I just say I'm gay? I don't have to let them watch me have gay sex or anything, do I?
John Kerry would call this the Litmus Test :)
Gadin
Kerry has a plan...a plan for a global test...I hear it involves "Will and Grace" and coconut rum...that's all I know.
Edited, Thu Oct 14 11:07:47 2004 by DewVictim
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Is it just me or have you been not posting for awhile Pulseczar? If so welcome back. If not disregard this post :)
Mainly a lurker but thanks.
Pulseczar wrote:
Margaret Cho
I would have said Kathy Griffin.
But OK.
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I would have said Kathy Griffin.
But OK.
But OK.
ha this is true!
Jophiel wrote:
So I should turn gay in order to attract women.
Innnnnteresssting...
Innnnnteresssting...
If this is truly the first time you've thought of this, you're as clueless as the people who didn't know what a ***-hag is.
Just sayin'.
bah. i thought this was gonna be abot Piers Anthony.
Pulseczar wrote:
Quote:
I would have said Kathy Griffin.
But OK.
But OK.
ha this is true!
Kathy Griffin is such a ***-hag that I couldn't remember her name so I googled "Kathy and Andy Di[u][/u]ck" and it came right up.
Edited, Thu Oct 14 11:28:12 2004 by pickleprince
Great set of books by an even special-er author.
Piers is teh k00ln3$$.
Piers is teh k00ln3$$.
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